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Antifreeze Head posted:I'm in a non-IT role, as is my co-worker. He can rival your grandmother for how bad he is with technology. You reminded me of an old post of mine from the last thread: Wilford Cutlery posted:Speaking of going down the rabbit hole, I had a client call today who had trouble sending email. Now let it be known that he and his brother who run this 5-person company are notorious for trying to send 20MB attachments thru AT&T's provided email service.
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Antifreeze Head posted:I'm in a non-IT role, as is my co-worker. He can rival your grandmother for how bad he is with technology. you're loving with us. I refuse to believe this is real. e: an e-waste recycler came in. Or more specifically, someone my boss hired off of Craigslist to move out all of our old poo poo. A different boss wanted to make sure the guy taking our stuff would destroy the hard drives so that any potentially sensitive information that we didn't know was on them would be gone. To that end, he wrote this: "Guarantee" used to say "guarranty" until I corrected him, which I regret now honestly. Segmentation Fault fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Feb 17, 2016 |
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Surely iron-clad. No lawyer can penetrate that one.
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Segmentation Fault posted:you're loving with us. I refuse to believe this is real. I wish this were the case. I may be slightly incorrect in stating that he doesn't think computer CAN save anything, but it is certainly true that he has no idea HOW to make a computer save something. We work in a radio station and he will routinely take calls by recording them in Soundforge, but he never saves them. That isn't unusual if they will be used in the next five minutes, but he'll leave the program open on the desktop with the .wav hanging out in memory until he can play it for the next person, even if it is days later. I know that to be true once I closed something on him and he was upset that he couldn't get it back. I told him to just load in his saved file and he looked at me quizzically, like I suggest he harvest bananas from his rectum. He's kinda generally bad at his job. He's on air "talent" but he smacks his lips a lot, says "uhhh..." about every three seconds (we've timed it), and has a lot of dead air in general. He also panics really quickly, angers even faster and has straight up admitted that he can't adlib anything to the point that if there is an incorrect word in a script, he'll read it. Like, he'd talk about the Florida Panthers being in the Super Bowl even if that was just a mistake in the copy from the newswire. He knows the Florida Panthers are a hockey team and that the Super Bowl is for football, but he cannot make that correction on the fly. He also can't pronounce things all that well, particularly many names which is a constant source of amusement for us because he insists on reading out about four minutes of celebrity birthdays every day. My personal favourite is Gilbert Gottfried, who he declared to be GOT-fried. It's his birthday again in nine days and several people around here are excited to hear that he has learned absolutely nothing in the past year. In case you are thinking he's really old and maybe can be excused because his brain is scrambled from serving in Vietnam or something, he turns 48 in April and has been in the industry for a couple of decades. He'd probably still be using actual physical tape if we didn't take the machines out of the studio. The one thing he can do really well is follow precise directions, which is how that method of saving came to be.
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Antifreeze Head posted:I wish this were the case. I may be slightly incorrect in stating that he doesn't think computer CAN save anything, but it is certainly true that he has no idea HOW to make a computer save something. We work in a radio station and he will routinely take calls by recording them in Soundforge, but he never saves them. That isn't unusual if they will be used in the next five minutes, but he'll leave the program open on the desktop with the .wav hanging out in memory until he can play it for the next person, even if it is days later. I know that to be true once I closed something on him and he was upset that he couldn't get it back. I told him to just load in his saved file and he looked at me quizzically, like I suggest he harvest bananas from his rectum. So the rube goldberg saving wasn't something he came up with, he's clearly not adept enough to figure out stuff on his own.
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No, not his own design. I think it was our engineer who set up that system, probably because he was mad at him about something. So there you go, not every broadcast engineer is incompetent, but they will probably all make you jump through hoops if they don't like you.
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Antifreeze Head posted:I'm in a non-IT role, as is my co-worker. He can rival your grandmother for how bad he is with technology.
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neogeo0823 posted:There aren't enough styled emotes for that. I mean, you can't get more head-in-the-sand, blatant-disregard-for-security, bull-headed, nor preposterously, monstrously, negligently stupid than that, can you? I mean, as far as network security goes, not like, burn-down-the-building-with-kerosene-soaked-shoes, anyway. Antifreeze Head posted:I'm in a non-IT role, as is my co-worker. He can rival your grandmother for how bad he is with technology. And yet, literally the very next post. What the gently caress? What even the gently caress.
