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Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde
cool looking game in that trailer so hype :fap::fap::fap::gizz::fh:

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Your Moms Ahegao
Sep 3, 2008

GOMA NARU IS THE CENTRAL CITY OF TRADING

IT IS THE MYTHICAL STONE OF THE ANCIENT CIVILISATION

AT LAST THE ELISION WAS UNCOVERED

A MYSTERIOUS BLACK SMOKE ROSE OVER THE RIDGE

THE ELISON STONE REVERBERATED

PEOPLE STARTED TO DISAPPEAR ALL ACROSS GOMA NARU

IN THE END THERE WAS NO ONE LEFT AND THAT DAY WAS SOON FORGOTTEN.

BEEP BOOP END TRANSLATION

Stanley Pain
Jun 16, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Tay did a pretty amazing rendition of the Skyrim theme. I had no idea who this guy was 10 minutes ago though.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Godmode Enabled posted:

Trailer for the game.
They got Tay *Chocolate Rain* Zonday to narrate... bad decision :v:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW7bVcGlgfo
Ahahahaha this is miserable :laffo: what is this, y2k?

Orv
May 4, 2011
He's half way to the summer blockbuster announcer voice but it veers off into a twelve year old boys parody of it any time his voice has to raise an octave. :allears:

Anarkii
Dec 30, 2008

Godmode Enabled posted:

Trailer for the game.
They got Tay *Chocolate Rain* Zonday to narrate... bad decision :v:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW7bVcGlgfo

Wow this is so bad

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



I'm just going to pretend that was a fan produced hype trailer with limited access to source video.

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde
I showed it to a guild leader of around 25 dudes wanting to shift to BD, they were initially hyped until they talked to a few korean guilds that used to play and that trailer just saved them a bunch of cash.

Loose Ifer
Feb 1, 2002
It's Swelling!
Grimey Drawer

Godmode Enabled posted:

Trailer for the game.
They got Tay *Chocolate Rain* Zonday to narrate... bad decision :v:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW7bVcGlgfo

I really like the texture pop ins during the INTRO VIDEO

Bait and Swatch
Sep 5, 2012

Join me, Comrades
In the Star Citizen D&D thread

Godmode Enabled posted:

Trailer for the game.
They got Tay *Chocolate Rain* Zonday to narrate... bad decision :v:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW7bVcGlgfo

This is so impressively bad and cringey. The idea that someone in charge watched that and then said something like "yup, that's exactly what we were going for, release that poo poo to the public" is exactly why I want to play this game.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013





"Looks spectacular!"

Edit:








cinci zoo sniper fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Feb 17, 2016

LITERALLY MY FETISH
Nov 11, 2010


Raise Chris Coons' taxes so that we can have Medicare for All.

"Look, it wasn't great, but all the cinematic needed was a better script and a new narrator and new footage and it would have been great"

Jackard
Oct 28, 2007

We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It

Deadeyes posted:

I think it's fine. What's everyone crying about?
Name checks out.

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug

LITERALLY MY FETISH posted:

"Look, it wasn't great, but all the trailer needed was to be deleted and it would have been great"

vrath
Jul 6, 2015

Buy 1 get 1 bottle of Lysol FREE!
Holy gently caress that was bad. I mean, I feel like a streamer could have done a better intro to the game while loving drunk, and just using cuts of game footage.

Jackard
Oct 28, 2007

We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It
What questions was that trailer supposed to answer

Makes less sense than a final fantasy plotline

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Jackard posted:

What questions was that trailer supposed to answer

Makes less sense than a final fantasy plotline

"will i spend money on this game?"

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Pearl Abyss are terrible at making videos in general, especially if you look to Korean OBT-era content.

Jackard
Oct 28, 2007

We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39j5v8jlndM
What the gently caress is happening?

Who cares! Look at the fights and the dragon.

LITERALLY MY FETISH
Nov 11, 2010


Raise Chris Coons' taxes so that we can have Medicare for All.

Jackard posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39j5v8jlndM
What the gently caress is happening?

Who cares! Look at the fights and the dragon.

It's in media res vs a boring infodump. That cinematic actually tells you pretty much everything you need to know about what they did to FFXIV when they rebooted it.

