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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:the omelette was the WORST mre thing ever. It was like a preserved tumor. Maybe its better warm but lol at cooking mres. i cooked it once and then slid it behind my butt and pretended like i was pooping it out
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:i cooked it once and then slid it behind my butt and pretended like i was pooping it out 
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SumYungGui posted:The gently caress is wrong with you? Obviously a lot. I enlisted.
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http://www.mreinfo.com/mres/mre-menus/
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Cold weather MREs = best MREs
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Feb 17, 2016 06:59
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thank you i forgot about ravioli! and 04 – Country Captain Chicken
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:04 – Country Captain Chicken poo poo man are you trying to summon hags from the dead
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:poo poo man are you trying to summon hags from the dead i'm out so I would have nothing but perverse joy if every meal was replaced with 04 – Country Captain Chicken
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Feb 17, 2016 07:03
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We didn't start getting those MRE heaters until 95-96. We'd end up warming them on the stoves in the tents, leaving them near generators, or on the dashboards of cuc-v's.
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Not a vegetarian but a lot of the vegetarian meals ended up tasting "good". Cheese tortellini was good, penne pasta is one I'd eat even now and then every so often I'd get ahold of the magic combination; wheat bread and jalapeno cheese. Had to be wheat bread.
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My squad leader loving loved country captain chicken. He also had a serious problem with his rear end and would poo poo like a half dozen times per day, like during missions stop the convoy and poo poo, during literal firefights take cover, take a poo poo, etc. I'm positive those were correlated with each other and also the half case of sugar free Rip-its he'd pound on the daily. Also vegetable crackers in the ravioli MRE with jalapeno cheese sauce from something else was very much my poo poo, along with pretty much the entire chicken with noodles meal - you get cheese and crackers, candy, and an okay entree - outside of enchilada you'd be hard pressed to do any better. Stanley Goodspeed fucked around with this message at 07:20 on Feb 17, 2016 |
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Feb 17, 2016 07:18
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DUring predeployment training I got loving cheese and veggie omelette every loving day for two loving weeks. Nobody ever trades when you have that poo poo. Just drown the fucker in Tabasco so you can't taste it anymore.
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Pesticide20 posted:Cold weather MREs = best MREs I didn't even know those were a loving thing until Drum was like three months in my rearview. How the gently caress are you gonna be a moose fart away from the most frozen, wind-blasted wasteland next to Wainwright and somehow never issue a goddamn cold weather MRE? gently caress it, gonna go drink some more and pass out so I wake up in time for my class at noon.
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We were on some bullshit multiday mission walking through the mountains and got helicopter resupplied at night, and I got tapped to go get water and MREs for my team, was walking along a terrace and heading toward the LZ which under night vision looked like it was in a field of grass so I headed for it but it wasn't grass it was actually a field of really tall corn so I stepped out and face planted like six or eight feet down on the next terrace and broke my NODs and anyway this was also the only time I got stuck with the omelet meal and also got prickly heat on that mission and yeah that's my story.
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FOURTH WAVE LESBRO posted:I didn't even know those were a loving thing until Drum was like three months in my rearview. How the gently caress are you gonna be a moose fart away from the most frozen, wind-blasted wasteland next to Wainwright and somehow never issue a goddamn cold weather MRE? For real. The first time I heard of them, I was wondering why the gently caress I didn't get any on any of the bullshit FTXs we went on out there.
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FOURTH WAVE LESBRO posted:I didn't even know those were a loving thing until Drum was like three months in my rearview. How the gently caress are you gonna be a moose fart away from the most frozen, wind-blasted wasteland next to Wainwright and somehow never issue a goddamn cold weather MRE? I only got my hands on some because there was a stockpile discovered in COP Kherwar when we tore the place down.
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Chili Mac, and Buffalo Chicken. I'll fight everyone.
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i use to get a sick pleasure out of eating that rubbery thing they claimed was an omelette, mainly because everything else in the bag loving owned. like who gives a poo poo just wolf down that loving placenta thing real quick and pound some water then you got some decent hashbrowns, a poptart, jam and crackers and some rock hard skittles real talk best mre thing was wheat snack bread and jalapenos cheese gently caress you if you disagree
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:real talk best mre thing was wheat snack bread and jalapenos cheese gently caress you if you disagree
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Dehydrated peaches
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Cheese tortellini is the best because every side dish it comes with is totally edible. Raspberry applesauce, chocolate granola bar, Reese's Pieces, peanut butter and crackers. Amok excellent barter items for a better main dish if you don't feel like eating it all.
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MrsAdiabatic posted:Cheese tortellini is the best
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MrsAdiabatic posted:Cheese tortellini is the best Yeah. I'd put chicken and dumplings in second place.
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Carteret posted:The shakes were real bad. You shut your filthy mouth. Those things were awesome! (and 600 calories!)
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There was a huge food poisoning scare with the shakes when I was at Benning, and we were made to throw them all away for like 6 months straight 
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:real talk best mre thing was wheat snack bread and jalapenos cheese gently caress you if you disagree
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Icon Of Sin posted:There was a huge food poisoning scare with the shakes when I was at Benning, and we were made to throw them all away for like 6 months straight Yeah, I remember that. I completely ignored it. Once, in Iraq, we were inspecting connexes of MRE's and had to throw away a few thousand cases in the desert. Cue me and my buddies opening a couple hundred MRE's to take out the candy and throw the rest away.
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spacetoaster posted:Yeah, I remember that. I completely ignored it. True story, I found out that I have bruxism by having my jaw hurt and be sore after eating a bag of skittles. Also I actually had to live on MREs as a civilian because I had no money, so my dad hooked me up with food. He's awesome. So I went into basic knowing full and well which MREs to grab and trade.
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What happened to that kid that got stuck at Benning and was telling all of us about his favorite MREs and how he gets to live in a training bay by himself eating MREs all the time?
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Pesticide20 posted:What happened to that kid that got stuck at Benning and was telling all of us about his favorite MREs and how he gets to live in a training bay by himself eating MREs all the time? was that regicide what happened to him
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:was that regicide what happened to him 
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Lol, I HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A VERY HOOAH DAY
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:Lol, I HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A VERY HOOAH DAY My day isn't very hooah, but it is pretty chill.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:Lol, I HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A VERY HOOAH DAY I'm pretending not to be in the Army today.
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spacetoaster posted:I'm pretending not to be in the Army today. Everyday
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I think I left all my HOOAH in the shitter this morning, where it belongs.
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I plan to go on a long bike ride, while ensuring that I follow the army core values and utilize LDRSHIP
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MurderBot posted:I plan to go on a long bike ride, while ensuring that I follow the army core values and utilize LDRSHIP You better be wearing the proper PPE hero edit: Nevermind you said you were following the Army Values 
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They got rid of Sloppy Joe and its nuclear farts.  Pesticide20 posted:What happened to that kid that got stuck at Benning and was telling all of us about his favorite MREs and how he gets to live in a training bay by himself eating MREs all the time?
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Naked Bear posted:anansi. I think he just stopped posting or whatever after his poo poo got annoying and everyone told him to gently caress off. pretty sure it was fake too
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