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Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





PYF AUG: Helen you vapid slut no wonder your marriage fell apart.

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walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

Golem II posted:

I follow a Tumblr that posts cached pages from Geocities. This was one of the pages posted tonight.



This looks like a weathered corpse abandoned on Mt. Everest

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Paladinus posted:

Appalachian clog dancing is its own thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=296c-zXKmrE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z-u2jVXQY0

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Comrade Koba posted:

General Robert. E. Neigh :heritage:

Neigh-than Bedford Forrest.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007





Am I in a cult now?

e: why do you drive on parkways but also drive on walkways thanks Ill be here all night

text me a vag pic has a new favorite as of 16:55 on Feb 18, 2016

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Scroto Baggins posted:

Am I in a cult now?

e: why do you drive on parkways but also drive on walkways thanks Ill be here all night

Remember he was a Christian comedian, you didn't need to be actually funny just Christian funny.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

I still can't believe anyone believed the satanism stuff because his descriptions of satanic rituals are the fakest sounding poo poo ever.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Birb Katter posted:

Remember he was a Christian comedian, you didn't need to be actually funny just Christian funny.

Why did two bears eat some kids? Because they called Elisha bald!:rimshot:

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




AlmightyBob posted:

I still can't believe anyone believed the satanism stuff because his descriptions of satanic rituals are the fakest sounding poo poo ever.

The '80s were a pretty cool time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHf0TIO0Axs

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

I wish I could be mad at this video but... :smith:

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


AlmightyBob posted:

I still can't believe anyone believed the satanism stuff because his descriptions of satanic rituals are the fakest sounding poo poo ever.

Yesterday I was reading all that poo poo, people spent 20+ years in jail on totally bogus charges, like people killing giraffes and babies that didn't exist, and flying, and taking kids to other countries for sex in a five-hour timeframe. It's scary as hell that anyone would believe anything dudes like him said.

More gross:

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hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

Golem II posted:

I follow a Tumblr that posts cached pages from Geocities. This was one of the pages posted tonight.



boys are welcome to

boys are welcome to

OUT WITH IT MAN I NEED TO KNOW

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:



This video is incredible in every way.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
The Satanism talked about in the Satanic panic was based more off movies and comic books than anything based in reality. The Church of Satan, as in Anton LeVey's group, is basically objectivism given much more ceremony and pomp.

There were tons of stories about Cults and sacrifices and murders and orgies and bad language and all kinds of stuff Christians in the 80s would be terrified of. There was never any credible cases that showed that any of these things were actually going on, and any cases where someone did something, it was seen as the person was inspired by media, not any organized satanic worship.

We can laugh at this, but people went to jail on very flimsy evidence that in some cases were little more than "liked heavy metal music/wore black/drew skulls/smoked pot/didn't want to go to Church" and other poo poo teenagers and other outsiders tend to do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=843Ht7cNOCk

poo poo like this was distributed to police departments, though to their credit, most were hesitant to believe that it existed, because there was zero evidence, but often the local church would harass the police until they bowed to the presume.

AUG content

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
And then there's The Satanic Temple, who love trolling religious freedom laws that were very clearly written only for Christians to properly use.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

twistedmentat posted:

The Satanism talked about in the Satanic panic was based more off movies and comic books than anything based in reality. The Church of Satan, as in Anton LeVey's group, is basically objectivism given much more ceremony and pomp.

There were tons of stories about Cults and sacrifices and murders and orgies and bad language and all kinds of stuff Christians in the 80s would be terrified of. There was never any credible cases that showed that any of these things were actually going on, and any cases where someone did something, it was seen as the person was inspired by media, not any organized satanic worship.

We can laugh at this, but people went to jail on very flimsy evidence that in some cases were little more than "liked heavy metal music/wore black/drew skulls/smoked pot/didn't want to go to Church" and other poo poo teenagers and other outsiders tend to do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=843Ht7cNOCk

poo poo like this was distributed to police departments, though to their credit, most were hesitant to believe that it existed, because there was zero evidence, but often the local church would harass the police until they bowed to the presume.

