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DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe
Does his Space Marshall title mean he pledged $5000 into this money pit?

e - p 2010, look at the stray cattes born under my shed as momma looks on increduously


DOMDOM fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Feb 19, 2016

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fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Please do your next video as a tribute to Dolvak :pgabz:

:gary:

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Dullvak in a PM posted:

Finally danced over the line. Good job though, I respect a good fellow shitposter when I see one.

I just wished him well tbh, good luck to them all I say

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Madcosby posted:

a fuckin footnote

youre hosed

I surrender, please be merciful, Citizens!

If you promise not to run me off reddit I'll tell you all about the secret plans to You need a Platinum account to view this message.

darkarchon
Feb 2, 2016

My name is a trolling word
Let's talk about SC again.



Some things are not like the others.

Setting a pricing formula for shopping sounds revolutionary. So do scalable asteroids.

And hey they did work on the PU! But only after that they looked at the high-level plans for the PU and FPS. Sooo StarMarine confirmed?

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Beet Wagon posted:

OH poo poo someone finally figured out that my reddit name and SA name are exactly the same!



I've been made, cheese it boys!

How did they ever put the pieces of the puzzle together?????

darkarchon
Feb 2, 2016

My name is a trolling word


All is well. Another closed pre-alpha test of a invite-only pre-alpha of an alpha game. Everything is fine. :eonwe:

AKA: well we got some serious bugs we can't deal with so we give you fuckers a bit of our poo poo so you can fly around and do nothing of value but gently caress you guys we're going to fix this poo poo eventually and bring more shitheads into the invite-only pre-alpha later on like we did with 2.0 when we weren't able to get 2.0 working properly and gently caress 2.2 is going to be the same poo poo despite it should've been released more than half a month ago we most likely will release it to the public mid-February but you will all suck it up and love it. XXX CiG

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Daztek posted:



So much anger about a good game that's actually out and works for longer than 5 minutes, also featuring detective zecumbe
So, let's see…
Since Frontier publishes their numbers, we know they're selling pretty well. Reviews from actual game critics have generally been positive. NMS and Valkyrie don't really offer the same type of gameplay. The DLC is reasonably priced and explained well in advance. Their fans don't seem to show up in every space sim thread everywhere, and there seems to be a fair amount of people playing it. Am I therefore right in assuming that there is no “lifetime pass” for E:D either?

darkarchon posted:

Let's talk about SC again.



Some things are not like the others.

Setting a pricing formula for shopping sounds revolutionary. So do scalable asteroids.

And hey they did work on the PU! But only after that they looked at the high-level plans for the PU and FPS. Sooo StarMarine confirmed?

The only thing that list seems to confirm is that CIG has just barely entered some kind of pre-production stage. After 4 years.

Tippis fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Feb 19, 2016

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Nemo2342 posted:

I put up some skeleton decorations in my cubicle for Halloween (1 full sized skeleton, 2 miniature skeleton garlands, and a lot of skulls) this year. I liked them so much I've just kept redecorating the each following holliday. For Christmas they got fuzzy scarves and santa hats, for valentines they got candy hearts and some black roses, and now for St. Patricks they all have green boas and green glittery tophats.

:allears:

you are a friend of the skeleton peoples

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Beet Wagon posted:

OH poo poo someone finally figured out that my reddit name and SA name are exactly the same!



I've been made, cheese it boys!

Dusty Lens
Jul 1, 2015

All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

TBH the tagging thing is a really good idea. I've been looking up who is who on the spreadsheet and it started to get a bit exhausting.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Chairman Wao posted:

Perhaps I can interest you in staring at my av for awhile

always do and would again

darkarchon
Feb 2, 2016

My name is a trolling word

Tippis posted:

Am I therefore right in assuming that there is no “lifetime pass” for E:D either?

No there is, it cost like $185 or something like that and is available from time to time. It includes all of the DLC that they will ever release.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

darkarchon posted:

No there is, it cost like $185 or something like that and is available from time to time. It includes all of the DLC that they will ever release.

Wow. So they actually got one detail right (but not the logic surrounding it)? That's a hell of a lot more than I expected.
Impressive.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
Elite is just a game with expansions now, pretty much doing what games do.

darkarchon
Feb 2, 2016

My name is a trolling word

peter gabriel posted:

Elite is just a game with expansions now, pretty much doing what games do.

Which they also announced from the very start of their campaign. Sooo there's that.

Dusty Lens
Jul 1, 2015

All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

It's pretty impressive to be smug about the asking price of an actual video game in the wake of the announcement that the make believe game you're supporting just split their purchasing options and the one game they promised is now somewhere between 3-5.

