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change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

cash crab posted:

Ugh, men who get plastic surgery are such broes.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 03:29

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# ? May 29, 2024 20:10

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

change my name posted:

Ugh, men who get plastic surgery are such broes.

I feel like putting "bro" or "man" before regular, non-gendered words is awkward. Man-braids, ugh. It's just a regular braid, you nerd.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 03:44

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

cash crab posted:

I chose all my medical procedures for their convenient location next to supermarkets.

100% unsurprised this is in Queensland.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 03:54

Gross Dude: Feb 5, 2007; Gross Dude

That guy is cute and I don't think he needs botox.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 04:18

Mad Hamish: Jun 15, 2008; WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

BrigadierSensible posted:

Please tell me that America took Morris Dancing from England, and then had a East Coast vs West Coast style rap feud. With your White Rats vs the Ontario Otters etc.

This is a beautiful mental image so I'm not going to comment on it lest I break your heart.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 04:19

Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; Can't post for 13 days!

Mad Hamish posted:

This is a beautiful mental image so I'm not going to comment on it lest I break your heart.

Is there an English version of weeaboo? It sounds like some of these Morris dancers are very into English culture, and perhaps overlap with SCA nerds? But I'm just guessing here.

Funny how you don't see these nerds getting into dance styles like salsa or cumbia or something.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 04:32

Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges

Gross Dude posted:

That guy is cute and I don't think he needs brotox.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 04:32

Nemins: Oct 27, 2005

https://youtu.be/j-8mM_tuzuM

# ? Feb 17, 2016 04:41

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

The first time I ever heard about Morris Dancers is from an episode of Black Adder. The only other time before this thread was when I was working for Games Workshop and there was some teasing among the Brits about out head of finance being a Morris Dancer in his youth.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 04:47

change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

cash crab posted:

I feel like putting "bro" or "man" before regular, non-gendered words is awkward. Man-braids, ugh. It's just a regular braid, you nerd.

Ugh, you're such a browner.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 04:48

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

TheMightyHandful posted:

There's just so much happening in this photo. The angry blonde women, the weird proportions ladies, the special needs child, everyone in it is wearing black pants. It's gotta be a set up.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 05:10

Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; Can't post for 13 days!

TheMightyHandful posted:

Still rocking the thigh gap!

# ? Feb 17, 2016 05:15

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eK0JVH4Cfk

# ? Feb 17, 2016 05:32

FalloutGod: Dec 14, 2006

Nemins posted:

https://youtu.be/j-8mM_tuzuM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MxXqF-fgJY

If there is a god its got a weird fucken sense of humor. Poor bastards.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 06:13

FourLeaf: Dec 2, 2011

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/44e14x/prank_went_wrong_and_my_cousin_was_arrested/

quote:

Prank went wrong and my cousin was arrested (Florida)

(self.legaladvice)
submitted 11 days ago by prank_gone_wrong

My cousin and me both go to the same college. With some of our friends we sometimes get together on campus and play jokes or pranks on people on campus that we sometimes put on YouTube. It's always small, harmless stuff.

My cousin had the idea that we should go downtown and jump into random back seats of cars that we find unlocked and pretend we think the people were Uber drivers. It went wrong though.

That nighy my cousin jumped into this girls car and started telling her to drive and hurry up because he was late. The girl was yelling at him but then she accelerated the car into traffic and sped up. She hit a mailbox and a cop saw and she got out and was screaming that some guy jumped in her car and tried to hijack her. My cousin gor arrested at gunpoint.

We all tried to explain to the cops at the station but they thought we were just trying to cover for him and they kicked us out because we have never done something like this, our normal stuff is different and on campus. His parents are working on getting him a lawyer I think but he has to stay in jail until he goes to court.

We also found out that the girl goes to our school but we didn't know that and she said someone was stalking her or being creepy on campus to her. My cousin doesn't know her and this was just an accident and a prank gone wrong. They are blaming him for the crash. He has never been on trouble before except that he got caught with weed once and is on probation. What is the worst that could happen to him from this?

I'm surprisingly happy to know that one of those loving obnoxious YouTube pranksters will go to prison.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 06:13

cyberia: Jun 24, 2011; Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Panfilo posted:

Is there an English version of weeaboo? It sounds like some of these Morris dancers are very into English culture, and perhaps overlap with SCA nerds? But I'm just guessing here.

Anglophile or tea-aboo

# ? Feb 17, 2016 06:24

Tetracube: Feb 12, 2014; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Panfilo posted:

Is there an English version of weeaboo?

