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Parias posted:hi everyone what's going on in this thread Wow. I watched the entire thing, bloopers and all. That was incredible. Voice acting was better than most games actually. :0
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Parias posted:This build had a ton of loving bugs. That bloopers bit at the end doesn't even begin to cover the misery I went through trying to get this working. Since it was apparently compiled with a codebase more geared towards a Star Marine demo rather than proper space combat this doesn't surprise me. I think this build was also before they got all the 64-bit stuff working, and I had spawned the Constellation at some pretty distant coordinates. Wait, I assumed the video was in the same style as pgabz stuff (I've not watched it yet) but this reads like you poured a ton of time and effort into making some kind of promotional material for this scam and even tried to get help from CIG with it? Why? A $100 million company seems to be doing ok fleecing idiots with entirely unrepresentative videos of their game they do not need your help. When I'm not phone posting I'll actually watch it but if this is seriously some machinima puff piece for CIG what the gently caress dude.
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new gif of Alpha 2.2 http://i.imgur.com/O5pbXsC.gifv oh wait that's Elite  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I9Bl2bsObA A Neurotic Jew fucked around with this message at 07:13 on Feb 20, 2016 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:new gif of Alpha 2.2 Yeah, but you can't get out of those ships and listen to a single set of audio logs that by some accounts, and I don't want to be hyperbolous here, have moved people to tears and are some of the most moving pieces of writing in fiction today. 
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youll have to forgive parias, he spent so long making whatever that is (didnt watch) he missed that this is an obvious scam now
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peter gabriel posted:I loaded up Star Citizen and Line of Defence tonight so you can blame them for this video Absolutely brilliant. 
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I lost it at  E: Really sorry about your video, Parias, it looked alright. Although all I could think of throughout was 'why the bloody hell can't you see anything out of the front of this ship' and there were some voices and stuff. Salt n Reba McEntire fucked around with this message at 07:35 on Feb 20, 2016 |
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Feb 20, 2016 07:30
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Its OK parius you werent to know that you were wasting your time on that when you started. Sadly beyond a few well meaning goons nobody is going to give a poo poo because the game is an obvious scam/clusterfuck now. Reddit will hate it because youre a goon and so will the rsi forums. CIG will hate it because it looks buggy and youre a goon. I hate it because its poo poo and a waste of time.
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Feb 20, 2016 07:32
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The video was pretty good. Sort of a trip into the imagination of a person who spent lots of money on Star Citizen and thinks the game may one day live up to somebody's expectations.
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BeefThief posted:The video was pretty good. Sort of a trip into the imagination of a person who spent lots of money on Star Citizen and thinks the game may one day live up to somebody's expectations. 
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grimcreaper posted:Yeah, serious poo poo has happened there. Here as well. There was the one dude who wanted information on different ammo types and then killed at least 1 person using the info he was given here. Not to mention one of Goon Fleets leaders harassing a guy non stop in eve, and then elsewhere, until the guy considered suicide and the goon fleet guy, ON STAGE with CCP told him he should do it if he cant handle a little harassment after months and months of continued harassment in and out of Eve. The comedic part of that whole thing was when sites like Massively, RPS, etc. all reported on it and called it bullying the Goon Fleet guys lost their collective poo poo and started wailing about it all over the place demanding retractions etc. According to the person who said that poo poo, the whole "being called a cyberbully" type of "yellow journalism" was why he made his own video game news site free of that sort of stuff which lasted a whole 2 years before doing it to get more views 
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Parias posted:hi everyone what's going on in this thread nice work commando
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Feb 20, 2016 08:23
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i GISed the stimpire star citizen forum post and got this
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Maldoror posted:can we have a scat swapping empire No. Wank to what you want, but I am staying canon accurate to the Sacred Records.
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Parias posted:hi everyone what's going on in this thread Man, if we'd get that as a game instead of SQ42... 
