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mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

Dapper_Swindler posted:

well didnt it just come out that spitzer was with another call girl and beat the poo poo out of her? whats up with moral nuts and violent sex/abuse.

Fearing everyone is a lowlife piece of poo poo constantly looking to exploit or hurt someone is entirely projection.

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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

kik2dagroin posted:

Someone mentioned upthread Limbaugh pointing out how socialism has failed everywhere it's tried, but also attached to this was a very hilarious discussion of :hitler:'s political leanings

What about the NFL? I understand Rush might be bitter w/r/t/ football here.

NOTE I am a nerd that doesn't under SPORTS , but I'm told that the NFL and OUR TROOPS are are giant commies.


Tender Bender posted:

People who think legislature should be based on Bible verses think the Pope shouldn't comment on politics.

The Pope*doesn't understand the Koch science/money in my butt controversy/debate with Climate Change he should stfu.

*Pope has science degree, politician is a YEC.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

PhazonLink posted:

What about the NFL? I understand Rush might be bitter w/r/t/ football here.

NOTE I am a nerd that doesn't under SPORTS , but I'm told that the NFL and OUR TROOPS are are giant commies.


The NFLPA does resemble trade unions under regimes such as China.

It's very very useless and bad.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

BiggerBoat posted:

"If Gore wins in 2000, the world will end and they'll take my guns! Taxes will go up!"

"If Kerry wins in 2004,we'll lose the war! He's the most liberal liberal who ever liberaled! The world will end!"

"Anyone but Hillary in 2008! Anyone! The world will end!"

"Later in 2008: Obama is a socialist who will destroy our way of life, take our guns and institute Sharia Law! He's the most liberal Muslim Socialist President ever!"

"2012: Socialized Medicine! taxes! Business! We'll lose the war on terror! He'll take our guns any day now! It's now or never. If he wins, America is lost! False flag! Blarghhhh!"

2016: If Hillary or Sanders wins, I'm moving to Canada. Gotta stockpile all these guns before they take them away! SOCIALISM!!! The world will end! Brarrgghhhhhh!"

I'm beginning to sense a pattern here.

Could've saved yourself some effort and just copy and pasted the 2000 one six times.

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Mister Macys posted:

Could've saved yourself some effort and just copy and pasted the 2000 one six times.

They didn't call Gore a socialist or present Islamaphobia though.

I was 19 on 9/11, almost 34 now, and it's getting really hard to remember the world before 9/11, before DHS and "omg muslims are going to conquer the world" chicken littleing.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Pander posted:


I was 19 on 9/11, almost 34 now, and it's getting really hard to remember the world before 9/11, before DHS and "omg muslims are going to conquer the world" chicken littleing.

From historical accounts, some different but not as much as you probably think.

People still hated Muslims because of Iran and the I/P show. Russia wasn't a threat but that's only because they collapsed after 45 years of being America's Enemy #1. Ebola was still a scare drug. People hated gay people, etc.

Really in a hypothetical 9/11-free world I'd expect a lot of the same stuff to happen anyway. Maybe we don't invade Afghanistan, and maybe you don't take off your shoes at the airport security line, but Bush was planning an Iraq invasion from basically the moment he entered office.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Pander posted:

They didn't call Gore a socialist or present Islamaphobia though.

I was 19 on 9/11, almost 34 now, and it's getting really hard to remember the world before 9/11, before DHS and "omg muslims are going to conquer the world" chicken littleing.

Muslim, Catholic, Mason... same thing. :v:

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

STAC Goat posted:

The other night I was with a bunch of conservative relatives watching some political thing or another and even they started cracking up when I questioned how the hell Ted Cruz's fearmongering of "mandated abortions and gay marriage" and "repeal of the second amendment" would work. Because Cruz was pushing hard on the whole "if Scalia is replaced by a liberal the world ends" and it was beyond the pale. Luckily every conservative in the room agreed which helped reaffirm some of my faith in humanity.

The other day I was on Dave Foley's twitter, and he said something to the effect of "I miss the days when I simply disagreed with Republicans". Too true.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

BiggerBoat posted:

"If Gore wins in 2000, the world will end and they'll take my guns! Taxes will go up!"