But don't worry. They're having high level talks regarding what size asteroids should be.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Daztek posted:

Woah, I guess Dolvak hates cats

If I were a cat and found Dolvak in the litter box I wouldn't give the time of day to bury him.

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

lol I'm the grown adult reddit moderator desperately trying to retain the only power they have in their life in the saddest way imaginable

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Beet Wagon posted:

OH poo poo someone finally figured out that my reddit name and SA name are exactly the same!



I've been made, cheese it boys!

I hope they got a good look at your horrific avatar.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

darkarchon posted:

Which they also announced from the very start of their campaign. Sooo there's that.

…and by all accounts, SC will follow the same model, should it ever come out.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Google Butt posted:

lol I'm the grown adult reddit moderator desperately trying to retain the only power they have in their life in the saddest way imaginable

I found him! He's been posting under our noses all along!

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

darkarchon posted:



All is well. Another closed pre-alpha test of a invite-only pre-alpha of an alpha game. Everything is fine. :eonwe:

AKA: well we got some serious bugs we can't deal with so we give you fuckers a bit of our poo poo so you can fly around and do nothing of value but gently caress you guys we're going to fix this poo poo eventually and bring more shitheads into the invite-only pre-alpha later on like we did with 2.0 when we weren't able to get 2.0 working properly and gently caress 2.2 is going to be the same poo poo despite it should've been released more than half a month ago we most likely will release it to the public mid-February but you will all suck it up and love it. XXX CiG

Dowlphin to the rescue

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

peter gabriel posted:

I just wished him well tbh, good luck to them all I say

Is this rolling with the punches? or?

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

I found him! He's been posting under our noses all along!

:iamafag:

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tippis posted:

So, let's see…
Since Frontier publishes their numbers, we know they're selling pretty well. Reviews from actual game critics have generally been positive. NMS and Valkyrie don't really offer the same type of gameplay. The DLC is reasonably priced and explained well in advance. Their fans don't seem to show up in every space sim thread everywhere, and there seems to be a fair amount of people playing it. Am I therefore right in assuming that there is no “lifetime pass” for E:D either?


The only thing that list seems to confirm is that CIG has just barely entered some kind of pre-production stage. After 4 years.

There is. If you dropped $150+ on the right package tier before May 2014 you get access to the base game and all future expansions, which is a pretty solid deal overall.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Unfunny Poster posted:

There is. If you dropped $150+ on the right package tier before May 2014 you get access to the base game and all future expansions, which is a pretty solid deal overall.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


spacetoaster posted:

So what is that she's wearing around her neck?



It is a jaded companion cube.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:


Listen guys, don't use your SA name on reddit if you want to be a true sleeper agent. We are dealing with Sherlock Holmes types over there.

What a fiasco. This abortion on toast is a gift that keeps on giving.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe

ZenMaster posted:

:siren: BEHOLD THE STIMPEROR IN ALL HIS SPLENDOR :siren:



:gary::five::yarg:

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

perhaps the star citizen reddit can form a group of troll seekers to find out and destroy the goon problem

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Daztek posted:



lol, first person to get a warning is not even a goon

This is loving glorious! This idiot is going to prove everything I expect him to be and more, much more.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


What happened to Star Citzien Jay Peg Gur

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

peter gabriel posted:

Elite is just a game with expansions now, pretty much doing what games do.

yeah, but those loving assholes first develop and release the game and then make you pay for it, instead of the other way around. I wouldn't trust such kind of people.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard
An Update on the 68 Stretch Goals?

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

Colostomy Bag posted:

Listen guys, don't use your SA name on reddit if you want to be a true sleeper agent. We are dealing with Sherlock Holmes types over there.

What a fiasco. This abortion on toast is a gift that keeps on giving.

Good thing the guy we have in that mod team hasnt revealed himself...he will when poo poo goes down though. Check the private forum for the details. Dolvak is getting removoed

BluestreakBTHR
Oct 2, 2015

Fucking Star Citizen True Believers are passive-aggressive douchebags. Sorry if I have the ability to use my critical thinking skills. I didn't drink the Kool-Aid, motherfuckers.

That's me trying way too hard to fit in here. Please accept me, I need validation. I'm very depressed.
Grimey Drawer

EightAce posted:

Because the conditions in the pod need to be fine tuned so that the nutrients ........................ ah gently caress it . I have lost the will to even type

Honestly serious question: Why do you stay... there if it's really that much of a miserable experience and environment? Surely someone with skills wouldn't have any problems finding a new gig.

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015

I love you Dr. Zaius




I love how all of these citizens are experts on how CIG should spend their time.

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G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.
I started on a long effort post a couple of weeks ago about the breakup but didn't finish it, but since its here, I'm just going to post some of it anyway and see a few months from now whether it proves true. It's a mix of summarization of shared thread wisdom (for newer folks and lurkers) and personal speculation (just because that's fun.)

