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EorayMel posted:UGLY poo poo! I honestly thought those were pubes for a second
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EorayMel posted:UGLY poo poo! Okay, I need help with this one. All I can see is Christmas tinsel.
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Ramos posted:Okay, I need help with this one. All I can see is Christmas tinsel. Chicken and Dill in some kind of marinade before cooking??
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Feb 17, 2016 03:17
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Could also be fennel.
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Scathach posted:Cheese chat brings us to this: Or neighbors. Go on, tell the truth.
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Derek of the Andes posted:Chicken and Dill in some kind of marinade before cooking?? Actually, it's jellied eel.
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EorayMel posted:Actually, it's jellied eel. poo poo, the username should have tipped us off. 
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EorayMel posted:Actually, it's jellied eel. Funny. that once it's explained you can actually recognise it. Good Username/Post combo though.
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Feb 17, 2016 04:22
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This is by far the worst thing posted in this thread and I hate you from the bottom of my soul RareAcumen
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Feb 17, 2016 04:23
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I love how there's a little strip of words describing uses for your 1.02 kilo tin of powdered butter. Emergencies! Everyday food!
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Wow! I love hotdish, but this a is whole other level. This is lime jello, marshmallow, tuna fish surprise. Make sure to include an entire brick of commodity cheese to ensure awfulness. Add additional canned tuna to taste. Don't forget frozen peas and the better part of a badger you found on the road. mostlygray has a new favorite as of 05:14 on Feb 17, 2016 |
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Feb 17, 2016 04:54
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Samizdata posted:Or neighbors. Go on, tell the truth. *sigh* okay, on the neighbors. Because seriously if we have an apocalypse I am not eating this poo poo.
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Data Graham posted:Would that this were true. When I left the west coast and moved to New York a few years ago I was introduced to the sight of people walking up to the Boar's Head deli counter at the supermarket ... and asking for half a pound of American cheese, sliced nice and thick. That is not the same as cutting a hunk of Velveeta off the block and putting it on your sandwich. There is an actual real cheese called American cheese. It is pretty much the same thing as cheddar, although a little more moist and a lot more bland. Kraft singles and Velveeta are cheese food product. They are both made by Kraft, but the difference is that a block of Velveeta is made specifically as an ingredient for sauces and dips. By itself it has a strange, too-soft texture and is extremely salty. E: also one small block of velveeta melted into a can of chili and poured over some kind of spicy Doritos is amazing E2: One time I got some Velveeta singles which is a thing they started making at some point. They were bad unless you like your singles extra floppy and salty. titties has a new favorite as of 06:30 on Feb 17, 2016 |
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Feb 17, 2016 06:26
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 Hahaha holy poo poo someone made a chocolate burger. Not really AFP as such, but it's ludicrous enough.
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Someone's makin' hot bread! quote:Today I did Hot Bread, great for dinner. You put water in the bottom, and then you put Roman Meal, so you get whole grains. Turn it on in the morning. By dinner time it's really hot and moist. I can get 2 meals of Hot Bread out of 1 loaf. (The second half is breakfast for tomorrow. Work fuel.)
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Hot Bread? Roman Meal? Two meals out of one loaf? The hell is happening exactly?
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Someone's makin' hot bread! Seriously? Microwaving soggy bread is it's own kind of food to some people? 
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Feb 17, 2016 15:36
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Let me remind you that toast sandwiches are a thing.
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Feb 17, 2016 15:47
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Paladinus posted:Let me remind you that toast sandwiches are a thing. Sure, but that's English cuisine which is basically a step up from eating boiled newspapers.
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Scathach posted:*sigh* okay, on the neighbors. Because seriously if we have an apocalypse I am not eating this poo poo. Beef Emergencies
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Solice Kirsk posted:Hot Bread? Roman Meal? Two meals out of one loaf? The hell is happening exactly? Roman Meal is a brand of sliced white bread. It has whole grains! That was from M R CRACKER, a gimmick account (owned by Drew from Toothpaste for Dinner) years ago that would occasionally post earnest-sounding stuff like this in sort of odd-sounding, simplistic English. I assumed everyone remembered him  Gridlocked posted:Seriously? No, he said it went in a crock pot 
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Paladinus posted:Let me remind you that toast sandwiches are a thing. And that was for seriously poor people who had nothing but bread.
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Feb 17, 2016 17:15
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Bread soup is a real thing.
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RNG posted:Bread soup is a real thing. Looks loving awesome, but I haven't eaten anything except some mushroom soup and Boost in 24 hours so I think everything looks rad right now.
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Feb 17, 2016 19:55
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On the topic of bread and British food, we've got brown bread ice cream.
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Feb 17, 2016 20:13
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Q: Honey what's for dinner? A: 
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Feb 17, 2016 20:41
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hackbunny posted:Q: Honey what's for dinner? Chicken and grease?
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Solice Kirsk posted:Chicken and grease? Possibly slow cooked meat with veggies from the crock pot. So yeah, chicken and grease with water.
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Feb 17, 2016 21:20
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Ramos posted:Possibly slow cooked meat with veggies from the crock pot. There's no veggies on that plate.
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Feb 17, 2016 21:54
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Honestly, it's pretty impressive with how much drab they got onto that plate. None more drab.
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hackbunny posted:Q: Honey what's for dinner? With the two forks I thought it was pulled pork in the middle of being pulled.
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Picnic Princess posted:This is by far the worst thing posted in this thread and I hate you from the bottom of my soul RareAcumen What? I'm just doing what the thread's for~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iHkqgKMBDc
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AnonSpore posted:With the two forks I thought it was pulled pork in the middle of being pulled. If that's true then there's a good chance it is North Carolina styled pulled pork which I'd say is worse than just drab-shredded-chicken-fat-water. Have fun eating what is essentially pork textured vinegar suckers! NC BBQ is OK, but really not my favorite
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AnonSpore posted:With the two forks I thought it was pulled pork in the middle of being pulled. "I have to pull this chicken/pork, but I also need to get greasy water all over the loving place."
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Sanguinary Novel posted:"I have to pull this chicken/pork, but I also need to get greasy water all over the loving place." The plate was dry until they started pulling the chicken apart.
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cash crab posted:Beef Emergencies That IS a beef emergency...
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Can someone post that picture of the sandwich that's like hundreds of slices of cheese?
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cash crab posted:Beef Emergencies Beef emergency? I got yer beef emergency right here! E: wait wait I have more horrifying things   
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RNG posted:Bread soup is a real thing. I had a time in my life when I was so broke I was living mostly off of stuff from the food bank and the dollar store, so old bread was common but I couldn't really afford anything to fill it with. So a common meal at the time was to fry some onions and garlic, add broth made from bouillon cubes, and then once it was all at a boil dump in a whole loaf of stale bread that had been shredded into tiny pieces along with whatever seasoning was handy. If I was lucky maybe crack in an egg or two. Bread soup! 
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Sleeveless posted:I had a time in my life when I was so broke I was living mostly off of stuff from the food bank and the dollar store, so old bread was common but I couldn't really afford anything to fill it with. So a common meal at the time was to fry some onions and garlic, add broth made from bouillon cubes, and then once it was all at a boil dump in a whole loaf of stale bread that had been shredded into tiny pieces along with whatever seasoning was handy. If I was lucky maybe crack in an egg or two. That's just stuffing.
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