Weird/Awesome Fanart: @Artist on Twitter, but the timeline's got some porn on it.

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Arc Hammer: Mar 4, 2013; Got any deathsticks?

Concordat posted:

The struggle everyone with glasses suffers. I recently switched to contacts so this poo poo doesn't happen anymore.

# ? Feb 15, 2016 20:27

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# ? May 14, 2024 08:04

Feline Mind Meld: Jun 14, 2007; I'm pretty creeped out

Arcsquad12 posted:

The struggle everyone with glasses suffers. I recently switched to contacts so this poo poo doesn't happen anymore.

I have a lazy eye and will never ever be able to perceive 3d movies because they just aren't made for that. I have to wear the stupid glasses to not get the weird ghosts but at least I don't get headaches either

# ? Feb 15, 2016 21:29

BravestOfTheLamps: Oct 12, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Lipstick Apathy

Eldercain posted:

I have to wear the stupid glasses to not get the weird ghosts but at least I don't get headaches either

People who live in haunted houses shouldn't throw stones

# ? Feb 15, 2016 22:00

Concordat: Mar 4, 2007; Secondary Objective: Commit Fraud - Complete

Hey it's these pictures again.

Concordat has a new favorite as of 02:31 on Jan 28, 2017

# ? Feb 15, 2016 22:48

ShadowMar: Mar 2, 2010; HERE IS A
GRAVEYARD
OF YOU!

# ? Feb 15, 2016 23:10

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

ShadowMar posted:

tag urself i'm osomatsu

# ? Feb 16, 2016 00:21

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Broni Friendzoni.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 00:24

Ramos: Jul 3, 2012

Stickers are so my poo poo.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 00:31

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Concordat posted:

Hey it's these pictures again.

These are all really good, but the last one is just perfect.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 00:36

Ramos: Jul 3, 2012

# ? Feb 16, 2016 00:50

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Feb 16, 2016 01:04

Space Kablooey: May 6, 2009

https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/693145250353782784

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:20

Robo Pope: Jul 17, 2004; I AM THE POPE, DO AS I SAY.

Ramos posted:

The Alamo Drafthouse is doing a bunch of screenings of Miyazaki movies all throughout February. To advertise this, they basically made an anime music video.

https://vimeo.com/151962795

# ? Feb 16, 2016 05:44

Waffleman_: Jan 20, 2011; I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

ShadowMar posted:

I'm Pizza Mozarella.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 05:46

BravestOfTheLamps: Oct 12, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Lipstick Apathy

MokBa posted:

# ? Feb 16, 2016 06:27

Mikedawson: Jun 21, 2013

I have to say, having silent protagonists speak in sign language is a neat trend I'm all for.

Also Other M would be a much better game if Samus only spoke by making bird calls.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 08:21

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

why are her shoulders blushing

# ? Feb 16, 2016 09:20

Ramos: Jul 3, 2012

Bruising from constantly shine sparking walls. The suit only protects you so much from solid wall.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 09:21

Skellybones: May 31, 2011; Fun Shoe

I guess she learned all those human facial expressions from birds too.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 09:50

Normal Barbarian: Nov 24, 2006

Skellybones posted:

I guess she learned all those human facial expressions from birds too.

Blind babies smile and deaf babies laugh. poo poo's wired deep. :eng101:

# ? Feb 16, 2016 09:58

Your Computer: Oct 3, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Mr Tastee posted:

I have to say, having silent protagonists speak in sign language is a neat trend I'm all for.

It's wonderful! :kimchi:

Sign language birb Samus is my favorite Metroid fanart now, it's so sweet. It's also nice to see a Samus for once that's not a pinup, as I was a big fan of her before they "retconned" her.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 10:10

Crocoswine: Aug 20, 2010

scandoslav posted:

Blind babies smile and deaf babies laugh. poo poo's wired deep.

read that as dead babies at first and got pretty creeped out

# ? Feb 16, 2016 10:10

Parts Kit: Jun 9, 2006; durr
i have a hole in my head
durr

Fister Roboto posted:

why are her shoulders blushing

This might come as a surprise but skin tones for people who actually go outside vary subtly across their entire bodies and while some artists want to represent it they haven't quite gotten the hang of doing it well. See also tumblr nose.

Potentially her shoulders have also been drinking beer too.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 13:26

HGH: Dec 20, 2011

Fanart by proxy:

He looks so distressed.

Apparently Conan is huge in South Korea thanks to his gamer videos being subtitled and getting hundreds of thousands of views.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 13:45

Terrorforge: Dec 22, 2013; More of a furnace, really

Fister Roboto posted:

why are her shoulders blushing

Parts Kit posted:

This might come as a surprise but skin tones for people who actually go outside vary subtly across their entire bodies and while some artists want to represent it they haven't quite gotten the hang of doing it well. See also tumblr nose.