AUG content



It was more than just sending outcasts to prison, the psychologists that started the whole thing basically convinced a bunch of children to say they'd seen the sacrifices and stuff. So not only did a bunch of innocent people go to prison but a bunch of innocent kids had their lives ruined by predatory quacks too.

klugman
Jan 28, 2009

Scathach posted:


More gross:



God Seed 2: the second coming

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

AlmightyBob posted:

It was more than just sending outcasts to prison, the psychologists that started the whole thing basically convinced a bunch of children to say they'd seen the sacrifices and stuff. So not only did a bunch of innocent people go to prison but a bunch of innocent kids had their lives ruined by predatory quacks too.

Yea, I didn't want to get into the whole history of the Satanic panic because i've done it in other threads, as the whole thing is extremely fascinating to me.

Some good Aug here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hnjdq32u-MU Hosted by an 80s porn star and a guy who looks like he hangs out in truck stop bathrooms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZD9ZNAX0yc Dude's has a better mullet than Longshots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RLeU42YulI Same guy, but that suit! He looks like a meatloaf wrapped in tinfoil

I like how many people who are "satanists" are so clearly just loving with people, They come up with outlandish stories and these people eat them up.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

twistedmentat posted:

I like how many people who are "satanists" are so clearly just loving with people, They come up with outlandish stories and these people eat them up.

Prototrolling

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

Double dose of AUG due to the unfunny "character bios" or whatever the gently caress.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


*puke*

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Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010




That's Steve Mann on the left; IIRC this was some sort of wearable computing group/conference way back in the day.

nihilistic_fish
Mar 3, 2004
"Anyone in a free society where the laws are unjust has an obligation to break the law." - Henry David Thoreau

Pham Nuwen posted:

That's Steve Mann on the left; IIRC this was some sort of wearable computing group/conference way back in the day.

It was pretty gross when he got attacked back in 2012 at a McDonalds in Paris for his hobby:

http://techcrunch.com/2012/07/16/augmented-reality-explorer-steve-mann-assaulted-at-parisian-mcdonalds/

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

You went full gargoyle, man. Never go full gargoyle.

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

nihilistic_fish posted:

It was pretty gross when he got attacked back in 2012 at a McDonalds in Paris for his hobby:

http://techcrunch.com/2012/07/16/augmented-reality-explorer-steve-mann-assaulted-at-parisian-mcdonalds/



Something is AUG here, and it certainly isn't McDonalds.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Comrade Koba posted:



Something is AUG here, and it certainly isn't McDonalds.

Attacking ugly people is good.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Cumslut1895 posted:

Attacking ugly people is good.

You're in for a world of pain then.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Birb Katter posted:

You're in for a world of pain then.

well yeah, ever since my husband threw boiling water in my face after an argument I've been in a hell of a lot of pain.

edit: I was lying btw

Cumslut1895 has a new favorite as of 11:44 on Feb 19, 2016

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Comrade Koba posted:



Something is AUG here, and it certainly isn't McDonalds.

Pedocutus of Borg.

super size soft serve
Aug 28, 2011

You think I'm fat, but it's an optical illusion.

Dad?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Comrade Koba posted:



Something is AUG here, and it certainly isn't McDonalds.

Wait, so that's embedded in his skull? That's weird. Also, he sounds like a corporate shill:

the nerdiest cyborg posted:

Subsequently another person within McDonalds physically assaulted me, while I was in McDonand’s, eating my McDonand’s Ranch Wrap that I had just purchased at this McDonald’s.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I like how they call him an augmented reality pioneer instead of "prick with a camera welded to his head"

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
His creepo is augmented.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Screaming Idiot posted:

Pedocutus of Borg.

Would have gone with Autisticus of Borg myself

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

I like how they call him an augmented reality pioneer instead of "prick with a camera welded to his head"

If you think for one second that both Lewis and Clark wouldn't have computers welded to their eyes displaying Google Maps to them and swinging into McDonalds to eat Southwest ranch chicken sandwiches to make their arduous journey easier then you, sir, are crazy.

Head Bee Guy
Jun 12, 2011

Retarded for Busting
Grimey Drawer


Every salon sample book ever

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Wiley Scribner posted:



Every salon sample book ever

Ha, I can actually smell the perm chemicals just looking at this picture.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
His hair isn't permed.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Leon Einstein posted:

His hair isn't permed.

No, but if you're sitting in a salon looking at a magazine you'll still be smelling it.

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