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Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears


FINALLY

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Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
dunno how that pic of me ended up on the cover

scamtank
Feb 24, 2011

my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL


EorayMel posted:

An assassin gun made in 1943 by Great Britain now with 1943% more "experimental gun made out of rusted water pipes by a drunken plumber on a hot Saturday afternoon" aesthetics :hellyeah:



Time equip this beauty with $300 worth of rails, a $700 reflex sight, and a $300 bayonet with an AR-15 stock, of course.

that's the assassin piece of poo poo deluxe, it has bourguoisie features like an extraction mechanism so you don't have to twiddle the empty shell out of the chamber with a pencil or some poo poo unlike some other examples

(speaking of the Liberator, it's also in that goddamn game)

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Internaut! posted:

ahahah even faster this time

DANCE, DANCE, DANCE, DANCE -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9abM63AKGbA

HALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

You make the dorks in this thread seem cool.

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


do not engage gamergate stymie

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Notorious QIG posted:

do not engage gamergate stymie

I do what I want.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Well at least The Division is better than these last two pages. Not by much but it's something.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
playing the grim fandango "remake"

this game would be about half the length if you had the ability to skip the walking animations

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

here's my review of the ending of the witness:
lmao

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Real ending or cookie ending

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry
Devil Daggers is good and only 5 bux. Get it. play it. Die a lot.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

CrazyLittle posted:

Devil Daggers is good and only 5 bux. Get it. play it. Die a lot.

149.1909 was the best I could get today.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

ScrubLeague posted:

Real ending or cookie ending

cookie

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
http://imgur.com/gallery/wzdAg

lmfao @ looking forward to an mmo ityool 2016

"no i swear it will be different this time! :qq:"

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

I've never played an mmo in my life because I'm smart.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Space-Pope posted:

http://imgur.com/gallery/wzdAg

lmfao @ looking forward to an mmo ityool 2016

"no i swear it will be different this time! :qq:"



I too am looking forward to those baps.

ahmeni
May 1, 2005

It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.
Grimey Drawer
i like that in their example of an immersive world you're the middleman who dies permanently for no reason in your control

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

Improbable Lobster posted:

digimon cyber sleuth is pretty good. very persona 4/smt-esque in a good way. translation is pretty good too, mostly. sometimes your digimon email you questions but it seems like the translators got a bunch of the answers mixed up. dialogue is fine though

it's good, but there's loads of places where the text doesn't match the context, not just in digimon texts

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Blackula69 posted:

a screenshot bro, what is this. i mean come on



is rise of the tomb raider good? i never played the first, actually

both games are good

play the first if you want a feel for how the second plays

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Awia posted:

it's good, but there's loads of places where the text doesn't match the context, not just in digimon texts

yeah

hopefully it does well wnough that they bring over ither digigames with a better translation

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID


confirmed

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

Improbable Lobster posted:

yeah

hopefully it does well wnough that they bring over ither digigames with a better translation

you get champions really quickly, i was pretty surprised

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Awia posted:

it's good, but there's loads of places where the text doesn't match the context, not just in digimon texts

the only reason they imported it in the first place was to continue digimon's long hallowed tradition into confusing grandmas into buying it for their grandchildren instead of pokemon

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

and that grandma has improved their grandchildrens lives considerably

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
does devil daggers have controller support?

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
the new digimon game is booby as hell

I thought all that poo poo was quarantined to the vita

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Phone posted:

the new digimon game is booby as hell

I thought all that poo poo was quarantined to the vita

the ps4 version is a port from the vita and north america only

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Improbable Lobster posted:

does devil daggers have controller support?

no, but you would be completely hosed if you tried

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Knuc U Kinte posted:

I do what I want.
You are a pirate!

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
i managed to ignore anime game with killer teddy bear

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Al! posted:

no, but you would be completely hosed if you tried

closest a regular poster itt is gonna come to having sex do might as well

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Al! posted:

no, but you would be completely hosed if you tried

seemed like that kinda game, yeah

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

ScrubLeague posted:

Real ending or cookie ending

more games need to have a dog ending

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
my mouse arm hurts lol

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


ahmeni posted:

i like that in their example of an immersive world you're the middleman who dies permanently for no reason in your control

gamers don't seem to realize that the reason more games aren't realistic is because real life is boring

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
i only use imgur for my game news and hype

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Notorious QIG posted:

gamers don't seem to realize that the reason more games aren't realistic is because real life is boring

real life can be very very interesting but the lives of middle aged white programmers living in the Bay Area is boring so I can see why the result is the same

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
game idea: you are a human astronaut who has to pick the correct bathroom on a series of ever more alien space stations. mix of papers please and don't poo poo your pants

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
I want that game to launch so I can read the after-action reports of how the entire carefully pre-crafted civilization collapsed into the medieval equivalent of mad max warlord gangs within hours

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Al! posted:

game idea: you are a human astronaut who has to pick the correct bathroom on a series of ever more alien space stations. mix of papers please and don't poo poo your pants

i'll fund this right now

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