Schadenfreude Thread: What did they think would happen?

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Na'at: May 5, 2003; You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star; Lipstick Apathy

I hope someone steals your watch.

edit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec_n2LkmH2E

Na'at has a new favorite as of 18:50 on Feb 18, 2016

# ? Feb 18, 2016 18:44

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# ? May 15, 2024 05:27

Rondette: Nov 4, 2009; Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.; Grimey Drawer

I'm standing by my 'inside job' theory. That Van rental company is clearly a cover for some shady poo poo.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 18:46

Ariza: Feb 8, 2006

Solice Kirsk posted:

No, but I can not care about muggings more than rapes. I said right in your quote I knew it was victim blaming, but I just don't give a poo poo in this situation. That may make me a bad person, but I don't give a poo poo about that either. Go ahead and feel superior to me because you have as much empathy for a guy with an expensive watch as you do for a woman being raped.

I do feel superior to you, thanks!

# ? Feb 18, 2016 19:04

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I don't own any watches. I'm on the internet 17 hours a day and there's a clock in the bottom right hand corner of the screen.

gently caress, THANK you, finally someone in here talking sense!

# ? Feb 18, 2016 19:11

veedubfreak: Apr 2, 2005; by Smythe

I swear I just walked past this douche in our EH department lobby. Wearing the same stupid orange crocs. There can't possibly be 2 fat gingers that leave the house in bright orange crocs, can there? Right?

E: woa, lots of missed pages.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 19:18

thespaceinvader: Mar 30, 2011; The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Roblo posted:

You don't trust all news coming out of the UK? I mean, daily mail maybe, but really?

TBF basically all of our press are poo poo at the moment.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 19:20

Roblo: Dec 10, 2007; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

thespaceinvader posted:

TBF basically all of our press are poo poo at the moment.

That's a fair point, thoigh pretty much true anywhere.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 19:34

Elohssa Gib: Aug 30, 2006; Easily Amused

Solice Kirsk posted:

Watch it turn out that he had it insured and hired the guys to do it.

That was my immediate thought once the footage started rolling. I know that everyone responds differently to panic situations but it really doesn't look like he's putting up any sort of fight at the beginning and it just looked awkwardly staged to me. Either it's real and we'll never hear much about it again or it's fake and will pop up in the thread later.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 20:22

Ariza: Feb 8, 2006

veedubfreak posted:

I swear I just walked past this douche in our EH department lobby. Wearing the same stupid orange crocs. There can't possibly be 2 fat gingers that leave the house in bright orange crocs, can there? Right?

E: woa, lots of missed pages.

He's a world famous chef and on TV all of the time, so it's pretty likely that another fat ginger is stealing his swag because there aren't a lot of famous people that are fat gingers.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 20:47

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I dont think that guy deserved to get robbed but Im not surprised that he did in that location and wearing an expensive watch. I hope this statement doesn't ruffle feathers and feel free to apply it to the subject of rape as you so choose.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 20:49

Dillbag: Mar 4, 2007; Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces; Nap Ghost

Who knew the shittiest derail of 2016 up to this point was going to be about watches, of all things.

The griefing thread got goldmined, so here's an autistic Russian child screaming about Minecraft for 5 minutes. Do yourself and your neighbours a favour and turn your sound way down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt3WUtq9kIs

# ? Feb 18, 2016 21:04

Rondette: Nov 4, 2009; Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.; Grimey Drawer

Dillbag posted:

Who knew the shittiest derail of 2016 up to this point was going to be about watches, of all things.

goons

yeah, sorry about that.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 21:05

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Eh, we weren't that bad. Not like it carried on for 5 or 6 pages like tipping or some other huge goon trigger.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 21:08

Ragequit: Jun 1, 2006; Lipstick Apathy

Dillbag posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt3WUtq9kIs

Oh my God this is purestrain. Holy moly.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 21:15

Judge Schnoopy: Nov 2, 2005; dont even TRY it, pal

I'm pointing out that normally waitresses don't show up to their restaurant with no front door hostess in a bad mood. Maybe I'm victim blaming, and no one ever deserves to be stiffed, but the point is she had half a normal person's smiles on in a low-end chain diner with no real service. poo poo happens.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 21:16

the fart question: Mar 21, 2007; College Slice

Dillbag posted:

Who knew the shittiest derail of 2016 up to this point was going to be about watches, of all things.

