Cucumber Quest

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zolthorg: May 26, 2009

Poison Mushroom posted:

It's Cabbage, or may I have a red text avatar.

Its Cosmo dude, he's been their transport between every chapter's microworld. And tried to kill them already like 3 times with Glitchmaster
http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-320/

# ? Feb 12, 2016 12:01

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Regy Rusty: Apr 26, 2010

Now this, this is good

# ? Feb 12, 2016 15:08

Pastrymancy: Feb 20, 2011; 11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?

I'm not sure Cosmo would refer to Carrot as a 'kid'

I'm putting my money on Cabbage.

# ? Feb 12, 2016 16:05

Eighties ZomCom: Sep 10, 2008

Won't you all feel silly when it turns out to be Bacon. :smug:

# ? Feb 12, 2016 16:08

Cryophage: Jan 14, 2012; what the hell is that creepy cartoon thing in your avatar?

Waffleman_ posted:

OH gently caress.

# ? Feb 12, 2016 16:25

theshim: May 1, 2012; You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

Cryophage posted:

god drat it :allears:

# ? Feb 12, 2016 16:41

Matlock Birthmark: Sep 24, 2005; I wanted this to happen!!; Soiled Meat

I'm also voting for Cabbage. Mind you, his offer to give them a ride will be just as lethal as Cosmo's offer would have been.

# ? Feb 12, 2016 19:42

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

It's both Cosmo and Cabbage. They have an experimental vehicle that pulls itself towards money that Cabbage wants. Very money-motivated.

# ? Feb 12, 2016 20:01

Space Cadet Omoly: Jan 15, 2014; ~Groovy~

What do you think Saturday/Azalea's end game is? Do you think she actually has a plan involving all the stuff she's taken or do you think she just likes stealing things...?

# ? Feb 12, 2016 20:03

sirtommygunn: Mar 7, 2013

Maybe she thinks she can get all the princess signatures really fast and she'll bring it back later, but she also loves the thrill of stealing stuff so she doesn't tell them that?

# ? Feb 12, 2016 20:09

Otherkinsey Scale: Jul 17, 2012; Just a little bit of sunshine!

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

What do you think Saturday/Azalea's end game is? Do you think she actually has a plan involving all the stuff she's taken or do you think she just likes stealing things...?

Well, she had a huge pile of treasure and coins, and one of her appearances had her just robbing a cruise ship, so she definitely likes just stealing things.

But beyond that, the Dream Sword, the wand and the final Disaster Stone all ending up in her hoard point to some additional agenda. (Or it could just be that they were the shiniest things.)

# ? Feb 12, 2016 22:20

life_source: May 11, 2008; i got tired of looking at your edgy baby avatar that a 14-year old would be proud of

Carrasco posted:

Well, she had a huge pile of treasure and coins, and one of her appearances had her just robbing a cruise ship, so she definitely likes just stealing things.

But beyond that, the Dream Sword, the wand and the final Disaster Stone all ending up in her hoard point to some additional agenda. (Or it could just be that they were the shiniest things.)

I think it would be super cool if Saturday was actively trying to gently caress poo poo up on her own outside of the main story.

# ? Feb 12, 2016 23:56

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

What do you think Saturday/Azalea's end game is? Do you think she actually has a plan involving all the stuff she's taken or do you think she just likes stealing things...?

Azalea has legit kleptomania and her dads can't get her help because they're afraid about how it would look.

Doesn't help that Brambleby's totally enabling her.

# ? Feb 13, 2016 01:17

Julias: Jun 24, 2012; Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild

Cryophage posted:

Keep on being awesome :allears:

# ? Feb 14, 2016 18:28

Waffleman_: Jan 20, 2011; I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-722/ 2 pages.

Oh, okay. It was him.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 06:06

life_source: May 11, 2008; i got tired of looking at your edgy baby avatar that a 14-year old would be proud of

Guh? ??! Buh?!? ??? Wuh??? ?!?

I love Cucumber in these pages. Everything is awful, but he just has to keep moving forward, no matter how tired he is of all the theatrical garbage that keep happening around him.

Also, did anyone else immediately think of this?

# ? Feb 18, 2016 06:09

Tollymain: Jul 9, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

weird to see cabbage actually thrown for a loop for once

# ? Feb 18, 2016 06:24

zolthorg: May 26, 2009

Rude @ not Cosmo.

So we're doing a Cabbage flashback? Are we going to find out ComputerMaster was a totally chill dude til Cabbage dropped a keg onto his Crysis Rig?

# ? Feb 18, 2016 06:54

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Caaaaalled it~

# ? Feb 18, 2016 07:25

Cat Mattress: Jul 14, 2012; by Cyrano4747

I'm hype for the adventures of Young Cabbage.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 12:54

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Cosmo has not been ruled out.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 14:25

Tollymain: Jul 9, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i had the sudden realization that cabbage and sans (from undertale) have a lot in common

# ? Feb 18, 2016 19:20

Fangz: Jul 5, 2007; Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

Tollymain posted:

i had the sudden realization that cabbage and sans (from undertale) have a lot in common

I look forward to Almond killing Cabbage in the ending

# ? Feb 18, 2016 19:22

Otherkinsey Scale: Jul 17, 2012; Just a little bit of sunshine!

I like the call back to Cabbage thinking Cucumber is 9.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 21:46

Sato: Apr 28, 2013

I love that Cabbage spent his free time counting his money even as a child.

# ? Feb 19, 2016 00:46

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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:32

zolthorg: May 26, 2009

Tollymain posted:

i had the sudden realization that cabbage and sans (from undertale) have a lot in common

ok i'll bite. what the gently caress?

# ? Feb 19, 2016 02:26

Tollymain: Jul 9, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

mostly just that he works loving everywhere

also something could probably be said about the way he shows affection to his family probably but i'm tired and words are hard

# ? Feb 19, 2016 12:13

Waffleman_: Jan 20, 2011; I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-724/

1 page this time.

# ? Feb 21, 2016 09:05

WarpedNaba: Feb 8, 2012; Being social makes me swell!

Cabbage is mad efficient, didn't even see him move.

# ? Feb 21, 2016 09:13

zolthorg: May 26, 2009

Tollymain posted:

mostly just that he works loving everywhere

also something could probably be said about the way he shows affection to his family probably but i'm tired and words are hard

fair

# ? Feb 21, 2016 11:52

Triskelli: Sep 27, 2011; I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS

Looks like the Oracle got a fat head between Cabbage and Cucumber.

# ? Feb 21, 2016 16:42

TheDemon: Dec 11, 2006; _{...on the plus side I'm feeling much more angry now than I expected so this totally helps me get in character.}

Wonder how he was defeated?

# ? Feb 21, 2016 19:31

Fortis: Oct 21, 2009; feelin' fine

TheDemon posted:

Wonder how he was defeated?

Couldn't find the disaster stone hidden under the welcome mat, got arrested on unrelated charges.

# ? Feb 21, 2016 19:41

Castomira: Feb 24, 2011; Fuck you Eva Marie, if you have to be right there next to all of my posts you don't even get to have red hair. You're a dryad now.