"If Kerry wins in 2004,we'll lose the war! He's the most liberal liberal who ever liberaled! The world will end!"

"Anyone but Hillary in 2008! Anyone! The world will end!"

"Later in 2008: Obama is a socialist who will destroy our way of life, take our guns and institute Sharia Law! He's the most liberal Muslim Socialist President ever!"

"2012: Socialized Medicine! taxes! Business! We'll lose the war on terror! He'll take our guns any day now! It's now or never. If he wins, America is lost! False flag! Blarghhhh!"

2016: If Hillary or Sanders wins, I'm moving to Canada. Gotta stockpile all these guns before they take them away! SOCIALISM!!! The world will end! Brarrgghhhhhh!"

I'm beginning to sense a pattern here.

I want to live in the world where all this is actually true.

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2
It's time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRbqMGtvQD0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G1OT5gzb48

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

This couldn't possibly be coming to actual theatres; this is direct to streaming, right?

beatlegs
Mar 11, 2001


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwamV1fbYQk

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

Mister Macys posted:

This couldn't possibly be coming to actual theatres; this is direct to streaming, right?

It was released in 2012. It was pretty successful for a documentary.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
That seals it. Obama is definitely not winning re-election in 2016. I'll bet he doesn't even run!

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

FMguru posted:

That seals it. Obama is definitely not winning re-election in 2016. I'll bet he doesn't even run!

He won't have to run when he fires Congress and bans the Constitution in September.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

mr. mephistopheles posted:

He won't have to run when he fires Congress and bans the Constitution in September.
Ammon Bundy tried to warn us all, but we were all too busy laughing at him. Well who's laughing now, libtard?

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


mr. mephistopheles posted:

He won't have to run when he fires Congress and bans the Constitution in September.

That's when we officially become the Barack Al-Hussein Obama Caliphate.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
I, for one, welcome our new Muslim overlord.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Dr Christmas posted:

It was released in 2012. It was pretty successful for a documentary.

That classification is being extremely generous

And yeah I've been planning a screening party for that, if only to invite people who were filling my life at the time with insane predictions from that lovely loving movie.

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Tender Bender posted:

People who think legislature should be based on Bible verses think the Pope shouldn't comment on politics.

It's amazing that they tell him to leave science and economics to the experts and stick to religion, while simultaneously talking endlessly about all three things themselves. I know this isn't a novel observation, it's just funny and good.

Space Robot
Sep 3, 2011

Epic High Five posted:

That classification is being extremely generous

And yeah I've been planning a screening party for that, if only to invite people who were filling my life at the time with insane predictions from that lovely loving movie.

I saw it when it came out. A coworker said it would change my views on Obama (it didn't), and I worked at a movie theater, so I could see it for free. From what I remember, it didn't have any arguments that I hadn't already heard. I did find his issues with anti colonulaism a bit strange. I guess he sees the word and thinks America.

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound
I find the people attacking the Pope hilarious. If you looked in the dictionary for "Mammon Worshipper" you'd find a picture of Trump.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

computer parts posted:

From historical accounts, some different but not as much as you probably think.

People still hated Muslims because of Iran and the I/P show. Russia wasn't a threat but that's only because they collapsed after 45 years of being America's Enemy #1. Ebola was still a scare drug. People hated gay people, etc.

Really in a hypothetical 9/11-free world I'd expect a lot of the same stuff to happen anyway. Maybe we don't invade Afghanistan, and maybe you don't take off your shoes at the airport security line, but Bush was planning an Iraq invasion from basically the moment he entered office.

I can easily see Muslims being a potential base for Republicans if the attacks never happened. You're definitely right that Muslims were still collectively seen as backward barbarians who were equally zealous and decadent, but it's not like the image-flip that gays had couldn't happen to Muslims. There's more than enough ideological similarities between conservative Muslims and the Republicans that cultural differences can be tolerated if not accepted. Lest we forget, Anwar al-Awlaki was an outspoken supporter of Bush during the 2000 campaign.

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

MizPiz posted:

I can easily see Muslims being a potential base for Republicans if the attacks never happened. You're definitely right that Muslims were still collectively seen as backward barbarians who were equally zealous and decadent, but it's not like the image-flip that gays had couldn't happen to Muslims. There's more than enough ideological similarities between conservative Muslims and the Republicans that cultural differences can be tolerated if not accepted. Lest we forget, Anwar al-Awlaki was an outspoken supporter of Bush during the 2000 campaign.