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And suddenly, my clients are not that bad.
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FreshFeesh posted:A good buddy of mine working at another MSP called me with a horror story that luckily wasn't his fault. I'd be backing up all the CYA correspondence to a billion different locations
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Can we talk about crazy religious people? I seemed to have missed the last page. About 5 years ago my grandfather started talking in tongues at random, grandmother thought he was insane then started doing it too. They found a church that was forming around some rock that was claimed to look like Marry or some other crackpot theory. Town approved the church but didn't approve the housing that my grandparents sold their house and bought into. They condos still haven't been built. They lived in the church itself for 2 years, and service was never actually held at the church. Ever been in an empty church? Ever had a holiday even in a church with the resident priest and nun and your entire extended family the giant function hall but only fill a quarter of it if that? Creepiest poo poo ever. They were eventually kicked out and refunded their investment for being too wackjob for the guy trying to make it all happen. The compound still exists unfinished and my entire family calls this place "The Cult". edit: Nothing against religion in general, just the far crazy side. pixaal fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Feb 17, 2016 |
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I hope your grandma and grandpa are getting the help they need, and that it's not hereditary.
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Antifreeze Head posted:he can't adlib anything to the point that if there is an incorrect word in a script, he'll read it.
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Antifreeze Head posted:So there you go, not every broadcast engineer is incompetent, but they will probably all make you jump through hoops if they don't like you. Bullshit, from what I've learned in this thread I'm 100% convinced that method is the standard approved .doc to .PDF conversion championed by the CE. I'm absolutely sure the CE was proud of the method as he relayed instructions to that guy, because no mere IT schmuck could be clever enough to make it work.
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Steakandchips posted:Lime Tonics, is the boss man in your story the owner? Was the owners son, so no real repercussions. Insurance covered half of it or some such. In po-dunkville everyone knows everyone else so nothing ever came of it. No pictures my friend could find sadly. Edit: Changed the wording a bit. Lime Tonics fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Feb 18, 2016 |
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Segmentation Fault posted:you're loving with us. I refuse to believe this is real. I'm going to dub it Karmic Entropy. For every action taken by a competent IT worker that reduces repetitive, time consuming tasks (e.g. writing a powershell script to automate a process) a user must equally and oppositely duplicate their work. Balance in all things! You just saved an hour a week by revamping the process you use to import csv files? The coworker two cubes down just determined that because they couldn't save a read-only file they opened they have to burn it to a CD and then drag the file from the CD to a new folder on their desktop. Mo_Steel fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Feb 18, 2016 |
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:I'm pretty sure it's just where I work. Either that or behind the scenes a lot of churches are just hosed up. What in the actual gently caress Malachite_Dragon posted:Every time I start to think maybe my opinion on religious nutcases is a bit unfair, I'm going to go back up and re-read that post. What the loving gently caress.
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Mo_Steel posted:I'm going to dub it Karmic Entropy. For every action taken by a competent IT worker that reduces repetitive, time consuming tasks (e.g. writing a powershell script to automate a process) a user must equally and oppositely duplicate their work. Balance in all things! I wrote two bash scripts to mostly automate remote server checks because I didn't feel like copying and pasting commands. Now I'm going to find out one of my coworkers nuked a SAN volume. Thanks Karmic Entropy Also that hospital paid up, 40 bitcoins http://bigstory.ap.org/article/d89e63ffea8b46d98583bfe06cf2c5af/hospital-paid-17k-ransom-hackers-its-computer-network pr0digal fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Feb 18, 2016 |
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Collateral Damage posted:Have you tried changing his script to end with "Go gently caress yourself, San Diego" ? We're not keen to risk the run in with the broadcast standards people, but we muse about something with easily mispronounced words like halcyon, indict, hyperbole and cache. Maybe something about Don Quixiote and quixiotic. Though in fairness, those should be the same thing but because English is what it is, they are entirely different even though one has its roots in the other. He'd be fun to prank by switching the G and the H on his keyboard, but he already makes life so hard on himself whatever I do seems like small potatoes. neogeo0823 posted:And yet, literally the very next post. What the gently caress? What even the gently caress. Oh, he totally loves paper. Until about 18 months ago, we had a 386 with a 9-pin dot matrix printer that was hooked to a satellite receiver from which we'd get all of the text from the newswire. Among other things that would come off that, were weather reports. Until they shut that service down, this guy would print off the various weather reports, cut them apart with scissors, tape them to another piece of paper, photo copy that and use the copy for his weather reports. That's basically how stuff was done 15 or so years ago, but we've had a web interface for the newswire for years and everyone else just cuts and copies from that. I mean, he literally cuts and copies, but I think you know what I mean. Antifreeze Head fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Feb 18, 2016 |
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Segmentation Fault posted:you're loving with us. I refuse to believe this is real. A small drill-press can scrap a pile of hard disks pretty quickly. Put a 12mm hole through each unit (casing and all), any subsequent attempt to spin that platter up will end badly.
