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tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Recoome posted:

Canberra is poo poo and it looks poo poo

Recoome rhymes with Boom

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Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
The new 404 pages from The Australian are better than the actual articles. Can someone who isn't phone posting link some here?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Doctor Spaceman posted:

The new 404 pages from The Australian are better than the actual articles. Can someone who isn't phone posting link some here?

theaustralian.com.au/qualityjournalism

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Jumpingmanjim posted:

theaustralian.com.au/qualityjournalism





Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Bold the whole thing

Serco guards bar asylum seeker advocate from visiting Baby Asha in hospital

Serco guards employed by the Department of Immigration have barred an asylum seeker advocate from visiting Baby Asha and her mother at a Brisbane hospital.

Doctors at Brisbane’s Lady Cilento children’s hospital are refusing to discharge the one-year-old baby, known as Asha, who was being treated for burns sustained at the Nauru offshore processing centre, because they do not believe the centre provides a safe environment for a child.

Natasha Blucher, a former Save the Children worker who is now advocacy coordinator for the Darwin Asylum Seeker Advocacy and Support Network (Dassan), has been supporting the family, but said her permission to visit with them has been revoked without explanation.

Blucher told Guardian Australia she had applied to visit Asha and her mother earlier this week. She had been granted permission by the Department of Immigration to visit the mother and baby on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, citing their relationship of two years.

Blucher met with the pair on Tuesday morning, but upon returning in the afternoon she was approached by a “quite rude” Serco guard who told her approval had been revoked and she had to leave.

Subsequent repeated phone calls to the Department of Immigration have been ignored or fobbed off, according to Blucher.

Serco referred questions from Guardian Australia to the immigration department, which said visitation rights were decided on a case by case basis with a number of considerations, “primarily in relation to the ongoing security and welfare of the people they are seeking to visit”.

The spokesman said the department was in contact with a number of people and authorities, including the family.

“Decisions are being made in the best interests of the child and family and where visitation refusals are made they are for good reasons, which may not be able to be shared publicly,” he said.

“Authorised legal representatives and caseworkers for detainees are not impeded in their visitation applications. This individual is not an authorised caseworker for this family and does not deliver services on behalf of the department or its service providers.”

In response Blucher said it didn’t make sense for the department “to state that these decisions are made in the best interests of the family, when it’s the family themselves who are so upset that I’m not allowed to see them”.

Blucher said Asha’s mother had not been allowed to receive calls from her. She questioned the government’s recent promise of compassion towards asylum seekers currently in the custody of Australian authorities.

“The government has made statements that they are going to treat people with compassion and on a case by case basis,” said Blucher.

“When Malcolm Turnbull was asked about Asha specifically he said he wouldn’t comment on individual cases but that we’ll be treating all people with compassion. Not allowing a mother with a sick child in hospital to be visited by someone she’s known for two years when she has no other friends around is not compassion.”

Asha was born in Australia to her asylum-seeker parents. In June she was removed to Nauru at the age of five months, against the advice of Save the Children. She developed gastroenteritis within a week.

A protest and vigil outside the Brisbane hospital supporting Asha and her doctors has entered its seventh day.

When asked about the case on Monday, Turnbull told media the government would not make any decisions which would “imperil the health or security of any individual”.

“We’re managing this policy with great care and with great compassion, and at the same time doing everything we can to ensure that we do not do anything or say anything which will be used by the people smugglers to get more vulnerable people on to those boats,” he said.

The government is also under pressure from community groups, churches and state and territory leaders to grant amnesty to 267 asylum seekers who are set to be deported back to offshore processing and detention following the high court decision which ruled the system legal.

