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Junior Jr. posted:Never knew it was that serious. Also in the case of shmorky, he's/they'll probably die of STDs from his/their hosed up fiance. She brings him to orgasm by swinging a pocket watch back and forth while repeating "You're so close, you're so turned on right now". The closest thing to an STD he has to worry about is diaper rash.
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Daisy, Daisy Give me your answer please I'm so crazy I'm a threat to myself and others. (I think I might be falling in  w/ both Shmorky and The Shmissus)
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Ork of Fiction posted:Daisy, Daisy I am a GBS 2.0 computer. My instructor was Mr. Lowtax and he taught me to sing a song.
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Feb 19, 2016 04:05
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i'm offended that MY hard earned ten bux has gone toward getting shmork outta jail
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Ape Fist posted:As someone who was around during LiveJournal(Think proto-tumblr) I'm not even remotely phased about Shmorky turning out the way Shmorky did. this sounds like the post of a man who has been erotically hypnotized
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Zombies' Downfall posted:why is he better because the internet didn't exist when he started its the part where he's been doing it for like 40 years that's the important part
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Feb 19, 2016 04:20
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hey who can do the best schmorky impression
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Zombies' Downfall posted:meanwhile, in the trans megathread lol
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Putty posted:hey who can do the best schmorky impression me "klurfs!"
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Feb 19, 2016 04:24
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Putty posted:hey who can do the best schmorky impression please don't I just got back from a nice restaurant
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Feb 19, 2016 04:28
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Loved the last livetweet shmorky crisis thread. Glad it's back. For a while I was like " yes, hummm, I'll post: someone needs to get a temporary involuntary mental health commitment for this person, it's easier than you think and better than just calling the cops regular style" but then it's like when the police show up to deal with it and see diaper cartoon vs irl personified concept of a psychotic break... which person do they take to arkham WHICH
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Putty posted:hey who can do the best schmorky impression *singlehandedly sets genderfluid acceptance back a decade*
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Feb 19, 2016 04:45
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lowtax, does he still go by his christian name? if not, would he become irate if people addressed him with something other than shmorky? do you know if he intended to change it to something gender neutral?
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Feb 19, 2016 04:49
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is it tru that he's named after what the swedish muppet chef calls his pennis
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Feb 19, 2016 04:51
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Network Pesci posted:*singlehandedly sets genderfluid acceptance back a decade* I don't think you can set things back to a negative year.
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Relin posted:lowtax, does he still go by his christian name? if not, would he become irate if people addressed him with something other than shmorky? do you know if he intended to change it to something gender neutral? What the hell is a gender neutral name. Rock?
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Feb 19, 2016 05:07
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Shmorky's klurfsona has a big white flower on it and Dave now wants to be called Daisy, but I would maybe compromise w/ saying Davesy.
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Feb 19, 2016 05:10
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Larry Parrish posted:What the hell is a gender neutral name. Rock? Chris, Drew, Adrian, Blaine, and such. Names that work for either gender.
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Relin posted:lowtax, does he still go by his christian name? if not, would he become irate if people addressed him with something other than shmorky? do you know if he intended to change it to something gender neutral? Despite insisting on gender neutral pronouns, he goes by "Daisy".
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Feb 19, 2016 05:15
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Kilo147 posted:Chris, Drew, Adrian, Blaine, and such. Names that work for either gender. Are you putting together a boy band because those names a perfect for a boy band. Blaine would definitely be the bad boy (who's really sweet inside you just have to get past his goatee).
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Feb 19, 2016 05:21
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I'm sorry you have to put up with stupid poo poo like this.
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Feb 19, 2016 05:25
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Are you putting together a boy band because those names a perfect for a boy band. Blaine would definitely be the bad boy (who's really sweet inside you just have to get past his goatee). isn't blaine a pokemon gym leader.
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Feb 19, 2016 05:32
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dreezy posted:isn't blaine a pokemon gym leader. cinnabar island yes
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Feb 19, 2016 05:38
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What does Shmorky do for a living these days? Is art his primary thing or does he have a day job? How much money do you think he makes off his art?
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Feb 19, 2016 05:40
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Riding that gravy train from when Todd Goldman ripped off Purple Pussy.
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dreezy posted:isn't blaine a pokemon gym leader. He just gets dreamier and dreamier.
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Feb 19, 2016 05:43
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I don't know what to think about this debacle anymore. Other than the fact that the Duke Nukem Dating Video will still remain one of my favorite things to ever come out of the now-extinct Flash Tub, alongside the Kansas City Worldskippers.
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Feb 19, 2016 05:49
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Holy poo poo, I kind of missed your youtubes with him (because like you said, fun/weird), but after reading this I don't think I could watch one with him again. You're a better friend than he deserves. Can't save people from themselves 
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Feb 19, 2016 05:51
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I think him refusing to stop doing the high pitched voice is the worst part. Like he could have a sane girlfriend, be completely normal otherwise, but if he refused to cut out the cartoony mickey mouse voice? 
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Spanish Manlove posted:Patreon/Kickstarter/Gofundme is digital panhandling and anyone who does them is pathetic. Never thought I'd say this, but you're absolutely spot on, spanlove.
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Feb 19, 2016 06:00
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Imagine Shmorky seeing a scary spider Imagine the sound
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:Imagine Shmorky seeing a scary spider It would sound like my old Acura did when I broke a bit of trim and it scraped across the road for 5 miles, but with Alvin and the chipmunks playing over it
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Feb 19, 2016 06:03
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You don't even hear it but every dog in the neighborhood starts howling.
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Feb 19, 2016 06:09
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Putty posted:hey who can do the best schmorky impression https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U86c2Zf5og
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Feb 19, 2016 06:10
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The new metal gear game explained all the gender changing issues so well idg why people are so confused
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Feb 19, 2016 06:10
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lol. it never ends.
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Feb 19, 2016 06:11
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Rambling Robot posted:lol. it never ends. Sometimes we make fun of things because we're trying to change them. Other times it's because it's senseless to try. Get well soon, Shmorky.
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Putty posted:The new metal gear game explained all the gender changing issues so well idg why people are so confused i for one support kojima replacing david hayter with a helium-addled cartoon character as the voice of big boss. really added gravitas to the 4 times he spoke.
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:Imagine Shmorky seeing a scary spider https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuxwH55Gqp8&t=50s
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