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Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Wiley Scribner posted:

Every salon sample book ever

Chapstick.jpg

# ? Feb 19, 2016 19:26

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Weldon Pemberton: May 19, 2012

Ed: agh nevermind

Weldon Pemberton has a new favorite as of 21:23 on Feb 19, 2016

# ? Feb 19, 2016 21:21

Comrade Koba: Jul 2, 2007

Weldon Pemberton posted:

Ed: agh nevermind

Pretty sure that guy has some variation of lipodystrophy.

# ? Feb 19, 2016 23:19

Forti: May 5, 2009

That's the guy from the new street fighter

# ? Feb 19, 2016 23:41

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

It's Count Orlok!

# ? Feb 19, 2016 23:58

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

It's Count Orlok!

Who's that!

# ? Feb 20, 2016 02:37

Male Tiers: Dec 27, 2012; Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

# ? Feb 20, 2016 05:59

Rondette: Nov 4, 2009; Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.; Grimey Drawer

Male Tears posted:

....sorry she dumped you...?

# ? Feb 20, 2016 06:02

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Weldon Pemberton posted:

Ed: agh nevermind

Hey, he's got the syndrome goons diagnosed Tom Cruise with - the one where you have a middle tooth and can only 'father' miscarriages.

EDIT: holoprosencephaly.

# ? Feb 20, 2016 06:04

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Rondette posted:

....sorry she dumped you...?

That's lipstickonapig.jpg

# ? Feb 20, 2016 06:10

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Like, I loving love well-placed facial piercings but not when they're haphazard as poo poo like this.

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Scathach has a new favorite as of 06:26 on Feb 20, 2016

# ? Feb 20, 2016 06:23

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

Scathach posted:

Like, I loving love well-placed facial piercings but not when they're haphazard as poo poo like this.

Just one more on the left corner (her left) of her mouth and she'll have the Big Dipper!

# ? Feb 20, 2016 07:16

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Darth123123 posted:

Who's that!

Dracula's boyfriend.

# ? Feb 20, 2016 07:16

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Forti posted:

That's the guy from the new street fighter

New?

# ? Feb 20, 2016 07:54

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Scathach posted:

Like, I loving love well-placed facial piercings but not when they're haphazard as poo poo like this.

She looks like she was attacked with a BB gun.

# ? Feb 20, 2016 08:24

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Scathach posted:

Like, I loving love well-placed facial piercings but not when they're haphazard as poo poo like this.

She's only three more away from making a beautiful facial piercing rendition of The Big Dipper.

# ? Feb 20, 2016 08:32

Lazlo Nibble: Jan 9, 2004; It was Weasleby, by God! At last I had the miserable blighter precisely where I wanted him!

I was picturing a fight with decorative cupcake toppings.

# ? Feb 20, 2016 08:34

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Or using a Bedazzler at night or while drunk

# ? Feb 20, 2016 08:36

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

A BB shotgun

# ? Feb 20, 2016 08:54

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

TontoCorazon posted:

A BB shotgun

So a .410?

# ? Feb 20, 2016 09:31

Anil Dikshit: Apr 11, 2007

Rondette posted:

....sorry she dumped you...?

To be fair, she's got more facial hair than me, and it's been two weeks since I shaved.

# ? Feb 20, 2016 16:11

Slime: Jan 3, 2007

kizudarake posted:

To be fair, she's got more facial hair than me, and it's been two weeks since I shaved.

What kind of freakish babyface do you have there? I've got more facial hair than that after half a day and I'm a skinny, pathetic little manlet. I'm assuming that's hyperbole because if it's literal then I really hope you're a woman because you can't really call that facial hair.

# ? Feb 20, 2016 17:52

im pooping!: Nov 17, 2006

the camera is out of focus and the lighting isnt professional so it isnt unreasonable to assume its just a bad picture. my sisters drivers license adds a mustache to her face and in the 30 years ive known her she has never had a mustache.

:iiam:

# ? Feb 20, 2016 18:12

Anil Dikshit: Apr 11, 2007

Slime posted:

What kind of freakish babyface do you have there? I've got more facial hair than that after half a day and I'm a skinny, pathetic little manlet. I'm assuming that's hyperbole because if it's literal then I really hope you're a woman because you can't really call that facial hair.