# ? Feb 17, 2016 06:27

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Tetracube posted:

The snakenmaboo.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 07:05

Big Centipede: Mar 20, 2009; it tingles

Tetracube posted:

That dude is cool as gently caress

# ? Feb 17, 2016 07:21

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

I suddenly feel a strange need to hire that guy as a mercenary.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 07:25

Anil Dikshit: Apr 11, 2007

Tetracube posted:

That dude's manlier than your mom.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 07:28

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Panfilo posted:

PCOS?

Weren't me.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 07:32

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

ToxicSlurpee posted:

I suddenly feel a strange need to hire that guy as a mercenary.

I saddle up, pardnah!

# ? Feb 17, 2016 07:49

H2Eau: Jun 2, 2010

TheMightyHandful posted:

Average for Tasmania, to be honest.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 08:28

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

PCOS Bill posted:

Weren't me.

Bill, who did you piss off now? I'm not sure which is worse, big titty furries or trucknutz

# ? Feb 17, 2016 08:38

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

I dunno, nobody ever takes credit.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 08:54

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

FourLeaf posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/44e14x/prank_went_wrong_and_my_cousin_was_arrested/

I'm surprisingly happy to know that one of those loving obnoxious YouTube pranksters will go to prison.

I love how we live in a world that there is a non-insignificant portion of the population that thinks "it was just a prank/joke" is a perfectly acceptable defense. It's like Waifu guy and his massive kiddy porn collection, and is dozens of posts about kiddy porn, it was just jokes! honestly!

# ? Feb 17, 2016 09:46

TinTower: Apr 21, 2010; You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Re: Morris Dancers.

This is former parliamentary candidate Will Straw�� son of former Home Secretary Jack Straw � with a local morris dancing troupe.

Knowing his father's reputation among BME communities, one would would think the younger Straw would steer clear of courting such controversy, but nope.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 10:46

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

More like moorish dance, right?

# ? Feb 17, 2016 10:53

TinTower: Apr 21, 2010; You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Paladinus posted:

More like moorish dance, right?

His excuse was literally "they're not blacking up, they're just recreating a dance created by moorish miners a couple centuries ago".

It's like Nigel Farage trying to make a curry. Just because he can doesn't mean he should, or it'll be very good.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 10:58

Mock the Cross: Sep 4, 2009

kizudarake posted:

That dude's manlier than your mom.

That dude's faker than your girlfriend.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 10:58

Carnival of Shrews: Mar 27, 2013; You're not David Attenborough

TheMightyHandful posted:

goose fleet posted:

How the hell does someone end up with a body shaped like that lady

I think she might have Cushing's Syndrome, which doctors used to nickname the 'lemon on toothpicks' disease, until it was pointed out that just because a description is apt, doesn't mean a medic should openly use it. Why someone suffering from this would choose skintight clothes, I don't know.

More Morris Dancing Blackface Awkwardness:

# ? Feb 17, 2016 11:24

Rondette: Nov 4, 2009; Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.; Grimey Drawer

TinTower posted:

Knowing his father's reputation among BME communities, one would would think the younger Straw would steer clear of courting such controversy, but nope.

Whut??

# ? Feb 17, 2016 11:34

TinTower: Apr 21, 2010; You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Rondette posted:

Whut??

Dude hates the Asians.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 11:39

TheMightyHandful: Dec 8, 2008

H2Eau posted:

Average for Tasmania, to be honest.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 11:47

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

I follow a Tumblr that posts cached pages from Geocities. This was one of the pages posted tonight.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 12:15

Skippy McPants: Mar 19, 2009

Golem II posted:

I follow a Tumblr that posts cached pages from Geocities. This was one of the pages posted tonight.

Sometimes, people try to tell me that the internet is getting weirder. I laugh at these people.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 12:22

Nuebot: Feb 18, 2013; The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Skippy McPants posted:

Sometimes, people try to tell me that the internet is getting weirder. I laugh at these people.

It's not getting weirder, it's just getting more easily accessible to the weird. That guy had to make that page and go through the effort of making a geocities account. Now anyone can like, in five minutes, have a generic tumblr and start talking about how much they want to piss in rain gear.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 12:29

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

Skippy McPants posted:

Sometimes, people try to tell me that the internet is getting weirder. I laugh at these people.

It isn't getting weirder just more permanent.

Granted some people argue that people are getting weirder but it's the same thing, really; humans have always been weird. Now it's just more visible.

"But now there are people with a nylon fetish!" Yeah there have been since nylon was invented. So what?

# ? Feb 17, 2016 12:37

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# ? May 29, 2024 20:10

Foxhound: Sep 5, 2007

Nuebot posted:

It's not getting weirder, it's just getting more easily accessible to the weird. That guy had to make that page and go through the effort of making a geocities account. Now anyone can like, in five minutes, have a generic tumblr and start talking about how much they want to piss in rain gear.

You're not gonna be able to convince me that that Geocities page took more than 5 minutes to make.

# ? Feb 17, 2016 13:09

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