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Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!

Byzantine posted:

I like how the loving 1990s are vanishing into Leave It To Beaver territory.

Not even. That thing says born in 93. They're talking about the loving early 00s.

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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HOOLY BOOLY posted:




Man what is it with KIDS these days, having things that are way cooler than what i had growing up.

I'm just going to ignore that it says the "good" kid was born in 93. That year, Gameboys were for poor dweebs. All the cool kids had Sega Game Gear.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Picnic Princess posted:

I'm just going to ignore that it says the "good" kid was born in 93. That year, Gameboys were for poor dweebs. All the cool kids had Sega Game Gear.

Well hang on, let's be fair. There's a difference between poor dweebs - Gameboy tier; middle class folks - Genesis or SNES tier; and Richie Rich, Making Bernie Sanders Turn Over In His Grave Decades From Now - Game Gear and batteries tier.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
If he was born in 1993, depending on how old that kid is, he could be asking for anything from a PS1 to an Xbox.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!

Dr Christmas posted:

If he was born in 1993, depending on how old that kid is, he could be asking for anything from a PS1 to an Xbox.

Yeah, that's a perfectly fine range to be asking for a Game Boy given that it's a Color. A 1993 kid would've been seven when Pokemon Gold and Silver came out, and what were they gonna want a GBC for if not that?

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

and if they like pokemon, they're going to have wanted hundreds of dollars worth of those dumbass cards, too

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

I just can't get over the fact that 22 year olds are bitching about kids these days.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Also realtalk fuccboi children would be asking for SUPREME clothing not OBEY

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



NotAnArtist posted:

Also realtalk fuccboi children would be asking for SUPREME clothing not OBEY

"Beats by Dr. Dre" said no person who knows a drat thing about what kids are actually interested in.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Birb Katter posted:

That was Reebok Pumps, I was cool for a week after a holiday to the states and coming back with a pair of them.

My dad got a pair the year they first came out. They finally got unwearably worn out last year, despite pretty much daily use.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
There must be a cutoff between the insufferable opinions of "the 90s were the best" and "life was cooler back when rock music meant something". Probably about 1997.

EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas

Picnic Princess posted:

I'm just going to ignore that it says the "good" kid was born in 93. That year, Gameboys were for poor dweebs. All the cool kids had Sega Game Gear.

There was a show in the early 90s in the UK, I'll spare the details, but essentially a kid got a prize at the end, which was always a choice of a Sega Genesis or a mountain bike. I think only one kid ever chose the mountain bike.

Edit: I seriously doubt a kid would be allowed to get those ear things while they're still growing. That would gently caress up their ears for life.

EvilGenius has a new favorite as of 09:22 on Feb 20, 2016

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

My dad got a pair the year they first came out. They finally got unwearably worn out last year, despite pretty much daily use.

I think that's just a brand name headphones thing. I was given a pair of bose sound cancelling headphones and the person who gave them to me made a huge deal about how bose was the best. The sound cancelling poo poo wore off and broke in less than a year so I could just hear people a room away talking through them. It didn't take long for the cord to gently caress up and the left ear to go out unless I was sitting like an owl too. I never seem to run into this kind of issue if I'm using a cheap rear end pair of headphones.

Darkhold
Feb 19, 2011

No Heart❤️
No Soul👻
No Service🙅
King Naram Sin of Chaldea, 3800 years B.C.,

We have fallen upon evil times
and the world has waxed very old and wicked.
Politics are very corrupt.
Children are no longer respectful to their parents.

I bet somewhere there's a cave painting showing kids with their lazy spears and pit traps unlike the good old days

Edit: huh on some googling it looks like that quote was made up around 1908 or something. Still shows people have been saying this poo poo forever though.

Darkhold has a new favorite as of 10:21 on Feb 20, 2016

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Darkhold posted:

King Naram Sin of Chaldea, 3800 years B.C.,

We have fallen upon evil times
and the world has waxed very old and wicked.
Politics are very corrupt.
Children are no longer respectful to their parents.

I bet somewhere there's a cave painting showing kids with their lazy spears and pit traps unlike the good old days

In me day we have no tool, use only partial bipedalism. Genus Homo with they tool and obligate bipedalism, me tell you what! - The Last A. africanus, 1.8 MYA

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

KiteAuraan posted:

In me day we have no tool, use only partial bipedalism. Genus Homo with they tool and obligate bipedalism, me tell you what! - The Last A. africanus, 1.8 MYA

Urguh grah mmmrrraaghhgkkhma.

