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No no, I'm not mad that a crazed reality show bully changed my campaign from "gently caress this primary, we'll win anyway and look better for saying gently caress you plebes" to "the Jeb Bush festival of pain, a 2 day expo of that occurs every other day". Actually, I'm laughing.
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Becks b team think Trump is making a documentary about how stupid republicans are.
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Feb 17, 2016 00:59
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Hermetic posted:Remember: back in 96, the GOP held a banquet in that bloated drugsack's honor for his role in helping bring congress under their control. Now he can't even help bend the primaries towards a candidate he prefers. Wasn't it as late as 2009~ when he said that he wants
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Feb 17, 2016 01:04
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Jeb's campaign has to be a prank. It has to be.
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Feb 17, 2016 01:28
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JEB's campaign is the result of real rich white guy version of what Scalia thought affirmative action was all about where you are on easy mode despite being unqualified and aren't prepared for the real world.
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Feb 17, 2016 02:03
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Feb 17, 2016 02:08
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Thank you for bringing this to the world's attention for the first time.
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Feb 17, 2016 02:09
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Hmm, I didn't know the movement was called "Black Lives Matter More". Thanks future FOX News Channel babe, for that enlightening tidbit.
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Feb 17, 2016 02:25
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Err, isn't that a Fabrique Nationale? How sweet of Jeb-jeb! to bring some Walloons to America's attention!
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Feb 17, 2016 02:34
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Does he have a bullet with his name on it?
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Feb 17, 2016 02:52
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gamey posted:Does he have a bullet with his name on it? Hope you like secret servic....hahahahaha goddamit I couldn't finish.
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Feb 17, 2016 02:57
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I 100% believe Jeb Bush didn't want to run for president and was only pressured into it so the motherfuckers who made a shitton of money off W can get another free pass to poo poo all over America and the rest of the world.
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Feb 17, 2016 02:59
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FistEnergy posted:Jeb's campaign has to be a prank. It has to be. Maybe Jeb or his campaign realized the only way to win to try and be as pandering as possible. Guns! Empty Nationalism! Overt racism!
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Feb 17, 2016 03:11
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Despera posted:Becks b team think Trump is making a documentary about how stupid republicans are. I hope they're right. That documentary would be a comedy gold mine.
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Feb 17, 2016 03:56
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It was pointed out in the liberal press that he has a gun made by a company that used to make firearms FOR THE NAZIS, but I was merely thought "too cheap to buy American?"
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Feb 17, 2016 04:10
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mr. mephistopheles posted:I 100% believe Jeb Bush didn't want to run for president and was only pressured into it so the motherfuckers who made a shitton of money off W can get another free pass to poo poo all over America and the rest of the world. Which is weird because you'd think that they'd be slinging money at Rubio, the current easily lead popular conservative puppet.
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Pixelboy posted:It was pointed out in the liberal press that he has a gun made by a company that used to make firearms FOR THE NAZIS, but I was merely thought "too cheap to buy American?" The funniest thing about the  AMERICAN CRAFTSMANSHIP BUY AMERICAN EVERYTHING is that America doesn't make much stuff these days, not directly anyway, and a lot of what American companies make is just downright inferior to foreign companies. American trucks are OK but American cars actually suck. Our guns are mediocre at best.That and thanks to the world shrinking due to technology it's drat near impossible to buy something that didn't involve some other country's labor at some point. It's a global economy now and nothing short of a major catastrophe is going to change that.
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Feb 17, 2016 04:13
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Rorus Raz posted:I think Jeb expected a fairly normal primary, but then these fringe weirdos came out and conservatives fell in love with them and left Jeb in the dust for months. Early June, 2015. The field was: JEB!, Walker (an empty suit Koch stand-in), Cruz (hated by the party apparatchik), Rand Paul (a toy phone coasting off the remnants of his dad's perennial failed pres runs), Rubio (running for VP/springboard for FL Gov), Huckabee (book tour), Carson (book tour/ambien salesman), Christie (hated by the base), Kasich (ditto), Perry (oops), Santorum (google it!), Jindal (lol), Fiorina (failed businesswoman/senate runs) Edit: I FORGOT GILMORE! Really, aside from maybe Cruz or Walker, there was no real competition. All JEB had to do was avoid major faceplants and it was his. And then Trump's entrance music played and he took a chair to the back of the head.