The griefing thread got goldmined, so here's an autistic Russian child screaming about Minecraft for 5 minutes. Do yourself and your neighbours a favour and turn your sound way down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt3WUtq9kIs

great googley moogley

# ? Feb 18, 2016 21:24

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Again, great work in the "laugh at people's pain" thread

# ? Feb 18, 2016 21:25

GOTTA STAY FAI: Mar 24, 2005; ~no glitter in the gutter~
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Dillbag posted:

The griefing thread got goldmined, so here's an autistic Russian child screaming about Minecraft for 5 minutes. Do yourself and your neighbours a favour and turn your sound way down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt3WUtq9kIs

That child was quite cross as a result of his predicament

The "turn the volume down for the love of god" warning is not a joke or an overexaggeration for once

# ? Feb 18, 2016 21:33

Nitrox: Jul 5, 2002

Na'at posted:

I hope someone steals your watch.

edit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec_n2LkmH2E

Somebody bought this poor unfortunate man a new one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXiyMF9ewlk

# ? Feb 18, 2016 21:35

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Nitrox posted:

Somebody bought this poor unfortunate man a new one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXiyMF9ewlk

Khaled got too much money to know what to do with it all so it's nice that he's doing this. I don't blame Ace for wearing a fake Rolex to the BET Awards. No one wants to go out in public looking like that and if you're far enough away, like these cameras were, no one would know, unless it broke.

poo poo happens.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:03

Control Volume: Dec 31, 2008

the xrole is the wrong kind of watch

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:03

Aramek: Dec 22, 2007; Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!

Dillbag posted:

Who knew the shittiest derail of 2016 up to this point was going to be about watches, of all things.

The griefing thread got goldmined, so here's an autistic Russian child screaming about Minecraft for 5 minutes. Do yourself and your neighbours a favour and turn your sound way down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt3WUtq9kIs

Currently hiding in the bathroom at work because I'm giggling too hard. Holy moley.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:08

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Dillbag posted:

Who knew the shittiest derail of 2016 up to this point was going to be about watches, of all things.

The griefing thread got goldmined, so here's an autistic Russian child screaming about Minecraft for 5 minutes. Do yourself and your neighbours a favour and turn your sound way down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt3WUtq9kIs

Also, watch to the end. It finishes strong.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:27

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Also, watch to the end. It finishes strong.

Do you want to see a magic trick?

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:40

Baronjutter: Dec 31, 2007; "Tiny Trains"

What a strange trick

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:48

spog: Aug 7, 2004; It's your own bloody fault.

Wasabi the J posted:

Do you want to see a magic trick?

I genuinely felt bad for the kid.

He's clearly not all mentally there.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 23:26

Roro: Oct 9, 2012; HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

"You have been IP... BANNED?!?!?!"

God bless, Notch. If you hadn't made Minecraft, we'd never have seen this video.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 23:32

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I don't own any watches. I'm on the internet 17 hours a day and there's a clock in the bottom right hand corner of the screen.

This but smartphones. And I don't care if my sub-$100 phone gets stolen or broken, it has gently caress-all on it anyways and I can remote wipe it. I haven't worn a watch since the mid 90s.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 23:41

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

Ozz81 posted:

This but smartphones. And I don't care if my sub-$100 phone gets stolen or broken, it has gently caress-all on it anyways and I can remote wipe it. I haven't worn a watch since the mid 90s.

This sentiment expressed but with calendars replacing watches.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 23:44

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

Ozz81 posted:

This but smartphones. And I don't care if my sub-$100 phone gets stolen or broken, it has gently caress-all on it anyways and I can remote wipe it. I haven't worn a watch since the mid 90s.

but what if someone asks you the time when you're carrying like 20 grocery bags?

or your hands are all covered in grease

# ? Feb 18, 2016 23:44