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I've been either out with friends or sleeping for the past 45 hours, what'd ISNAKES N CAKES posted:This is the timeline: oh wow.
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:02 |
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Disillusionist posted:These jokes on Rubio's alleged bisexuality/homosexuality are funny and in no way homophobic. Keep em coming*. Rubio's bisexuality is a personal matter and no joke.
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:03 |
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I just adore how the mere presence of Trump has revealed the GOPe and their candidates as a bunch of sheltered pink boys having bubble blowing contests with each other over who gets to kill the Browns and drain the fluids from the poor, a bunch of dodo-men with no natural predators playing a sort of aristocratic nonce game with each other but never really facing any genuine threats to the assumptions that they were real politicians who knew, if nothing else, how to look like they had some Sort of skill or any knowledge of all what they were doing. And now they've been revealed to be a bunch of sponge brained dicks who, once their little facade is stripped away, couldn't sell ropes to a lynch mob.
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:08 |
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SNAKES N CAKES posted:2) Breitbart publishes exposé on Rubio "backstabbing" Chris Crane, an ICE officer and head of the ICE union, by allegedly lying to him repeatedly about the contents of the immigration bill and having him escorted out of a press conference in handcuffs. You'd have thought Breitbart would put a more positive spin on Rubio being tough on unions.
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:11 |
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Robotnik Nudes posted:I just adore how the mere presence of Trump has revealed the GOPe and their candidates as a bunch of sheltered pink boys having bubble blowing contests with each other over who gets to kill the Browns and drain the fluids from the poor, a bunch of dodo-men with no natural predators playing a sort of aristocratic nonce game with each other but never really facing any genuine threats to the assumptions that they were real politicians who knew, if nothing else, how to look like they had some
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:12 |
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SNAKES N CAKES posted:This is the timeline: This. Rubio is retarded.
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:12 |
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Rubio is a mess.
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:14 |
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Rubio is a waste
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:15 |
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Rubio is weak.
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:16 |
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Montasque posted:This. Rubio is retarded. The media could have still spun it away if he hadn't "written" an op-ed exclusively for them last week. He really hosed this one up.
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:18 |
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It's great that the GOP nominee will either be retard Rubio or His Most Heinous Trumpness.
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:18 |
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Rubio is the Republican Obama.
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:19 |
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Robotnik Nudes posted:I just adore how the mere presence of Trump has revealed the GOPe and their candidates as a bunch of sheltered pink boys having bubble blowing contests with each other over who gets to kill the Browns and drain the fluids from the poor, a bunch of dodo-men with no natural predators playing a sort of aristocratic nonce game with each other but never really facing any genuine threats to the assumptions that they were real politicians who knew, if nothing else, how to look like they had some Hmm...quite. I agree that Trump is having a salutory effect.
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:19 |
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Cnut the Great posted:Rubio is the Republican Obama. Difference: Obama is a smart guy who ran an incredible campaign.
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Jewel Repetition posted:Difference: Obama is a smart guy who ran an incredible campaign. Obama is really good at the charismatic speaker thing and Rubio comes off as a robotic drone.
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:21 |
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If Donald Trump quit now after what he's done to the Bushes and the GOP he'd be one of the greatest patriots in are history. Instead he's going to be president and...yeah...
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:21 |
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Is there any reason to think #Breitbartgate will actually be a thing?
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:22 |
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Robotnik Nudes posted:If Donald Trump quit now after what he's done to the Bushes and the GOP he'd be one of the greatest patriots in are history. there there, he wont be the president. hilary clinton will. we all know this. everybody knows it. trump did good.
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:24 |
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SNAKES N CAKES posted:This is the timeline: 5) nothing matters, Rubio gains +3
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:25 |
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Ramrod Hotshot posted:Is there any reason to think #Breitbartgate will actually be a thing? It will be a THING in the far-right media - Talk Radio, The Magazine and Blog sites, and of course Breitbart. nachos posted:5) nothing matters, Rubio gains +3 "Nothing matters" only applies to TRUMP! *hangs up phone.
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:25 |
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Rubio is going to keep playing by the same idiot rule book that strung has already burned up and pissed all over. And we all know that Rubio has limited RAM and is glitchy. He's the face of everything that Generates the resentment Trump feeds from. The same applies to Hillary, and Millenials gonna be mad and resentful as hell if Bernie doesn't get the nomination. Clouded the future is.