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Feb 17, 2016 04:23
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Geostomp posted:Which is weird because you'd think that they'd be slinging money at Rubio, the current easily lead popular conservative puppet. Establishment types generally want someone who's been around for a while. They probably look at Rubio and think "He'll sure be something when he grows up."
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Feb 17, 2016 04:37
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OAquinas posted:
You forgot to add token to these three.
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Feb 17, 2016 04:41
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I've got some interesting local things happening. So, there's this restaurant called Nazareth Deli, pretty standard Mediterranean/Greek place. It's in international news now. Why? To quote the Breitbart headline "EXCLUSIVE–Ohio Restaurant Owner: Machete Attack ‘Most Definitely’ Terrorism; Argued with Local Arabs About Israel" or The Blaze "Report: Man With Somali Background Enters Ohio Restaurant and Starts Hacking People With Machete." Here and here are non-RWM accounts of the story. Since, well, I don't want to give Breitbart and such more views. Hell, even Cruz tweeted about it. https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/698229202747858952 Terrorism...at a suburban restaurant. I doubt it honestly. A quote from near the middle of the WaPo article "Authorities did admit, however, that the FBI had previously investigated Barry, a Muslim, for allegedly making radical Islamic threats four years ago, but the agency had abandoned the investigation, according to NBC4. So far, little about the attack seems to fit any recognizable mold." Mercedes Colomar fucked around with this message at 05:08 on Feb 17, 2016 |
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Feb 17, 2016 05:04
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ToxicSlurpee posted:The funniest thing about the People will bitch about wanting American made stuff up until they see the price tags. Then they'll bitch about how much it costs.
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Feb 17, 2016 06:22
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Haha, the Black Panthers "used violence and intimidation to advance not racial equality, but an overthrow of white domination". So according to The Blaze: Using intimidation and violence to advance racial equality = good. Overthrowing white domination = bad. Good to know!
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Feb 17, 2016 06:24
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I like the implication that you can somehow promote racial equality without attacking white domination.
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Feb 17, 2016 06:27
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ToxicSlurpee posted:The funniest thing about the It's hard to say what's American and what's foreign anymore. Is a car company American when it's owned by European conglomerate and assembled in Mexico?
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Feb 17, 2016 06:31
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SumYungGui posted:Why do we not live in a sane universe? Because if we did you would never have to even say two words to Trump. Just play videos like that on a loop and nothing else. Instead we're living out Idiocracy with a literal loving wrestler running for actual president. Oh please, Ronald Reagan was in a feature film with a simian co-star and did commercials for cigarettes. "Ronald Reagan?! The actor?!" etc. The Republican party did this to themselves when they decided that the best course for the future was to sell out completely. Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, and Scott Walker exist to dismantle society and sell it to the wealthy at cost. The only thing they know how to do is cut taxes for their wealthy friends and win easy elections in blood red states and districts. Donald Trump is winning on a potent mix of the racism of the US populace and the shocking weakness of the current Republican party, and it really shouldn't be surprising. He's destroying them from the inside, maybe on purpose.
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Feb 17, 2016 06:56
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Full Battle Rattle posted:Oh please, Ronald Reagan was in a feature film with a simian co-star and did commercials for cigarettes. "Ronald Reagan?! The actor?!" etc. I don't disagree with anything besides this. People keep bringing it up like its a real possibility, but I don't see any evidence to support that. He's a megalomaniac and a narcissist and so far has been doing everything to promote himself. Destroying the party just seems like an afterthought, not a goal of any kind.
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Feb 17, 2016 07:02
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Destroying the party may be a side effect, but destroying ¡Jeb! personally is absolutely a purposeful act. Just so happens that making GBS threads in those particular cheerios has bent the establishment over a barrel.
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Feb 17, 2016 07:22
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He's a businessman and he smells blood in the water, of course he's doing it on purpose. Whether he wins or loses the election there's money to be made by being the loudest of the right and none of them can stop him because Trump is everything the right wing media machine has programmed their base to love. He's rich, he's powerful, he's openly blaming non white "real Americans" for every problem and he wants more. The only thing he's missing is the claim of being Christ returned to Earth and maybe he's just saving that for the nomination speech.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Crowder announced his diagnosis not bad enough!!!
