Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx
I roll my eyes at all those history porn shows but my wife loves Ragnar and I love Agnetha so we watch Vikings, tbh it's not bad and apparently based somewhat in fact so I guess I'm gonna learn something

re scouting I remember when I was a kid my scout manual had all sorts of poo poo in it like "how to cut down a tree to make seats for the campfire" and "best ways to bury garbage at the campsite", I imagine the modern scouting books are somewhat more conservationist than that

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Kaiju Cage Match posted:

I'm a crotchety 23-year old man but what's the deal with the hoverboards? They look like an even stupider segway that will spontaneously combust at any time. :corsair:

Probably never rode a bike or snowboarded down a slope, huh? Afraid of a boo boo?

A real man lives on the edge! *hoverboards away*

Deep Thought
Mar 7, 2005

Count Freebasie posted:

Money to waste on stupid ink, but not on some much-needed Proactiv.

Moron.


You're like a surly version of the queer-eye for the straight guy dudes. Do you have baby envy?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Internaut! posted:

dont get me wrong i know theres money to be made in games and streaming, but it's not as the "talent", at least not on a risk adjusted basis especially when you take into account 10 years of playing video games in your PJs at home would make you radioactive even to Walmart

several pages back but:

i'm not sure how true this is. certainly a lot of them will wash up on the shores of the rest of their life wondering what to do, but people with the attack attitude necessary to make themselves livable income streaming games probably have a lot of saleable personality traits and instincts. these are people who are self-made in a pretty basic sense. that is attractive to companies. they may not have specific skillsets, but they can list "turned self into profitable brand at age 18." i imagine that goes a long way. additionally, some of them will have futures in the esports industry, which is not going away; a given game will come and go, but the infrastructure is assembling itself to last for a long time. esports professionals like commentators have moved from game to game already, in the short history of the industry; that will only grow as the overall viewerbase and therefore capital base grow.

but it won't be a surprise when most "athletes" wash up, as they do in traditional sports. and they won't have the insane amounts of money, yet, that traditional athletes do to float on.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015



owl tattoo?



or doofy jar?


personally prefer doofy jars

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
don't trust anyone w a beard like that b c you don't know what kind of pathetic risible face it's hiding

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
The only question I have is if being 30 makes me a millenial.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Blacktoll posted:

The only question I have is if being 30 makes me a millenial.

Borderline

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

im gaye posted:



owl tattoo?



or doofy jar?


personally prefer doofy jars

i want to cave his face in with that jar after peeling the owl tattoo off his skin and shoving it in the jar :shobon:

Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005


Pretty sure the reason less people on OK Cupid are willing to have sex on the first date is because they no longer use OKC for hookups. Tinder wasn't a thing in 2010.

Also, I'm willing to bet the average number of dates women will have before considering sex has gone down significantly.

zzMisc
Jun 26, 2002

Blacktoll posted:

The only question I have is if being 30 makes me a millenial.

yes

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Mental-Rectangle posted:

Pretty sure the reason less people on OK Cupid are willing to have sex on the first date is because they no longer use OKC for hookups. Tinder wasn't a thing in 2010.

Also, I'm willing to bet the average number of dates women will have before considering sex has gone down significantly.

First it was netflix and chill till everyone got wise. Now it's "Not here to netflix and chill OR date."

Which is the new code for "I'm not a slut, but :getin: "

The Mantis
Jul 19, 2004

what is yall sayin?

nomadologique posted:

don't trust anyone w a beard like that b c you don't know what kind of pathetic risible face it's hiding

risible
ˈrizəbəl/
adjective
such as to provoke laughter.
"a risible scene of lovemaking in a tent"

thanks for this new word that I learned today

:)

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
:gooncamp:

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
I really wanna know what sociologists and historians of American culture will say of this time period we live in. The dawn of the manbabys?

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Wicker Man posted:

I really wanna know what sociologists and historians of American culture will say of this time period we live in. The dawn of the manbabys?