Potentially her shoulders have also been drinking beer too.

Alcohol flushing can occur anywhere on the body; the shoulders is actually one of the more common areas.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 17:30

El Cid: Mar 17, 2005; What good is power when you're too wise to use it?; Grimey Drawer

Sounds like her Chozo parents are just lazy, birds are pretty good at talking. The second best animals at it, in fact!

Also signing would NOT be easier in a suit where one arm ends in a large cannon.

I DENY YOU, SIGN LANGUAGE SAMUS!

# ? Feb 16, 2016 18:25

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

El Cid posted:

Sounds like her Chozo parents are just lazy, birds are pretty good at talking. The second best animals at it, in fact!

Also signing would NOT be easier in a suit where one arm ends in a large cannon.

I DENY YOU, SIGN LANGUAGE SAMUS!

Cannon up for yes, down for no

# ? Feb 16, 2016 18:29

90s Cringe Rock: Nov 29, 2006

Cute.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 18:36

Nanomashoes: Aug 18, 2012

Samus no she's a nazi.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 18:40

Rangpur: Dec 31, 2008

Pointing a giant arm-cannon at someone is highly context dependent, but easily understood by all intelligent species.

If you point it at someone standing in your way, it means "get out of my way"
If you point it at a Federation bureaucrat, it means "stop giving me the runaround and pay me the drat bounty already"
If you point it at a ceiling after shooting someone it means "check out my sweet killshot"
Alternately, if you point it at a ceiling before killing someone it means "I am going to collapse the ceiling on you"
If you point it at Ridley, "I am going to kill you, again, for the Nth time" (hold up a number of fingers indicating # of times you killed Ridley)
If you point it a baby Metroid it means "I have incredibly mixed feelings about you"

Firing the cannon counts as an exclamation point.

...I guess this counts as fanart now that Samus' been retconned to a cringing blonde waif. Yes, as a matter of fact I am still annoyed by Other M.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 18:46

90s Cringe Rock: Nov 29, 2006

# ? Feb 16, 2016 18:51

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

El Cid posted:

Sounds like her Chozo parents are just lazy, birds are pretty good at talking. The second best animals at it, in fact!

Also signing would NOT be easier in a suit where one arm ends in a large cannon.

I DENY YOU, SIGN LANGUAGE SAMUS!

Most/all signs can be done one handed and those that can't can be spelled. And it would certainly be easier if the suit doesn't have external speakers and the person you're talking to doesn't have a compatible communications device.

COME AT ME BRO

# ? Feb 16, 2016 18:52

Red Bones: Aug 9, 2012; "I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

Parts Kit posted:

This might come as a surprise but skin tones for people who actually go outside vary subtly across their entire bodies and while some artists want to represent it they haven't quite gotten the hang of doing it well. See also tumblr nose.

Potentially her shoulders have also been drinking beer too.

I'd think her skin tone would be pretty pale if most of her time spent outside is done wearing full body armour.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 18:53

Waffleman_: Jan 20, 2011; I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

chrisoya posted:

"Holy crap, Adam. This reminds me of the time the baby saved my life!"

*Some lovely Labyrinth reference*

# ? Feb 16, 2016 18:55

Teriyaki Koinku: Nov 25, 2008; Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

FlyinPingu posted:

read that as dead babies at first and got pretty creeped out

Same here! :hfive:

# ? Feb 16, 2016 19:06

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Nanomashoes posted:

Samus no she's a nazi.

Phasma slaughters innocents in the opening scene BUT SHE'S PROBABLY CUTE

# ? Feb 16, 2016 19:47

FutonForensic: Nov 11, 2012

Improbable Lobster posted:

Phasma slaughters innocents in the opening scene BUT SHE'S PROBABLY CUTE

# ? Feb 16, 2016 19:50

Your Computer: Oct 3, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Rangpur posted:

Yes, as a matter of fact I am still annoyed by Other M.

Does this summary I made of M:OM count as weird fanart?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCCibFueyLE

# ? Feb 16, 2016 19:50

Hardcordion: Feb 5, 2008; BARK BARK BARK

Rangpur posted:

[*]If you point it at Ridley, "I am going to kill you, again, for the Nth time" (hold up a number of fingers indicating # of times you killed Ridley)

This is like the polar opposite of her reaction to Ridley in Other M and I love it.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 19:53

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# ? May 14, 2024 08:04

Eggbeater Jesus: Sep 21, 2008; Add a dab of lavender to milk. Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

Red Bones posted:

I'd think her skin tone would be pretty pale if most of her time spent outside is done wearing full body armour.

Well, every mission of hers was the work of a standard 8-hour shift or less. Assuming the Federation doesn't pay bounties by the hour, I'd say that leaves her a fair amount of downtime.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 19:56

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