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The Lone Badger posted:A small drill-press can scrap a pile of hard disks pretty quickly. Put a 12mm hole through each unit (casing and all), any subsequent attempt to spin that platter up will end badly. No I'm aware. I just think the disclaimer is a work of art.
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Antifreeze Head posted:Until they shut that service down, this guy would print off the various weather reports, cut them apart with scissors, tape them to another piece of paper, photo copy that and use the copy for his weather reports. In my last job I worked with teachers. This was their method of creating test papers or class handouts. They would type up what they wanted on a computer using Word, print it out, and then do physical cut/paste to assemble the final product. The people doing this were not elderly either. A lot of them were younger than me, and I'm only 29. There's a lot of people who will choose the devil they know, time-consuming cutting/pasting, over the devil they don't know, learning how to use Microsoft Word or other computer software effectively. ErIog fucked around with this message at 09:48 on Feb 18, 2016 |
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The generation that grew up with DOS and early Windows has some advantages over both younger and older people in my experience. Kids these days generally don't give a gently caress about how stuff works, they just want their games to work. Back in the early 90s you had to be somewhat computer literate to get poo poo working. Especially games. Now? Install steam, done.
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I'm pretty sure the minicomputer/mainframe greybeards from the 70s said the same thing about MS-DOS and the PC.
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Wibla posted:The generation that grew up with DOS and early Windows has some advantages over both younger and older people in my experience. Kids these days generally don't give a gently caress about how stuff works, they just want their games to work. Back in the early 90s you had to be somewhat computer literate to get poo poo working. Especially games. Now? Install steam, done. I installed Steam and none of the games work to a degree I would call acceptable. (Then again, the ones I bought were Morrowind and New Vegas. However, they both run just fine on my Microsoft-brand Xbox and Xbox 360 home computer systems.)
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Collateral Damage posted:I'm pretty sure the minicomputer/mainframe greybeards from the 70s said the same thing about MS-DOS and the PC. I really don't think this is the same thing. It's more like the evolution that cars went through. You don't need to know how a computer works to work it anymore the same way you don't really need to know how a car is built to drive it. Is that information helpful in certain contexts? Yes! Does the usage of a car require you to understand it to use it effectively for your purposes? Certainly not. Lots of people understand that computers can do lots of amazing things but assume it is beyond their understanding or time constraints to be able to do it themselves. They fall back on tools they know how to use to get their job done. This is mostly a UI failure on the part of the tools they're using. Straight up, Microsoft Word is a bitch to use. Arcane bullshit lurks around every loving corner if you so much as attempt to do something beyond a simple document with a header/footer. It's real bad and we shouldn't blame users for not understanding it since there are times when we, ourselves, don't understand why it chooses to do the crazy things it does. Users have been trained through using tools they can't trust that computers aren't capricious assholes waiting to gently caress them at every turn. With some software I can't say they're wrong on that fact, and that's sad. Users probably should know how to save. However, we shouldn't delude ourselves into thinking that any of this stuff is "obvious." A lot of us only understand it and have patience for it because we grew up with it. ErIog fucked around with this message at 12:05 on Feb 18, 2016 |
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ErIog posted:This is mostly a UI failure on the part of the tools they're using. If they made a program that was a) actually literally 100% WYSIWYG and b) geared towards tasks real live people actually want to accomplish in real life, then people wouldn't need scissors and glue anymore. Hell, even just one or the other would go a long way. This will never happen because all coders are absolute poo poo and designers are just coders who can't code.