The Chinese historians will write about us like we write about natives.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Reverse Centaur posted:

The Chinese historians will write about us like we write about natives.

"Little did they know, we gave them loans, but they were infected with compound interest."

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Lufiron posted:

new manuals can feel pretty detached too with all the modern conveniences they've put it place. Auto hold is nice (where it holds the brakes on a hill so you don't have rollback) but that rev matching one feels weird. I get it, it's great for extending the life of the clutch and makes the car way easier to drive with upshifts being a non-issue but it takes the soul right out of it when there's a big safety net in place.

oh weird i didnt even know poo poo like that existed. last time i went shopping for cars i couldnt find a single manual transmission car so i got an auto :shrug:

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

BioTech
Feb 5, 2007
...drinking myself to sleep again...



I wanted to joke he was a magician because of all the playing cards.....and then I saw the wand.

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose

BioTech posted:

I wanted to joke he was a magician because of all the playing cards.....and then I saw the wand.

Watch me pull a sharpie out of my rear end...


TA DAH

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005



The way this dude refers to himself makes it sound like this was written by Gollum.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

NESguerilla posted:

The way this dude refers to himself makes it sound like this was written by Gollum.

p. sure that was the joke he was trying to make

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


How does being a mutant that talks like Gollum for no reason qualify as a joke?

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

NESguerilla posted:

How does being a mutant that talks like Gollum for no reason qualify as a joke?

It's a reference to the movie. It doesn't have to be funny if it's a bad joke

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
The time has come to end man-babies in beards and go back to the day that a man wore a full beard because he was obviously a real man's man, a lumberjack, a biker, a wizard, etc. If you are worried about being triggered and have a safe place and put personal comfort above all else, shave the beard.

KiddieGrinder
Nov 15, 2005

HELP ME

I'm the stupidly outdated worthless and probably very expensive (but still made in China) pocketwatch.

edit: matches and a lighter? Wow! :monocle: I'm very surprised he doesn't have a Zippo.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Mad Monk posted:

The time has come to end man-babies in beards and go back to the day that a man wore a full beard because he was obviously a real man's man, a lumberjack, a biker, a wizard, etc. If you are worried about being triggered and have a safe place and put personal comfort above all else, shave the beard.

but if you have a beard you're not putting personal comfort above all else

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

BioTech posted:

I wanted to joke he was a magician because of all the playing cards.....and then I saw the wand.

The thing is I'm almost positive this guy is NOT a magician. Like not even a magic enthusiast. He is, however, into improv.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
I just noticed the bag of chips.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


DreamShipWrecked posted:

It's a reference to the movie. It doesn't have to be funny if it's a bad joke

Oh yeah I forgot he was asking about one of those hobbits pockets. Long morning.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007



wizards are a bunch of reedy little wussies, tia

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

NESguerilla posted:

I like when a few of them occasionally force themselves not to laugh as to not piss off their social group.

Bringing in the big gay black guy and making them describe him to a sketch artist was genius.

the way the white girl raises her hand and yells "I SAID PERSON OF COLOR" was the best part, like she should get a prize for it or something

Lamech
Nov 20, 2001



Soiled Meat
all of these guys and their shirts http://www.headlineshirts.net/mens/t-shirts/

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

NESguerilla posted:

How does being a mutant that talks like Gollum for no reason qualify as a joke?

I said trying, I didn't say he succeeded at making a joke or that it made sense

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

hahahah

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

The Mantis posted:

risible
ˈrizəbəl/
adjective
such as to provoke laughter.
"a risible scene of lovemaking in a tent"

thanks for this new word that I learned today

:)

:thumbsup:

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




im watching 21 year old guy painfully struggle to make pre-assembled toy drone work
a toy that needed just to be charged

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Nolgthorn
Jan 30, 2001

The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense

kalstrams posted:

im watching 21 year old guy painfully struggle to make pre-assembled toy drone work
a toy that needed just to be charged

This is why we failed in Iraq.

  • Locked thread