(translation: idiot new kids with words...gestures and grunts good enough!)

il_cornuto
Oct 10, 2004

What are these kids crawling out of the ocean for, back in my day we were happy just to float

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
Bloody upstarts cooling, forming crusts. Back in my day all we did was explode constantly - and we liked it! We never needed anything heavier than iron, and now look. Rubidium? Lead? The gently caress? Spare the solar wind, spoil the star I always say...

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
Stupid atoms with multiple protons, running around like they're the future. Why back in my day everything was a single proton and a single electron. Times were better then; simpler. Everything was hydrogen.

Soviet Commubot
Oct 22, 2008


This was shared unironically by three different people on my feed last night. :allears:

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


Identifying your slippery slope and then belly-sliding down it screaming woooooo

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

Baby Come Back
If she can't remember when Ross kissed Rachel she's to young for you bro

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

All the good sasquatches are taken :(

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
you know you want it

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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Stupid atoms with multiple protons, running around like they're the future. Why back in my day everything was a single proton and a single electron. Times were better then; simpler. Everything was hydrogen.

Bunch of positive matter running around thinking they are the future. Back in my day it was anti matter and we liked it! Now regular matter comes around and thinks they can change us!

NachtSieger
Apr 10, 2013



What a nice president, organizing communities for gay socialist muslims.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

Soviet Commubot posted:

This was shared unironically by three different people on my feed last night. :allears:



Jack Nicholson's character was the VILLAIN in A Few Good Men

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

zakharov posted:

Jack Nicholson's character was the VILLAIN in A Few Good Men

and Mr. Pink was supposed to be an unlikeable rear end in a top hat in Reservoir Dogs and you still see people using his rant about tipping as an explanation for why they don't tip

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

HOOLY BOOLY posted:




Man what is it with KIDS these days, having things that are way cooler than what i had growing up.

This was made by some shithead born in 1993...

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!

Scarf posted:

This was made by some shithead born in 1993...

Who probably threw a poo poo fit when their parents got them an opaque Gameboy Color instead of the purple transparent one.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
And the rear end in a top hat 2003 kid is wearing a 90s beanie when he's not even from the 90s

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
Regardless of when they're born, kids are little assholes that want the most expensive and popular thing.


I know I was.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Scarf posted:

Regardless of when they're born, kids are little assholes that want the most expensive and popular thing.


I know I was.

I always find feminism to be a large scale representation of the relationship between a man and a woman when married/or in a relationship.

Feminism keeps poo poo testing men more and more by pushing the goal posts of what they desire, much like in a marriage. A woman also tries to change a man when she is married to him. She will try to get him to talk about his feelings and generally soften him up, coercing him to express more feminine traits. Then of course the attraction plummets because he is no longer the man she fell in love with. The exact same thing is happening on a mass scale in the West, women are constantly complaining and feminising men, changing them into their idea of what men should be.

Now, they are no longer attracted to us, because we have become weak, and we treat our women like princesses, we literally allow them to get away with blue blooded murder.

They have castrated us. And worse than that, we have just allowed mass scale immigration to occur, which is akin to being in a sex less marriage and introducing your wife to your friend Alpha Chad.

WHAT THE gently caress DID WE EXPECT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!!

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Mods change my name to Alpha Chad

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Fashionable Jorts posted:

"Beats by Dr. Dre" said no person who knows a drat thing about what kids are actually interested in.

to be fair, I was born in '92 and fuckin' everyone in my high school had those headphones, they were/are a big thing. Advertisements for them are EVERYWHERE.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



FlyinPingu posted:

to be fair, I was born in '92 and fuckin' everyone in my high school had those headphones, they were/are a big thing. Advertisements for them are EVERYWHERE.

I just mean the Dr. part. I don't think they've ever been called anything other than "Beats by Dre"

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Fashionable Jorts posted:

I just mean the Dr. part. I don't think they've ever been called anything other than "Beats by Dre"

That was my favorite part too.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE
He spent all those years earning the title Doctor, it would be rude not to address him correctly. Kids these days, no loving manners.

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Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Fashionable Jorts posted:

I just mean the Dr. part. I don't think they've ever been called anything other than "Beats by Dre"

ah yeah, you're right there. Then again, I've never heard them referred to as anything but "Beats" by actual human people :v:

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