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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Febreeze posted:

Eli is the most innocent Manning
http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/skeletons-in-the-closet/

(thank you Hijo Del Helmsley for the idea)

You're my hero, Febreeze :allears:

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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Joey Freshwater posted:

How did you gently caress this up that bad?

goddamnit, man, idk.

I need to proof read more, but who among us can say they truly proof read enough?

I'm trying to picture what Louis Lane would look like, but I'm just seeing Rick Moranis as Lois' doofy twin brother.

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Feb 16, 2016

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
If you merge Eli and Peyton you probably get a normal, well-adjusted person. Or a serial killer, idk

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Donkwich posted:

If you merge Eli and Peyton you probably get a normal, well-adjusted person. Or a serial killer, idk

I think Peyton without football would have turned out like Errol from the first season of True Detective.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Donkwich posted:

If you merge Eli and Peyton you probably get a normal, well-adjusted person. Or a serial killer, idk

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Yup, serial killer.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Caddy smelled like trees

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Looks like a mugshot.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007



:shepface:
Yeah, that's creepy af

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012


- What I'd do is... I'd go after fit young men. They would never believe the depraved thoughts a person could have. I was never into football like my brothers, but I had the same drive and intellect. I just used them on... different things.
I found the classic worked the best. Asking for help moving a couch into a van. They get in first, you throw the couch in, lock the van, do whatever you want from here. People will do anything you tell them to if you point a gun at them.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
"What's it... what's it like to kill someone, Peyton?"

"It's kind of like, it's kind of like playin' a football game. I am there, and the other player is there, and it's just the two of us, and I put the other player's body in my van, and I am the winner."

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
"Squeal! Squeal! Eeeeeeeee!"

"eeeeee..."

"EEEEEEEEeeeee!"

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012


- I was 31 years old and a manager at my local Blockbuster franchise when I got the news that my services would no longer be needed. Since then I've had odd jobs working for my uncle Davis and his drywalling business, but lately I've had a keen interest on getting my degree as an Associate of Business.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
someone do philip rivers and jay cutler. for science.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Ross Angeles posted:

someone do philip rivers and jay cutler. for science.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
lmao

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

:golfclap:

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
It puts the stickum on its hands or else it gets the 'Omaha' again.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
God, I love this thread.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

What's Dan Akroyd got to do with football?

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Perfect

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Thaddius the Large posted:

What's Dan Akroyd got to do with football?

lol I can't unsee this now

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Thaddius the Large posted:

What's Dan Akroyd got to do with football?

He sure doesn't have anything to do with Basketball.

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

The worst of both worlds

e: actually the other way would be bad too

Donkwich fucked around with this message at 09:52 on Feb 17, 2016

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Holy crap if there's one thing I've learned it's that if you put Flacco together with Big Ben it looks exactly like Dan Akroyd and man do I wish I could un-see that. drat you poster.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

I've covered wars you know

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIILMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




Fantastic.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I've covered wars you know

Holy poo poo ahahahaha

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Feb 17, 2016

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Andrew Luck, sure, but who else?

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Eifert Posting posted:

Andrew Luck, sure, but who else?

I see a little Brady in there

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Definitley Andy Dalton too...

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Hint: There are six players.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Forehead is Pey Pey


The ears are weirding me out.

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Dalton hair, Peyton head, Brady eyes, Flacco eyebrows, Ben's ears and nose, Luck's mouth/chin?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Close, but no.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

NC-17 posted:

Close, but no.

Luck beard
Peyton's nose
Dalton hair
Peyton forehead
Brady's eyes

Big Ben ears?
Flacco's eyebrows?

Febreeze fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Feb 17, 2016

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

What If Cam Newton's Ears Were White

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