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TBH, scissors and glue are much easier to use than MS word. Reminds me that each time I had to make a more complicated document, I would just get lost in Word, close it and fire up InDesign. Sure, it is an overkill, and it hardly has best interface ever, but it is much more logical and workflow is much more understandable if you want any kind of text reflow. But, with some exception with excel formulas, I suck at MS Office.
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Of course WYSIWYG isn't even entirely a software issue. As long as lovely companies keep making lovely printers that can't print on an entire A4 (or whatever the paper size), and lovely people keep buying them, real WYSIWYG won't happen.
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The biggest complaints about word et al are always about how it doesn't do DTP properly and Microsoft should've integrated publisher into word eons ago to remedy that. edit: Although I am aware that a foolproof system is not on the cards ever, that's just not how the world works. Freshman students will bitch and moan about having to learn to computer until the end of days even if we build a computer that can read their minds. edit2: And don't get me started about student bitching about us buying ebooks instead of physical ones because they love the feeling of a physical one. Suck it up, you kept stealing them and we are sick of having to buy new ones all the time. DONT TOUCH THE PC fucked around with this message at 12:32 on Feb 18, 2016 |
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I wish I were still naive enough to believe that one day someone could invent a non-lovely printer.
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Ghostlight posted:I wish I were still naive enough to believe that one day someone could invent a non-lovely printer. I remember using non-poo poo laser printers back in the late 80s and early 90s. Canon at least made some.
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I've never had any trouble with my Samsung colour laser wireless printer
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The Lone Badger posted:A small drill-press can scrap a pile of hard disks pretty quickly. Put a 12mm hole through each unit (casing and all), any subsequent attempt to spin that platter up will end badly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol_odX02NAg
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I wrote this a while ago and just found it again. Need to record a version. (In particular, I look forward to the whiskey and cigarettes recording it will require.) the keyboard has been drinking my bluetooth set's asleep the tech team went back to new york, and left me all alone the server has to take a leak have you noticed that the carpet needs a haircut? and the monitor looks just like a prison break and the telephone's out of cigarettes as usual the mail server's on the make and the keyboard has been drinking, heavily the keyboard has been drinking and he's on the hard stuff tonight the keyboard has been drinking and you can't find your netapp even with the geiger counter and i guarantee you that it will hate you from the bottom of its raid and all of your friends remind you that you just can't get served without it the keyboard has been drinking the keyboard has been drinking and the webmaster's blind in one eye and he can't see out of the other and the nt admin's got a hearing aid and he showed up with his mother and the keyboard has been drinking without fear of contradiction i say the keyboard has been drinking our father who art in heaven hallowed be thy glass thy kingdom come, thy will be done on earth as it is in the office give us this day our daily splash forgive us our hangovers as we forgive all those who continue to hangover against us and lead us not into temptation but deliver from evil and someone you must all ride home because the keyboard has been drinking and he's your friend not mine because the keyboard has been drinking and he's not my responsibility the security guard's this sumo wrestler kinda cream puff casper milquetoast and the ceo's just a mental midget with the i.q. of a fencepost i'm going down, hang onto me, i'm going down watch me skate across an acre of nylon axminster i know i can do it, i'm in total control and the keyboard has been drinking and he's embarassing me the keyboard has been drinking, he raided his mini bar the keyboard has been drinking and the aerons are all on fire and all the news sites were just fooling and slashdot has retired and i've got a feeling that the keyboard has been drinking it's just a hunch the keyboard has been drinking and he's going to lose his lunch and the keyboard has been drinking not me, not me the keyboard has been drinking not me
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A customer came in. "I went on a porn site and I got hit hard." ... Points for honesty I guess?
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Segmentation Fault posted:A customer came in. If they admit to a porn site, the truth must be far more nefarious.
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divabot posted:I wrote this a while ago and just found it again. Need to record a version. (In particular, I look forward to the whiskey and cigarettes recording it will require.) This is loving beautiful. For those that don't get the reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPPtrqvHGEg
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Kaizoku posted:If they admit to a porn site, the truth must be far more nefarious. Mousing over Internet Explorer just showed some relatively benign stuff. I just threw Chrome on his machine, installed ublock, and called it a day. It satisfied him and I have more pressing stuff in the shop right now.
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divabot posted:I wrote this a while ago and just found it again. Need to record a version. (In particular, I look forward to the whiskey and cigarettes recording it will require.)
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