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Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Why do you people think the best way to put sauce or gravy on your food is to make it look like it's been vomited by a cat?

:barf:

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Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Gridlocked posted:

Why do you people think the best way to put sauce or gravy on your food is to make it look like it's been vomited by a cat?

:barf:

Oh here we go, just because it's not the way you do it it's the weirdest thing in the world.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
No novelty gravy boat rules

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Tony Bologna posted:

That's way too much salsa...

Sometimes you see people post things that are just so, so wrong.

This is one of those times.

Tony Bologna
Sep 21, 2007

Talk real good 'cause I'm smart and stuff

Picnic Princess posted:

Sometimes you see people post things that are just so, so wrong.

This is one of those times.

Salsa is fine, but that taco is a wet mess.





Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

I like my mass-produced white bread to be toasted to a perfect internal temperature which is difficult to achieve with most conventional toasters, which is why I use sous vide.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.



Melted, burnt pieces of cheese?

canis minor
May 4, 2011

Scathach posted:

Melted, burnt pieces of cheese?

It's actually very good - you grate the cheese and put the bits on a tray, it in the oven for 3-5m; you can sprinkle it with paprika, or some other condiments, or not. It needs perfect timing, as cheese turns from liquidy to crunchy to burned rather quickly, but if timed just right it's a terribly unhealthy, full of sodium, delicious snack. (these are a little too much done)

I used to make these very often when I was a kid - even thought that these are the cheese puffs (as it's cheese that puffs), but googling it now I find it are apparently entirely different things

PurdWerfect
Aug 29, 2000


Burnt cheese is great, and those are not too well done. I've never made it by itself, but it's a side effect of some recipes.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
crisping a little bit on cheddar on the outsides of a grilled cheese, after the bread has finished browning, is amazing

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra


FUDGE SPLUTS ARE BACK YAY!

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Scathach posted:

Melted, burnt pieces of cheese?

The best part of a nice grilled cheese when it forms around the edges of the bread while the center gets those little burnt orange spots of goodness


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


:itwaspoo:

Another chance to use that emoticon.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Good old grilled cheese.



Additionally:







Tony Bologna
Sep 21, 2007

Talk real good 'cause I'm smart and stuff








This might just be Food Porn, but the wrong kind:

sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe

Man, I could down a garbage plate right about now, no problem.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

This sautées the crab.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


It looked like a skeleton hand reaching for the image above as I scrolled through on my phone.



You can have that pink thing mr skeleton it's okay

SLOSifl has a new favorite as of 19:59 on Feb 21, 2016

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

SLOSifl posted:

It looked like a skeleton hand reaching for the image above as I scrolled through on my phone.



You can have that pink thing mr skeleton it's okay


Come Mr. Tally Man, Tally me Banana.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010




Garbage plates absolutely own and this looks like a good one. Maybe from Henrietta Hots? Gotta hit it with mustard and ketchup before you eat it with the bread that's presumably just out of frame

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.


















Here's a fun game, try guessing what this is!






that's a lemon

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

EorayMel posted:


Here's a fun game, try guessing what this is!






that's a lemon

No it's not, that's a Buddha's hand. It's a different fruit.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋


Please don't eat facehuggers.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

CelticPredator posted:

Please don't eat facehuggers.

At least not like that. They are only eating the hugging part but the best meat is in the base of the tail.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

CelticPredator posted:

Please don't eat facehuggers.

:agreed:

titties posted:

At least not like that. They are only eating the hugging part but the best meat is in the base of the tail.

:stonk: I'm legitimately impressed that you even gave thought to how to get the best eatin' out of a facehugger instead of immediately screaming in horror at the very idea, and I'm loving Cajun.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

LORD OF BUTT posted:

and I'm loving Cajun.

I'm filipino, asians eat the grossest poo poo bro

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Look at this persons creepy little thumbnail. Just look at it

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Pham Nuwen posted:

Garbage plates absolutely own and this looks like a good one. Maybe from Henrietta Hots? Gotta hit it with mustard and ketchup before you eat it with the bread that's presumably just out of frame

I'm not going to lie to you, it only just occurred to me that the white stuff near the bottom might be some kind of macaroni salad, not long marshmallows, as I previously suspected.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
long marshmallows

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer


They're considered good luck

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

No it's not, that's a Buddha's hand. It's a different fruit.

I thought they were mutated out stretched lemons all this time.

How much of my life has a been a lie? :smith:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Aesop Poprock posted:



They're considered good luck

Please do me a huge favour and do not timg this.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Aesop Poprock posted:



They're considered good luck

There's something extremely funny about scrolling across a gigantic picture of a bag of marshmallows with the phrase 'long marshmallows' in your head.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


RareAcumen posted:

There's something extremely funny about scrolling across a gigantic picture of a bag of marshmallows with the phrase 'long marshmallows' in your head.



mmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-mmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww




mmmmmmmm

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012
:dong:mallow

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

cash crab posted:

Please do me a huge favour and do not timg this.

lol posted it on my phone and didn't realize how massive it was but i'm not ever changing it now

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Aesop Poprock posted:

Look at this persons creepy little thumbnail. Just look at it

lol it looks like one of those people who has lost a finger so they graft on a toe. I never would have noticed it if you hadn't said something so thanks I think.

Winter Stormer
Oct 17, 2012

Aesop Poprock posted:



They're considered good luck

poo poo, now I just want some licorice chalk

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

titties posted:

I'm filipino, asians eat the grossest poo poo bro

Cajuns eat literal, honest to God giant rats. Behold, smothered nutria:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

titties posted:

lol it looks like one of those people who has lost a finger so they graft on a toe. I never would have noticed it if you hadn't said something so thanks I think.

We've got an instructor at work who's 82 or 83 and has one of those. His "thumb" is noticeably very short and wide, almost conical.

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

LORD OF BUTT posted:

Cajuns eat literal, honest to God giant rats. Behold, smothered nutria:



Hey, importing nutria to Louisiana may have been a dumb idea, but at least they didn't go through with the importing hippopotamus plan!

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