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it has the same amount of interactivity as sq42 will have commando
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cl_gibcount 9999 posted:it has the same amount of interactivity as sq42 will have commando There's a lot of interactivity left in SQ42 if you just skip the cutscenes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPdX8M8LO8Q
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I come with heretical knowledge! The sacred record of the fourth stimpire was foretold before being written by Zealot. https://libraryofbabel.info/bookmark.cgi?ol.oxsc156
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Parias posted:hi everyone what's going on in this thread Very well done. Thanks for the entertainment 
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There's always more and it's promised in the 'verse.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubAjVo--bk4&t=2943s I liked this tidbit about Chris being in Frankfurt
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This thread is loving awesome https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/319066/starfarer-pushed-back-into-march/p7 Lots and lots of people sobering up. and even more so in denial. Crazy_BlackParrot fucked around with this message at 11:52 on Feb 20, 2016 |
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Crazy_BlackParrot posted:This thread is loving awesome Still amazed FrigginTommyNoble isn't banned yet 
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FrigginTommyNoble is my spirit animal
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Mirificus posted:
These people are slow. Santa told them private servers wouldn't be in your lifetime and they're still expecting private servers to solve every contradictory promise. Chris could release a video of him comically stuffing money into a suitcase and booking a flight out of the country and they'd still be buying jpegs and waiting for the game until the end of time.
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Crazy_BlackParrot posted:This thread is loving awesome quote:Any of those assuming broken promise and/or missed deadline - and i take you as an example - just want to repeat the question how familiar are you with the concept of timeboxing which is a principle while using the method of agile software development? This makes my brain bleed outta my ears.
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Parias posted:I actually did post it on Reddit but it got downvoted into oblivion within like ten seconds, no joke. It still got noticed by a few and eventually pulled into a positive score, but still dropped out of visibility pretty quickly compared to other threads going on at the time. You are wasted on star citizen
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canepazzo posted:Any of those assuming broken promise and/or missed deadline - and i take you as an example - just want to repeat the question how familiar are you with the concept of timeboxing which is a principle while using the method of agile software development? So Agile that the project's second monthly iteration got pushed back a month.
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canepazzo posted:This makes my brain bleed outta my ears. Someone read a wikipedia article on agile development and didn't understand anything - the best person to regurgitate random phrases to impress everyone!
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canepazzo posted:This makes my brain bleed outta my ears. that fuckboy knows zero about software engineering, spewing words like agile and waterfall like he knows poo poo. CR uses the unique, new and in-development Garbage™ method of development.
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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:I come with heretical knowledge! The sacred record of the fourth stimpire was foretold before being written by Zealot. what madness is this?
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Iglocska posted:Someone read a wikipedia article on agile development and didn't understand anything - the best person to regurgitate random phrases to impress everyone! Timeboxing means you spend all your time making a box look super high fidelity then Chris says redo it. I know all about game development
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Berious posted:what madness is this? A repository of every possible combination of letters, spaces, commas and fullstops. Iglocska posted:Someone read a wikipedia article on agile development and didn't understand anything - the best person to regurgitate random phrases to impress everyone! Even funnier, I just read the wikipedia page on timeboxing and it's basically the opposite of what they're doing. Apparently if you're timeboxing you work to a specific deadline and vary your scope based on whether you think you'll be able to make it or not. WhiskeyWhiskers fucked around with this message at 12:42 on Feb 20, 2016 |
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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:A repository of every possible combination of letters, spaces, commas and fullstops. Chris should employ people to compile bits of it until star citizen pops out. Better chance of making the game than whatever rear end backwards approach he's using atm.
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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:A repository of every possible combination of letters, spaces, commas and fullstops. Yup, timeboxing is basically saying, you will work on maeking this ship shoot bullitz, and we create a timebox for your task which is 10 days. You can either finish this task in less time (which is always cool), but if it takes you more than 10 days to get it polished then you still stop after 10 and we take it in whatever state that it's in. This allows managers to have a fixed maximum time estimate for the project as you will never get bottlnecks on-top of the pre-calculated plan and their mangers won't be kicking their arses. At least it's this in theory, in reality it's kinda hard to make a fun spesh ship gaem if you couldn't loving get the ship to shoot bullitz after 10 days and you move on to a different task. Sticking 100% strictly to such development methodologies is (IMHO) retarded. The only methodology worth anything is: http://programming-motherfucker.com/
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pepito sanchez posted:that fuckboy knows zero about software engineering, spewing words like agile and waterfall like he knows poo poo. CR uses the unique, new and in-development Garbage™ method of development. Remember, the perfect product is one that only exists in your customer's head!
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Iglocska posted:Someone read a wikipedia article on agile development and didn't understand anything - the best person to regurgitate random phrases to impress everyone! The sickening and heartbreaking thruths of the Agile stimpire.
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