On Wednesday human rights lawyers said the government had agreed to give at least 72 hours’ notice of any attempt to deport Asha and her family back to Nauru. At the same time it was revealed the government had withdrawn its assurances to do the same for the 267 other asylum seekers facing transfer.

http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/feb/18/serco-guards-bar-asylum-seeker-advocate-from-visiting-baby-asha-in-hospital

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE
Buzzfeed have a massive collection of the Oz 404 pages if you don't want to give them clicks.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
https://twitter.com/7Sport/status/700176031164948480

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Is anaconda venom a diuretic?

EDIT: Do anaconda's even have venom? Apparently not, I am not a snek expert.

EDIT2:
"He ruled out making “effective retrospective” changes to super by taxing in the retirement phase.

“If they’re going to change the rules at the other end when you’re going to be living off it, then it’s understandable that people might get spooked.”"

HAHAHAHA Sure we'll make changes to negative gearing and super taxation and concessions, but only for the future, GOTTA PULL THAT LADDER UP AFTER THE BOOMERS.

hooman fucked around with this message at 08:50 on Feb 18, 2016

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/feb/18/grow-up-and-stop-taking-naked-photos-of-yourself-says-senior-police-officer

Problematic

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

quote:

Australian federal police assistant commissioner Shane Connelly denies he is victim blaming in saying people should stop taking naked shots of themselves to curb revenge pornography

AFP Assistant Commissioner Shane Connelly denies he is victim blaming when he blames the victims of revenge pornography

froglet
Nov 12, 2009

You see, the best way to Stop the Boats is a massive swarm of autonomous armed dogs. Strafing a few boats will stop the rest and save many lives in the long term.

You can't make an Omelet without breaking a few eggs. Vote Greens.

hooman posted:

Is anaconda venom a diuretic?

EDIT: Do anaconda's even have venom? Apparently not, I am not a snek expert.

EDIT2:
"He ruled out making “effective retrospective” changes to super by taxing in the retirement phase.

“If they’re going to change the rules at the other end when you’re going to be living off it, then it’s understandable that people might get spooked.”"

HAHAHAHA Sure we'll make changes to negative gearing and super taxation and concessions, but only for the future, GOTTA PULL THAT LADDER UP AFTER THE BOOMERS.

Oh ffs. Fuckin boomers, I hope their sequencing risk is really high. At this rate the next gen is going to retire on lentils while enjoying the waves gently lapping at their beach front properties caused by rampant, irreversible climate change.

Utterly fukt.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Mithranderp posted:

AFP Assistant Commissioner Shane Connelly denies he is victim blaming when he blames the victims of revenge pornography

If I want to send people pictures of my tackle that's my business*.


*they may not know me.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE
If someone wants to take up the case, remembrance day could be a thing of the past.

quote:

LONDON, England -- A bizarre legal battle over a minute's silence in a recorded song has ended with a six-figure out-of-court settlement.

British composer Mike Batt found himself the subject of a plagiarism action for including the song, "A One Minute Silence," on an album for his classical rock band The Planets. He was accused of copying it from a work by the late American composer John Cage, whose 1952 composition "4'33"" was totally silent.

On Monday, Batt settled the matter out of court by paying an undisclosed six-figure sum to the John Cage Trust.

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.
That's really dumb. The entire point of 4.33 is that it isn't silence.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Zenithe posted:

That's really dumb. The entire point of 4.33 is that it isn't silence.

He actually got done for citing Cage and not getting permission to use the work so this is a bit misleading to say the least. Just reads funny in the context of remembrance day.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
http://www.theshovel.com.au/2016/02/19/negative-gearing-is-for-the-average-everyday-battler-with-multiple-houses-morrison-says/

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE
For anyone who hasn't seen it yet, watch at least the first skit on Black Comedy on iView. Not going to give you details because I don't want to ruin the joke.

Quantum Mechanic
Apr 25, 2010

Just another fuckwit who thrives on fake moral outrage.
:derp:Waaaah the Christians are out to get me:derp:

lol abbottsgonnawin

hooman posted:

“If they’re going to change the rules at the other end when you’re going to be living off it, then it’s understandable that people might get spooked.”"

