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Bombadilillo posted:I want to know what happened. Did it spit it out eventually? Did it just sit there and digest half itself to death? Eventually it finished masturbating and went about its business.
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Feb 17, 2016 04:41
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If you could bend that far down, you'd do the same too.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:The watermark says WikiHow. A Google reverse image search does not turn up a corresponding WikiHow entry. So now I'm left wondering, what is this demonstrating how to do? the great bill catsby
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Feb 17, 2016 05:55
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sinon posted:the great bill catsby Well done!
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Feb 17, 2016 05:59
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my fav funny picture today: 
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Feb 17, 2016 06:11
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 I'm posting this because I have a request for an image...I saw it back when I first saw this one. Possibly on SA, I don't remember. But it was another absurd musical score, titled something to do with the devil or hell, and it consisted of a massive rest, followed by one note, another rest, and another note. I believe the rests were on the order of tens of thousands of years due to the time signature and ridiculous number of measures. I showed this to my girlfriend, and was telling her about the long rest one and can't for the life of me find it.
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Feb 17, 2016 07:51
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My favourite note is "light explosives now... and now."
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Feb 17, 2016 08:17
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om nom nom posted:
I found this one at least:  Edit: Maybe this one?  Nice crescendo under the rest Evilreaver has a new favorite as of 08:22 on Feb 17, 2016 |
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Feb 17, 2016 08:17
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om nom nom posted:
I know exactly what you're talking about, but I can't remember the name of it. I'll see what I can dig up.
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Feb 17, 2016 08:27
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The shortest directions are the best. "Gong duet" "Duck"
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Feb 17, 2016 08:41
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I have the second page of this one at home. I'll post it after work. With such wonderful instructions as "sand bow to taste" and "1st violins, pick up your 2nd violin here. DO NOT use your 1st violin." e: f,b Rysithusiku has a new favorite as of 10:29 on Feb 17, 2016 |
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Feb 17, 2016 08:58
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Mezzanine posted:The shortest directions are the best. "Slap thigh".
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Feb 17, 2016 09:03
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Neddy Seagoon posted:"Slap thigh". "moon walk"
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Feb 17, 2016 09:16
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"release the penguins"
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Feb 17, 2016 09:17
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Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz was the poo poo when I was in high school band. It's been my cover photo since Facebook introduced cover photos.
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Feb 17, 2016 09:20
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om nom nom posted:
This? 
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Feb 17, 2016 10:12
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Ak Gara posted:This? Swedishly
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Feb 17, 2016 10:25
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om nom nom posted:
I think I remember reading about the piece you're talking about, except that the composer intended it as an actual piece of music, and there's an orchestra in the process of playing it, meeting every so often to play the next note. e: I think that might have been As Slow As Possible of course by John Cage, the guy who brought the world 4'33, a score with nothing in it, played for four minutes and 33 seconds. Not even joking. Also, here's Faeri's Aire and Death Waltz performed live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCgT94A7WgI Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 11:02 on Feb 17, 2016 |
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Feb 17, 2016 10:58
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Christ, and I thought The Hydrogen Sonata was just parody.
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Feb 17, 2016 11:39
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Hyperlynx posted:e: I think that might have been As Slow As Possible of course by John Cage, the guy who brought the world 4'33, a score with nothing in it, played for four minutes and 33 seconds. Not even joking. Came to post this. The piece starts with a 17 month rest. It will take 639 years to play. http://www.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_longest_piece_of_music_in_the_World_and_what_instrument_is_it_played_on
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Evilreaver posted:
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Marta Velasquez posted:Came to post this. The piece starts with a 17 month rest. It will take 639 years to play. I just wrote a piece in 4/4 that starts with a quarter note followed by a rest for a billion billion billion measures There now I'm the guy who wrote the longest piece of music ever, suck it chumps
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Feb 17, 2016 17:05
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:I just wrote a piece in 4/4 that starts with a quarter note followed by a rest for a billion billion billion measures Billion billion billion AND ONE right here, bitch. Quitsies no starties stamped. 
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Feb 17, 2016 17:11
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The title definitely had something to do with the devil or hell. The rests were like 639 or 871 or other absurd measures. Time signature was like 578/4. I don't remember actual numbers but that's the gist. Also "like a dirigible", "gradually become agitated", and "remove cattle from stage" are my favorite lines from faeries air and death waltz. Edit: I promise I Google image searches for like a half hour before asking here, all sorts of different wording for absurd, unplayable sheet music, score. It seems it is lost in the internet. om nom nom has a new favorite as of 17:17 on Feb 17, 2016 |
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Feb 17, 2016 17:15
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Mock the Cross posted:Aww yiss, ready for some Tweets reposted on 9Gag? This poo poo is awesome as hell. I'd also definitely see Ayoade writing these too.
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Feb 17, 2016 17:31
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I never knew Larry Niven composed music.
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Feb 17, 2016 17:55
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PaulBearer posted:Here ya go: Thank you so much!
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Feb 17, 2016 19:14
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Hyperlynx posted:John Cage, the guy who brought the world 4'33, a score with nothing in it, played for four minutes and 33 seconds. Not even joking. 
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Feb 17, 2016 19:48
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:I just wrote a piece in 4/4 that starts with a quarter note followed by a rest for a billion billion billion measures Not even close https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bull_of_Heaven_%28band%29
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Feb 17, 2016 20:14
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I don't know much about composing, but can't you just write some music and then at the end write "Repeat until the heat death of the universe."
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Wiggles Von Huggins posted:I don't know much about composing, but can't you just write some music and then at the end write "Repeat until the heat death of the universe." You can if you're a part of some new wave hipster bullshit band apparently. Art!
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Feb 17, 2016 22:10
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Nope. Cage again. 639 years, ending in 2640: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/As_Slow_as_Possible
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Feb 17, 2016 22:30
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lord funk posted:Nope. Cage again. 639 years, ending in 2640: Ugh, I remember back when all he was known for was punching people in the dick and throwing green balls at Asians.
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Feb 17, 2016 22:35
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Solice Kirsk posted:Ugh, I remember back when all he was known for was punching people in the dick and throwing green balls at Asians. You got me.
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Feb 17, 2016 22:52
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sinon posted:the great bill catsby 
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Wiggles Von Huggins posted:I don't know much about composing, but can't you just write some music and then at the end write "Repeat until the heat death of the universe." Write up the sheet music, slap a "© Wiggles Von Huggins, 2016" on it, and self-publish it. Then go edit the "Longest Musical Piece" wikipedia page and send a link to Cage telling him the bad news
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Feb 17, 2016 23:29
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lord funk posted:Nope. Cage again. 639 years, ending in 2640: wikipedia posted:In early 2014, the band released ... another extremely lengthy piece, 302: It is Part of Space and Time, which runs for at least 86,370,000,000 years
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lord funk posted:Nope. Cage again. 639 years, ending in 2640: Pretty sure Bull of Heaven have that beat quote:By the time, 310: ΩΣPx0(2^18×5^18)p*k*k*k is their longest release, and lasts for 3.343 quindecillion years. A quindecillion is 10^48.
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