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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Remember that goon that foolishly put a pool in his basement?

Welp:



Wait, what's that sign there say?


Oh.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Jam With Seeds
Dec 20, 2008



Wanna jump on this rad bladder.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right


DrBouvenstein posted:

Wait, what's that sign there say?


Oh.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

That's the official Sonic twitter too, it's got the blue verified icon.

The person overlooking the account was replaced in 2015 and things got a bit loving weird.

gently caress sakes you made me click on a Buzzfeed link without realizing it

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

dumb. posted:

gently caress sakes you made me click on a Buzzfeed link without realizing it



Well, are the hacks going to change your life? Don't leave us hanging.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Birb Katter posted:

Well, are the hacks going to change your life? Don't leave us hanging.

What if one of the hacks is to leave dangling?

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

RFC2324 posted:

What if one of the hacks is to leave dangling?

If it's dangling, then it's not a boner, is it?

Think before you post, RFC2324.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

DrBouvenstein posted:

If it's dangling, then it's not a boner, is it?

Think before you post, RFC2324.

Dude, what am I supposed to think with? I'm a loving teapot!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



DrBouvenstein posted:

If it's dangling, then it's not a boner, is it?

Think before you post, RFC2324.

A boner hacked is a boner dangling, as they used to say.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

RFC2324 posted:

Dude, what am I supposed to think with? I'm a loving teapot!

Think with your handle, think with your spout.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Snapchat A Titty posted:

A boner hacked is a boner dangling, as they used to say.

The important part, however, was the onion on the belt. See nickels used to have a picture of a bumblebee on them...

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002

"HOLY poo poo! I can't believe how big the Hoover Dam is! PULL OVER! We gotta get a picture!"
"swear to god, Mike, if we stop for one more goddamn picture I'm going to lose it."

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?

Kwyndig posted:

Although it does, for better or worse, pretend that Army of Darkness didn't happen.

Me too.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Mods, please ban this chucklefuck

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Birb Katter posted:

Well, are the hacks going to change your life? Don't leave us hanging.

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

The Ape of Naples posted:

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat.

I always understood it was primarily the throb of the knob that did the job.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I must say mine was more mathematical

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

The Ape of Naples posted:

I must say mine was more mathematical

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

“We can't stop here, this is bat country”

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

dumb. posted:

gently caress sakes you made me click on a Buzzfeed link without realizing it



https://twitter.com/whipclip/status/700527813539926016

Ashsaber
Oct 24, 2010

Deploying Swordbreakers!
College Slice

Look at the reflection in the glasses, then you'll see why the cat is freaked.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Huh. I thought "Wow, that's a weird photoshop" and did a reverse google image search and NOPE, not a photoshop at all.

efb; by a page. Vietnam vets were inventive.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

dumb. posted:

gently caress sakes you made me click on a Buzzfeed link without realizing it



I was told there'd be no mohel jokes in this forum.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

dumb. posted:

gently caress sakes you made me click on a Buzzfeed link without realizing it



What even is that thing around his waist?

Magnetic boner belt?

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Ashsaber posted:

Look at the reflection in the glasses, then you'll see why the cat is freaked.

The dog's expression seems much more fitting now.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Jam With Seeds posted:



Wanna jump on this rad bladder.

They are not forgiving. It also hurts.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Sometimes memes are a positive force in the world:


A few days ago, a meme started comparing Ted Cruz to the Zodiac Killer:



People have apparently googled this a bit in the meantime:


So a couple of guys made a t-shirt and have sold $28,000 worth of them so far. They're donating proceeds (at $18,000 and counting) to a non-profit that funds abortions in Cruz's home state of Texas:

http://theslot.jezebel.com/buy-this-ted-cruz-was-the-zodiac-killer-shirt-and-fund-1759967797

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
I don't think he looks like the Zodiac Killer though.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

BrianBoitano posted:

Sometimes memes are a positive force in the world:


A few days ago, a meme started comparing Ted Cruz to the Zodiac Killer:



People have apparently googled this a bit in the meantime:


So a couple of guys made a t-shirt and have sold $28,000 worth of them so far. They're donating proceeds (at $18,000 and counting) to a non-profit that funds abortions in Cruz's home state of Texas:

http://theslot.jezebel.com/buy-this-ted-cruz-was-the-zodiac-killer-shirt-and-fund-1759967797

Wow, mocking a guy they think looks like a serial killer, and using the profits to fund murder. Liberals are nuts.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

I think you meant brilliant, Bill.

Also those jerks won't ship to Canada

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

PCOS Bill posted:

Wow, mocking a guy they think looks like a serial killer, and using the profits to fund murder. Liberals are nuts.

Nice try loser

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

RyokoTK posted:

I don't think he looks like the Zodiac Killer though.

That's exactly what the zodiac killer would want you to think.

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny


Where did you find this? I think I know that guy.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

PCOS Bill posted:

Wow, mocking a guy they think looks like a serial killer, and using the profits to fund murder. Liberals are nuts.

yeah okay ted cruz

I Am Crake
Mar 31, 2010

There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.

PCOS Bill posted:

Wow, mocking a guy they think looks like a serial killer, and using the profits to fund murder. Liberals are nuts.

Never change, Bill. You're a treasure.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
A living testament to their business case.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

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Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

I've heard that mandalas sometimes have a deliberate flaw to highlight the imperfections we posses as human beings.

That mandala looks like one huge mistake.

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