HAHAHAHA Sure we'll make changes to negative gearing and super taxation and concessions, but only for the future, GOTTA PULL THAT LADDER UP AFTER THE BOOMERS.

Unfortunately the way the current system is set up, when the capital-owning class spook and dump their properties because now they're suddenly exposed to massive liability, it'll gently caress the economy overnight and everyone's going to suffer from that. The current arrangements are so thoroughly hosed that not only do they screw over the poor, you can't even get rid of them cleanly without screwing the poor even more.

Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009

well. if it's royally hosed, could we make it a short sharp pain instead of a long drawn out panic.

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

The band-aid model of economic development.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Kommando posted:

well. if it's royally hosed, could we make it a short sharp pain instead of a long drawn out panic.

The recession we had to have wouldn't fly with the Australian public.

thatfatkid
Feb 20, 2011

by Azathoth

Quantum Mechanic posted:

Unfortunately the way the current system is set up, when the capital-owning class spook and dump their properties because now they're suddenly exposed to massive liability, it'll gently caress the economy overnight and everyone's going to suffer from that. The current arrangements are so thoroughly hosed that not only do they screw over the poor, you can't even get rid of them cleanly without screwing the poor even more.

Sounds good to me :regd08:

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

It's also not really fair to change laws people rely on like that. You wouldn't like it if you got to the end of your working life and suddenly found out you had a lot less money to retire on than you thought.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

open24hours posted:

It's also not really fair to change laws people rely on like that. You wouldn't like it if you got to the end of your working life and suddenly found out you had a lot less money to retire on than you thought.

It's really hard to feel sorry for someone who is abusing a system built to gently caress over the poor to put away fat stacks. Maybe they can have a turn at being poors so they know what they've been doing to others. Empathy through pain.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

open24hours posted:

It's also not really fair to change laws people rely on like that. You wouldn't like it if you got to the end of your working life and suddenly found out you had a lot less money to retire on than you thought.

if they fail it's their fault for not being agile enough.

sick of Applebees
Nov 7, 2008

Birb Katter posted:

It's really hard to feel sorry for someone who is abusing a system built to gently caress over the poor to put away fat stacks. Maybe they can have a turn at being poors so they know what they've been doing to others. Empathy through pain.

Birdstrike posted:

if they fail it's their fault for not being agile enough.

Looks like birbs of a feather really do *puts on sunnies* flock together!

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

Birb Katter posted:

It's really hard to feel sorry for someone who is abusing a system built to gently caress over the poor to put away fat stacks. Maybe they can have a turn at being poors so they know what they've been doing to others. Empathy through pain.

They're using the system in the way it was designed to be used though?

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Birb Katter posted:

The recession we had to have wouldn't fly with the Australian public.

This australian public.

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

The idea that there are 'recessions we have to have' is an invention of sadistic misanthropes who want everyone to be as miserable as they are anyway.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

open24hours posted:

They're using the system in the way it was designed to be used though?

Rising by using a system to steal money from the poor to give to the rich and fall in a system designed to take back what they got out of it. Seems fair.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
https://twitter.com/mearesy/status/700460225111789569

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

Birb Katter posted:

Rising by using a system to steal money from the poor to give to the rich and fall in a system designed to take back what they got out of it. Seems fair.

It might not be fair but it's hardly unusual.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE
Things are getting very strange in Twitter #auspol

https://twitter.com/doktrspin/status/700462501842939904

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.
Interesting move to revoke Australian and NZ visas

http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2016/02/19/nauru-revokes-all-australian-visitor-visas-airline

I am not extracting the text from this, it's SBS

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
As if things weren't hard enough for Australian Musicians:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-19/figures-show-40-per-cent-drop-in-sydney%27s-live-music-revenue/7183024

quote:

Music industry representatives claim 40 per cent drop in live music revenue since Sydney lockout laws By state political reporter Lucy McNally Updated 19 minutes ago

There has been a 40 per cent drop in live music revenue in Sydney's lockout zone since the laws were introduced, according to new figures from the Australasian Performing Rights Association.

