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Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Was an actual suggestion that he was or just a casual "pédé"?

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Von Linus
Apr 6, 2006
I complete me.

julian assflange posted:

Was an actual suggestion that he was or just a casual "pédé"?

Apparently he said blanc took dick from ibrahinovic. Among other things.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Von Linus posted:

Apparently he said blanc took dick from ibrahinovic. Among other things.

Pique is going to be so sad :(

Boonys Cut Shot
Nov 5, 2004

Elite athlete
Probably the most insightful analysis on the Adam Johnson case imo http://youtu.be/mTjm-LWi0ao

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Von Linus posted:

Apparently he said blanc took dick from ibrahinovic. Among other things.

Well I hope he enjoys his loan back to RC Lens

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

Shmoses posted:

Probably the most insightful analysis on the Adam Johnson case imo http://youtu.be/mTjm-LWi0ao

Why couldn't he have just spent his money on prostitutes like every other footballer?

Ramagamma
Feb 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I mean the fact that an average footballer is losing his career over sexual interactions with an underage girl when he could probably just buy any women he wanted is hilarious enough but describing a baby as "looking class" just sounds even more bemusing.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


that is a cool and good baby

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Ramagamma posted:

I mean the fact that an average footballer is losing his career over sexual interactions with an underage girl when he could probably just buy any women he wanted is hilarious enough but describing a baby as "looking class" just sounds even more bemusing.

hey mate, your baby is mint. I mean she's proper class

Ramagamma
Feb 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
That baby is ream

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
epic babby

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


it is an unfortunate thing that 'a fully sick baby' is likely to be taken the wrong way. shame.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Just FYI, "dank baby" is also acceptable now apparently

Shroud
May 11, 2009

dex_sda posted:

it is an unfortunate thing that 'a fully sick baby' is likely to be taken the wrong way. shame.

Nice miscarriage.

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003

African AIDS cum posted:

I played in a co-ed league with that rule and other dumb ones like it, all to accommodate women its such a sham

same, co-ed leagues in the states are a joke

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Wonder if his "She looks class" was sent to the wrong person and he's describing his 15 year old superfan

Or he's just that dumb

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
Top drawer baby

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
cracking baby!

Cuban Chowder Factory
Jun 3, 2002
She's got a womb like a traction engine...

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Pick that one out, doctor.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Tek a poo, son

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Ramagamma posted:

That baby is ream

Kill you are self.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Paddyb posted:

Tek a poo, son
lmao

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Paddyb posted:

Tek a poo, son

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Paddyb posted:

Tek a poo, son

lmbo

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Paddyb posted:

Tek a poo, son

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

sassassin posted:

Pick that one out, doctor.

Cuban Chowder Factory posted:

She's got a womb like a traction engine...
lol

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Paddyb posted:

Tek a poo, son

ahaha

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Good posts

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?

Cuban Chowder Factory posted:

She's got a womb like a traction engine...

That was liquid childbirth.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

GutBomb posted:

That was liquid childbirth.

:thurman:

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Adam Johnson has testified that S'land knew he had made out with a child.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
he also admitted he shaves his chest

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

Jose posted:

he also admitted he shaves his chest

his grooming habits are sickening

Lemon
May 22, 2003

He claimed that he searched about the age of consent because him and some other players were having a discussion about the laws in different countries. Way to gently caress it up for all your mates as well, Adam.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Vacation planning

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Lemon posted:

He claimed that he searched about the age of consent because him and some other players were having a discussion about the laws in different countries. Way to gently caress it up for all your mates as well, Adam.

Some players angling for a move to Leicester this summer then I imagine

Lemon
May 22, 2003

To be clear, I don't believe him, but it's the most believable aspect of his story.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Bea Nanner posted:

his grooming habits are sickening

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Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Johnson has now claimed that the dick pics taken from his phone we're "to show to the doctor" and definitely NOT to send to a 15 year old girl.

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