Jackard
Oct 28, 2007

We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It
There Was Some Cool poo poo
But What You Need To Know Is
None Of It Matters

Welcome to the new world, bitch.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Godmode Enabled posted:

Trailer for the game.
They got Tay *Chocolate Rain* Zonday to narrate... bad decision :v:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW7bVcGlgfo

I was working so I wondered if it was as bad as everyone said

Yep

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


LITERALLY MY FETISH posted:

It's in media res vs a boring infodump. That cinematic actually tells you pretty much everything you need to know about what they did to FFXIV when they rebooted it.
Though you need to play what was (pre-expansion) endgame content or read spoilers online to make any real sense of it. Hooray

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




:laffo: streamer asks if Black Desert has been completely westernised for our release, chat spams "yes". So many clueless people in the chat.

Looking for reddit/forums fallout, I'll give it two weeks post-release tops.

LITERALLY MY FETISH
Nov 11, 2010


Raise Chris Coons' taxes so that we can have Medicare for All.

CrashCat posted:

Though you need to play what was (pre-expansion) endgame content or read spoilers online to make any real sense of it. Hooray

If you have played any FF before it's not too different of a storyline, and once you join the scions proper in game it all clicks together. I have a lot of beef with the way they handled story in ffxiv, like rubbing perfume on a chocobo's butt so an old man doesn't pass out from its musk, but that cinematic is probably one of the highlights.

We get:

Technological army guys fighting sword and sorcery guys, which is a big setpiece of the game
Three leaders that are obviously not from the techno dudes (from the banners and actually showing the leaders) to indicate how many groups are involved
Dragon busting out of a giant orb that was falling from the sky, who then proceeds to gently caress poo poo up so he's obviously not there to dispense wisdom or be a good guy
Dude who can stop a dragon's attack, so he must be the big dicked motherfucker
Dude casts a spell that fails because dragon overpowers it, and then he casts another spell that teleports people away. We don't know it's time magic, but since those people are the player characters from 1.0 it's really aimed at the people who understand exactly what happened anyway.

What their names are is kind of secondary information that gets doled out over the course of the early leveling questing. It gets at the meat of showing us what happened without dicking around with names we won't remember and a droning voice telling us what's going on. It respects the audience a bit more and bores them much much less.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Sounds identical to FF type 00.

Godmode Enabled
Jul 14, 2013

I AM A BETAGOON, ASK ME ABOUT PROPER GRIEF TO CASH RATIOS.
Non terrible version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GV6vEyt7j-c

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




You sure?

Godmode Enabled
Jul 14, 2013

I AM A BETAGOON, ASK ME ABOUT PROPER GRIEF TO CASH RATIOS.
Not totally :shrug: It's better than the other one.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Godmode Enabled posted:

Not totally :shrug: It's better than the other one.
It better for sure, no argument here. I'm just far from sure if it is not terrible as such.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
so when are we supposed to know what CBT2 changes got made

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
.

mannerup fucked around with this message at 09:29 on Feb 18, 2016

Acidian
Nov 24, 2006

Have they said anything about how the servers will be? Will there be one big server for NA/EU?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Eonwe posted:

so when are we supposed to know what CBT2 changes got made
"**Relevant threads for CBT2 will be updated before CBT2 start."

Acidian posted:

Have they said anything about how the servers will be? Will there be one big server for NA/EU?
The regions are separate, that's one thing we know.

Edit: I hate that these idiots close the character creator with the conclusion of CBT2.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
id really like to know if they hosed PvP for launch or not

Krazuel
Nov 23, 2004

Not doing that again!

mannerup posted:

http://mmohuts.com/giveaway/black-desert-online-beta-2-key-giveaway

i just received a CB2 key from here that worked, they still have some left

Gives me an error saying that too many keys have been claimed at my ip, what :(

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Jotto posted:

Gives me an error saying that too many keys have been claimed at my ip, what :(
Your ISP likely is terrible.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
http://www.blackdesertblog.com/2016/02/guide-to-fishing.html

Krazuel
Nov 23, 2004

Not doing that again!
Looks like that giveaway is straight up busted.

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Liberatore
Nov 16, 2010

Would you like
to know more?


When (that's no) moon hits this guy like a big Twi'lek guy: Liberatore!

Jotto posted:

Gives me an error saying that too many keys have been claimed at my ip, what :(

Horror movie ideia: there's another Black Desert player in the house

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