Key points:

APRA says 40 per cent drop in live music revenue, 19 per cent drop in patrons at nightclubs
Music industry pushing NSW Premier to consider impact on live music venues
Hope music industry considered in lockout laws review
Dozens of venues in lockout zone closed in wake of laws
APRA says its figures also show a 19 per cent drop in patrons at nightclubs in the areas of the city affected by the legislation.

The lockout laws have been the subject of intense debate over the last fortnight, with Premier Mike Baird saying it would take a lot to change his mind about the rules. He cited a 40 per cent drop in the assault rate in Kings Cross as proof the legislation was fulfilling its purpose — to curb alcohol-fuelled violence. But those in the music industry are pushing Mr Baird to consider the impact on live music venues. "For the people running the venues, this is personally very, very tough," John Wardle from Live Music Office said. We seem to be regulating by banning what we don't like and the offshoot is a really inflexible process in which well-run businesses are collateral damage. John Wardle, Live Music Office "For the artists, [and the] reputation and cultural fabric of the city, these are really difficult figures." Mr Wardle said he understood the government had an obligation to prioritise public safety, but doubts music venues contribute to alcohol-fuelled violence. "I don't think anybody's got a problem with that, but we don't consider that these venues are causing the problem," he said. "We should want a night economy that's desirable, that makes for a healthy, happy, creative city. We seem to be regulating by banning what we don't like and the offshoot is a really inflexible process in which well-run businesses are collateral damage."

Last week the State Government announced it had appointed former High Court judge Ian Callinan QC to lead a review on the lockout laws.

Mr Wardle said he hoped the music industry was heard during that review. "There's ongoing dialogue with the State Government on an analysis of an evaluation of the lockout, but we don't have a constructive dialogue with them," he said. "In other states like Victoria and South Australia there are regulation roundtables where the live music industry can sit with liquor licensing authorities, the police, planning and work with all these issues together. From that the industry is better supported and you can see the difference in their night-time economies."

Dozens of venues close in wake of lockout laws

In November last year, longstanding live music venue Oxford Art Factory (OAF) property was put up for sale, but the owner said it would be "business as usual". The sale came nearly a month after the operators of Sydney's GoodGod Small Club put the basement venue on the market, emphasising their decision was not inspired by the controversial lockout laws. However, the trading restrictions, which see venues locking punters out at 1:30am and serving last drinks at 3:00am, have been blamed for a string of Sydney's live music venues shutting up shop since their introduction 2014, including Hugos Lounge, The Imperial Hotel and Soho. At the time of the historic Lansdowne Hotel closing to become a music school in August last year, the OAF's owner Mark Gerber said the lockout laws had damaged Sydney's culture. "The lockout may be counterproductive in the sense that it's dealing with the violence, but one thing that's also suffering because of it is the culture of the city, the soul of the city," he said. Last year, inner-west outfit and former unofficial Annandale Hotel house band Stick Fingers covered 1981 classic Ghost Town by The Specials as a protest against their hometown's lockout laws.
How can Mike Baird be at the helm of such a bad administration and still be so far ahead of the opposition? NSW Labor are beneath contempt.

Clop clop clop.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
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Here is a nice read on apartment living. Because I want to be just like Recoome you can click the ABC link. It's kind of long and just an opinion piece.

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

It seems like the main thing missing is family sized apartments. There's no shortage of one and two bedroom ones, but four and five bedroom apartments almost don't exist in this country.

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Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Recoome posted:

Interesting move to revoke Australian and NZ visas

http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2016/02/19/nauru-revokes-all-australian-visitor-visas-airline

I am not extracting the text from this, it's SBS

https://twitter.com/Republic_Nauru/status/696528101950394368

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