As I understand Muslims were one of the few reliably Republican minority groups before 9/11 really triggered the Islamophobia. Even Iran wasn't a big strike against, since the ones here had mostly fled the revolution anyway so it was like Cuban-Americans, and the rest were pretty handily framed as being under evil leaders since Saddam, Qaddafi, etc were fairly secular strongman types.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Killer robot posted:

As I understand Muslims were one of the few reliably Republican minority groups before 9/11 really triggered the Islamophobia. Even Iran wasn't a big strike against, since the ones here had mostly fled the revolution anyway so it was like Cuban-Americans, and the rest were pretty handily framed as being under evil leaders since Saddam, Qaddafi, etc were fairly secular strongman types.

this. it was like a 95% favoribilty rate for the GOP in muslim community. then 9/11 happend and the right(despite bushs token efforts) turns against the muslims. now muslims vote democrat.

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone

Davethulhu posted:

I find the people attacking the Pope hilarious. If you looked in the dictionary for "Mammon Worshipper" you'd find a picture of Trump.

Reposting this hilarious site again.

https://www.usa.church/christian-voting-guide/

quote:

Donald Trump

Christian who fears God (No, Biblically unqualified)
Doesn’t fear God by including transgenders in the Miss USA beauty pageant, which is rebellion to God (Deuteronomy 22:5)
Would persecute Christians including the founding fathers, approves sending Christians to jail since Trump states same-sex marriage is the law of the land
Couldn’t name favorite Bible verse when asked, hasn’t asked God for forgiveness
Notes
Known for covetousness, common belief is Trump serves Mammon (money) not God

Broken clock, twice daily,etc.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Levin tears best tears

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Muslims turned out EXTREMELY reliably for Republicans until "unindicted co-conspirators" became a thing

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Muslims got thrown under the bus by the GOP so they could appeal to their "White people scared of anyone with skin darker then milk" demographic

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

kik2dagroin posted:


Someone mentioned upthread Limbaugh pointing out how socialism has failed everywhere it's tried, but also attached to this was a very hilarious discussion of :hitler:'s political leanings

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2016/02/11/political_ideology_is_a_circle
I guess if you just redefine how a line works it all makes sense :shrug:

The real number line is homeomorphic to a circle. :eng101:

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Dr. VooDoo posted:

Muslims got thrown under the bus by the GOP so they could appeal to their "White people scared of anyone with skin darker then milk" demographic

http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/trump-hails-torture-mass-killings-pigs-blood-ammo-sc

trump talked about the pershing myth and how great it was.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lXkYq6LFYo

oh poo poo guys. He's declaring war on us! We're screwed!

AHHHH! MICHELE MALKIN! BURN IT WITH FIRE! ARRRGH!!!

He's going full Glenn Beck now I guess.

HAHAHAHAHA IT'S A GTA 5 PARODY.

highlights:

quote:

"STALINIST LIKE HEALTHCARE DOESN'T WORK!!!"

"The left rules like the mob...they rule through unelected branches of government...."

"We're the :911:'s that defeated the british, the german, nazi's and italians!"

"ALL THE BLOOD...ALL THE SUFFERING...WHAT WERE THESE PEOPLE FIGHTING FOR?! FOOD STAMPS!? THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION!?....THEY WERE AND ARE FIGHTING FOR LIBERTY! FOR THE CONSTITUTION! FOR THE REPUBLIC!"

"THE STATISTS USE THE INSTRUMENALITY OF THE CIVIL SOCIETY, AGAINST THE CIVIL SOCIETY....CONSERVATIVE PRINCIPALS ARE AGAINST THE SOFT BUT GROWING FACE OF TYRANNY!"

"Some have already surrended that conservatism has failed...that conservatism needs to updated with populism and modernism...BULLCRAP"

"CONSERVATISM HAS SCORED SOME MAJOR VICTORIES! WHERE IS THE SOVIET UNION TODAY!? IT'S DEAD! REAGAN PUSHED THE COMMUNISTS OUT OF CENTRAL AMERICA, ANGOLA, OUT OF MOSCOW, OUT OF EAST GERMANY..CONSERVATISM WORKS!"