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SUMMARIES AND SPECULATIONS

The upcoming breakup of Squadron 42 and Star Citizen is unlikely to result in accretive revenue benefits for CIG. Most new backers will opt for Star Citizen as SQ42 is still largely unknown and is, it must be said, a genre oddball in this day and age. Single player space dogfight games with celebrity casts, even if the flight mechanics are tight and cinematic sense brilliant, just seem like a relic formula not well-suited to our times. (And there's little reason to assume either will be noteworthy.)

Trapped with a cast of quinquagenarian (and older) sci-fi stars straining to breathe life into a ponderously written Hotshot Young Pilot with Daddy Issues trope-a-thon script, Squadron 42 is probably going to look like a middle-aged combover dude trying his damndest to look cool, sexy and relevant at a high school dance. Adding in rudimentary FPS may help break up the monotony a bit but there's ample reason to suspect that the FPS component (reportedly at least a third of the gameplay) is going to look like a shuffling corpse compared to this year's upcoming shooters- including Battlefield 5 {yeah!}, the Doom reboot and even Andromeda's.

VR-based cockpit shooters and space sims (Elite, No Man's Sky, Eve:Valkyrie) will each provide truly immersive experiences while setting high-bars that Squadron 42 will struggle to best, yet each will lack for much depth in storyline. Unfortunately for Chris, Mass Effect: Andromeda, while presumed not to have cockpit fighting, will destroy Squadron 42 in its lore, its voice acting, its FPS combat, hand-crafted environments, and in 2D immersion via player agency in via dynamic, creatively satisfying storylines.

SO... Who is going to want to actually buy Squadron 42?

It would be really surprising if CIG hasnt already sewn-up every nerd alive who grew up loving (and still loves) Wing Commander games by now. They need young buyers now, those who have no memory of the game-- yet the cast itself features a lot of older people (Oldman, Hamill, Anderson, John Rhys, etc.) It's just hard for me to see what hooks they have for the under 35 gamers who haven't already bought it.

Speculating further, I will guess the lackluster sales conversion for SQ42 post-split is quickly made into an internal crisis that demands immediate attention.

This doesn't mean a financial crisis. If they flog ship sales for SC non-stop and keep shortchanging older backers in order to attract newer spacepixel porn nerds they can probably manage a small monthly burn on overhead, even if it means disenfranchising the megawhales in the process. (They allegedly have more cash on hand than the oft-rumored pittance.)

The crisis CIG will be concerned about, really concerned about, is a Chris Roberts Prestige crisis.

The split will be CIG's first clear measure of market interest in SQ42. If there is little to none, and Star Citizen continues to get the lionshare of new revenue, Chris will start to panic. He will then crank even more ultra-fidelity uncanny valley 'in engine' videos out from his celebrity-packed Dreambaby / Triumphant Return / Wing Commander: Infinite experiment and the gaming media will dutifully parrot these teaser releases as gospel, giving SQ a baseline bump. But even Quad Titans in SLI can not overcome turgid line deliveries of space pulp pretending it's space opera.

The Oldman problem...

Gary Oldman's line deliveries in the Bishop speech were bad enough that even hard core backers were wincing. Though only a brief excerpt, it is easier to believe than not that his interpretation of the character -- overwrought, gravelly, leaden -- has saddled Chris with an especially difficult problem, one that can not be solved with a million motion capture sessions. Oldman's line readings are somnambulant, his accent jarring, his hesitance with the bizarre pseudo-lore obvious. Barring new looping sessions, which would amount to reshoots of many or all of his lines and would be incredibly awkward to seek from an actor his his calibre, Roberts paid a high price for a turd performance. New mo-cap sessions are just polishing it...

The 'Old Man' solution...

I expect Mark Hamill (with cross generational appeal and the best bonafides in sci-fi AND ties to WC) becomes the centerpiece of most future pixelporn with Gillian Andersen a close second. Mark Hamill is the single greatest tool in Squadron 42's arsenal. His voice work is legendary, and he understands - more than any other cast member involved in this project - the critical importance of nailing line delivery.

Expect most of the upcoming Squadron 42 hype-reels to feature much more "Old Man" and much less Oldman, and expect, in discreet clips, for Hamill to really knock things out of the park. (And of course we will also see AMAZING combat scenes, ship interiors, SCARY Vanduul scenes, and other stuff that puts the PTU to embarrassing shame... Chris at least knows how to deliver great pixel porn, and we should expect a metric crap ton of Squadron 42 barreling our way soon.. Because HE WILL NOT LET HIS DREAMBABY FAIL!)

But will it work?

(This is long enough but I will paste in part two of this self-indulgent speculation piece soon.)

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