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Crabtree posted:He's a businessman and he smells blood in the water, of course he's doing it on purpose. Whether he wins or loses the election there's money to be made by being the loudest of the right and none of them can stop him because Trump is everything the right wing media machine has programmed their base to love. He's rich, he's powerful, he's openly blaming non white "real Americans" for every problem and he wants more. The only thing he's missing is the claim of being Christ returned to Earth and maybe he's just saving that for the nomination speech. No, he's a salesman. I know I've said this many, many times but he's a salesman more than a businessman or politician. He saw an opportunity to get publicity and improve his brand. Look at his history in business; it's entirely "I make expensive, luxury things for expensive, luxury people." He inherited his wealth and turned that into "I know what rich people like because I'm rich. Here are a bunch of things with my name and face on them for rich people." Because he has that brand he can slap his name on basically anything, crank the price up just because it says "Trump," and laugh all the way to the bank so long as he keeps the brand strong. Running for president keeps his name in the news and the association strong. All he has to do is keep acting like a smug, rich bastard the whole time and he gets to keep selling overpriced crap to people with more money than sense.
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Feb 17, 2016 07:31
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http://time.com/4225884/ted-cruz-military-gluten-free-meals/ Way to go ted. Way to go. Don't ever say you support the troops again you lying sack of poo poo.
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Feb 17, 2016 07:43
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Shalebridge Cradle posted:I don't disagree with anything besides this. People keep bringing it up like its a real possibility, but I don't see any evidence to support that. He's a megalomaniac and a narcissist and so far has been doing everything to promote himself. Destroying the party just seems like an afterthought, not a goal of any kind. People love a good puppetmaster play. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kujo7V9m0gk
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Feb 17, 2016 07:55
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FuzzySkinner posted:http://time.com/4225884/ted-cruz-military-gluten-free-meals/ I really can't understand the mind set of how our military isn't the most cared for advanced thing our government runs. It's utter loving madness
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Feb 17, 2016 07:57
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KomradeX posted:I really can't understand the mind set of how our military isn't the most cared for advanced thing our government runs. It's utter loving madness I just like the fact that these people go out of their way to cut veterans and active duty benefits. Like they send our service men and women to go fight pointless loving wars for the military industrial complex. (in the process harming how we're perceived worldwide). Then to add insult injury? Go out of their way to gently caress over the VA and pull poo poo like this. But yes, I mean it's the "LEFT" that hates "ARR TROOPS". jesus christ they're like GI Joe super villains at this point.
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Feb 17, 2016 08:19
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RareAcumen posted:People love a good puppetmaster play. That's what I mean. To believe he is doing any of this with the intention of taking down the republican party means he is playing some grand chess game like a evil super genius but all he has done so far is flip over the board and call everyone a queer. Now taking down individual candidates, yeah that's pretty obvious at this point.
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Feb 17, 2016 08:26
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FuzzySkinner posted:I just like the fact that these people go out of their way to cut veterans and active duty benefits. That's been their modus operandi for a while now, though. They'll do a thing and then scream nonstop about how it's actually the left doing the thing so loudly it drowns out what's really going on. Granted their opposition to letting the VA actually have enough money centers on their opposition to all taxes and all spending. Then when something inevitably goes wrong it's "blame the Democrats!!!" At this point the GOP is literally a cult. Reality is meaningless. You must march in lockstep at all times or you are Bad and Wrong. The world is separated into Us and Them. All bad things are caused by Them. If one of Us causes a bad thing they were obviously Them all along.
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Feb 17, 2016 08:27
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Shalebridge Cradle posted:That's what I mean. To believe he is doing any of this with the intention of taking down the republican party means he is playing some grand chess game like a evil super genius but all he has done so far is flip over the board and call everyone a queer. It's because Trump is the anti-Obama or Superman+Clark in their minds. All those dumb macros about how Obongo things he's a king and better than you and also a tyrant Moriarty figure who also comically undermines his own plans all the time? That's literally Trump but he's also loudly boasting about how it's all the fault of those non-white people and their consuming the few precious resources that America can barely scrounge together that's really killing the country.
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Jeb is a mess, and I love this Republican race. I haven't been so entertained by an election since I can't remember when. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR1FRqvn-4A
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