(oh my loving god...)

"REAGAN CREATED NATIONALLY SYNDICATED CONSERVATIVE TALK RADIO BY DEREGULATING
BROADCASTING!"

(jesus reagan just keeps getting worse and worse..)

"THE PROBLEM IS THOSE THAT PROCLAIM CONSERVATISM TO GET ELECTED...AND THEN REJECT IT WHEN ELECTED"

"IN THE LAST 100 YEARS THEY HAVE BEEN ESSENTIALLY 2 CONSERVATIVE POLITICIANS...CALVIN COOLIDGE AND RONALD REAGAN"

"WE NEED TO GIVE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE A CHOICE BETWEEN...NATIONAL SECURITY AND APPEASEMENT..BETWEEN FAITH AND SECULARISM. NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR COMPROMISE. NOW IS THE TIME FOR VICTORY"

(quotes Thomas Paine even though the majority of his work was fabricated IIRC)

Citing what Reagan did in South America as a "positive" just stuns me. Didn't he have the CIA promote genocide? Yeah real nice there.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Killer robot posted:

As I understand Muslims were one of the few reliably Republican minority groups before 9/11 really triggered the Islamophobia. Even Iran wasn't a big strike against, since the ones here had mostly fled the revolution anyway so it was like Cuban-Americans, and the rest were pretty handily framed as being under evil leaders since Saddam, Qaddafi, etc were fairly secular strongman types.

This was before we were in an extended war/occupation with a Muslim nation where the President literally believed it to be a Holy War and who had defense contractors carve Bible verses into the guns.

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound

FuzzySkinner posted:

Citing what Reagan did in South America as a "positive" just stuns me. Didn't he have the CIA promote genocide? Yeah real nice there.

You can't make an omelet without raping a few nuns.

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

computer parts posted:

This was before we were in an extended war/occupation with a Muslim nation where the President literally believed it to be a Holy War and who had defense contractors carve Bible verses into the guns.

Pretty much what I was getting at, yeah.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Tender Bender posted:

People who think legislature should be based on Bible verses think the Pope shouldn't comment on politics.

Aren't most of these guys members of Protestant denominations? Why would someone raised Baptist or Methodist care what the Pope says? I mean, I could see Evangelicals keeping the thought from the reformation that the Pope is an Anti-Christ.

Tarezax
Sep 12, 2009

MORT cancels dance: interrupted by MORT
The evangelical right allied with Catholics starting in the 1970s using abortion as a wedge issue, IIRC. So right wing Protestants end up having to at least pay lip service to the Pope to avoid alienating Catholics.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

FuzzySkinner posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lXkYq6LFYo

oh poo poo guys. He's declaring war on us! We're screwed!

AHHHH! MICHELE MALKIN! BURN IT WITH FIRE! ARRRGH!!!

He's going full Glenn Beck now I guess.

HAHAHAHAHA IT'S A GTA 5 PARODY.

highlights:


Citing what Reagan did in South America as a "positive" just stuns me. Didn't he have the CIA promote genocide? Yeah real nice there.

No, he clearly had no idea what was going on and the papers were shredded so you can't find out what was going on. Reagan was supposed to be innocent of his funding with drug money and training of the Contras!

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

FuzzySkinner posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lXkYq6LFYo

oh poo poo guys. He's declaring war on us! We're screwed!

AHHHH! MICHELE MALKIN! BURN IT WITH FIRE! ARRRGH!!!

He's going full Glenn Beck now I guess.

HAHAHAHAHA IT'S A GTA 5 PARODY.

highlights:


Citing what Reagan did in South America as a "positive" just stuns me. Didn't he have the CIA promote genocide? Yeah real nice there.

Are you suggesting that south American death squads aren't the moral equivalent of the founding fathers?

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FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

Pope Guilty posted:

Are you suggesting that south American death squads aren't the moral equivalent of the founding fathers?

I'm also confused how Reagan destroyed communism and reunified Germany? I thought Gorbachev and him not giving a poo poo what the other iron curtain nations did was more to credit for that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEmfW_j9bVs

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