(It's hyperbole. It's always hyperbole)

# ? Feb 20, 2016 18:15

Watrick: Mar 15, 2007; C:enter:###

Look at the wall of txt without any punctuation or grammar I hope this is easy to read like his profile is:

And this looker messaged me the other night:

Watrick has a new favorite as of 19:07 on Feb 20, 2016

# ? Feb 20, 2016 19:05

knobgobblin: Oct 28, 2010; got a bone to pick

I feel for Cletus Flatgap, it sounds like he's had quite a journey but ended up stronger for it. Good on ya man, and good luck.

E: phonepostin'

# ? Feb 20, 2016 19:15

Redrum and Coke: Feb 25, 2006; wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Watrick posted:

Look at the wall of txt without any punctuation or grammar I hope this is easy to read like his profile is:

And this looker messaged me the other night:

You're in a gay app for bears and are surprised a bearded fat dude messaged you?

# ? Feb 20, 2016 19:24

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Gary from flatgap seems like an ok guy.

E: like he annoys you if you spend more than 3 hours with him but he's always happy to lend a hand or just hang out and you never have to worry about whether he's a genuine friend to you.

# ? Feb 20, 2016 19:52

Serperoth: Feb 21, 2013

Watrick posted:

Look at the wall of txt without any punctuation or grammar I hope this is easy to read like his profile is:

Dude seems alright. I'd go for a beer with him, and be proud of calling him a friend, probably.

oldpainless said it right, he seems legit alright.

# ? Feb 20, 2016 19:56

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Gary is a-ok

# ? Feb 20, 2016 20:01

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

I bet the gay scene in flat gap Kentucky is thriving

# ? Feb 20, 2016 20:04

Rondette: Nov 4, 2009; Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.; Grimey Drawer

im pooping! posted:

the camera is out of focus and the lighting isnt professional so it isnt unreasonable to assume its just a bad picture. my sisters drivers license adds a mustache to her face and in the 30 years ive known her she has never had a mustache.

I was gonna post something like this then remembered the thread title and held back, but this.

Here is a contribution to apologise for my lovely derail.

quote:

I'm a really shy person and I really need Internet points for your approval. Selfie hastag milkbottle leggings bullshit yadda yadda yadda, why are you still reading? Just downvote me, I'm so ugly! Ehh, I shouldn't drink and Imgur at the same time.

quote:

Hi everyone, I posted this last night after a few beers and was not expecting to have 2 front page images. I am NOT this glorious man you see before you. I am however the business owner and father to be. I have had 3 front page images this week and I am not sure how, but happy nevertheless. Sorry for "whoring" for points but still, ain't you glad you seen this guy? Matt Hofmann is his name BTW.

Thanks again guys and sorry not sorry.

Picture is AUG and so is the person who posted it for 'Aw shucks I'm on the front page?!?' dumbery

VVV :stare:

I had no idea :stare:

VVV

Rondette has a new favorite as of 20:53 on Feb 20, 2016

# ? Feb 20, 2016 20:10

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Matt Hoffman (Alt model) is amazing and I won't hear anybody say otherwise!

# ? Feb 20, 2016 20:18

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Watrick posted:

And this looker messaged me the other night:

There's something really off-putting about his eyes.

# ? Feb 20, 2016 20:31

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

cash crab posted:

There's something really off-putting about his eyes.

Its because one is looking at you, and the other is looking at the key to your shackles.

# ? Feb 20, 2016 20:42

I brought my Drake: Jul 10, 2014; These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Patterned Lycra leggings are AUG no matter who wears them. I really don't need to see a skintight picture of anything on any body part, thanks.

# ? Feb 20, 2016 22:08

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queserasera posted:

Patterned Lycra leggings are AUG no matter who wears them. I really don't need to see a skintight picture of anything on any body part, thanks.

Why do you hate America?

# ? Feb 20, 2016 22:11

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Scathach posted:

Like, I loving love well-placed facial piercings but not when they're haphazard as poo poo like this.

The middle of the forehead seems like such a bad place for a microdermal :psyduck:

# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:16

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Watrick posted:

And this looker messaged me the other night:

# ? Feb 21, 2016 01:07

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FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Darth123123 posted:

Who's that!

Literally unlicensed Count Dracula.

# ? Feb 21, 2016 04:10

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