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:28 |
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Part of Rubio's appeal is that he's got Real Conservative credentials so it could be bad to dismiss a place like Breitbart. And also to dismiss conspiracy theories.
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:29 |
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Trump is the strongest GOP nominee since Reagan.
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:29 |
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Exit polls incoming! http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/live-south-carolina-gop-primary-exit-poll-analysis/story?id=37077219 Preliminary exit poll results from the South Carolina GOP primary have been released. Record turnout by conservatives and evangelicals is helping to shape the South Carolina Republican primary, along with vast support for Donald Trump’s stance on limiting the ability of Muslims to enter the country and substantial backing for deportation of undocumented immigrants. Preliminary exit poll results indicate that three-quarters of the state’s primary voters support temporarily banning Muslims who are not U.S. citizens from entering the United States. That’s even more than the support for this proposal among GOP voters in New Hampshire, 65 percent – a core support group for Trump in that state. Many fewer – but still more than four in 10 – favor deporting undocumented immigrants, another very strong group for Trump in New Hampshire. And, in another helpful result for Trump, four in 10 pick him among five top candidates as best able to handle the economy – twice as many as pick his nearest competitor on this issue, Ted Cruz. Other results are potentially helpful to other candidates. Eight in 10 GOP voters in South Carolina identify themselves as conservative, and four in 10 as very conservative – both on pace to set records in exit poll data in the state back to 1992. (In 2012, for example, 68 percent were conservatives.) Further in these preliminary results, nearly three-quarters of GOP voters identify themselves as born-again or evangelical Christians – again a record if it holds in final data, up from 65 percent in 2012. It was evangelicals who lifted Cruz to victory in Iowa; they made up 64 percent of voters there, vs. just 25 percent in New Hampshire, where Trump won. Additionally, nearly half say it matters “a great deal” to them that a candidate shares their religious beliefs – up very sharply from 26 percent in 2012. And the top candidate attribute voters are seeking is someone who “shares my values” – a weaker group for Trump in earlier contests, and a consistently better one for Cruz. It was the most-desired quality in New Hampshire and Iowa, as well. In one newly hotly debated issue, the exit poll asked voters which of five candidates they’d trust most to handle nominations to the U.S. Supreme Court. In preliminary results, they chiefly divide between Cruz, Trump and Marco Rubio on this question.
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:29 |
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I need exit polls in my life. I need chaos.
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:33 |
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I think South Carolina evangelicals are a lot different than Iowa evangelicals... Still that's a CRAZY number and could play into Cruz's ground game claims.
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:33 |
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Apart from Christie sending him into loop mode my favorite Rubio moment was when he tried to take a shot at Cruz about not being able to speak Spanish followed by Cruz dropping a load of Spanish on him. He's just a clueless dick.
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:34 |
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Montasque posted:I think South Carolina evangelicals are a lot different than Iowa evangelicals... Still that's a CRAZY number and could play into Cruz's ground game claims. In what way are they different? Other than SC's being Southern Baptists, presumably.
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:34 |
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BanjoFish posted:
Trump is winning the evangelical vote in South Carolina
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:40 |
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Phlegmish posted:In what way are they different? Other than SC's being Southern Baptists, presumably. Maybe it's less a religious than a regional difference, but Trump seems to be doing a lot better with SC evangelicals than he did with the Iowa evangelicals. Maybe it's because SC doesn't have a group of powerful evangelical kingmakers like Iowa had. Remember all those guys with the Dutch last names who went all in for Cruz? Ted don't have that in SC.
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:41 |
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Montasque posted:Maybe it's less a religious than a regional difference, but Trump seems to be doing a lot better with SC evangelicals than he did with the Iowa evangelicals. Maybe it's because SC doesn't have a group of powerful evangelical kingmakers like Iowa had. Remember all those guys with the Dutch last names who went all in for Cruz? Ted don't have that in SC. Yeah, I think Trump's working-class nationalism goes over relatively well with the base in SC, evangelical or not.
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:45 |
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Obviously this surge in evangelicals can only mean one thing. FRIEND BENMENTUM!
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:48 |
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Rubio's campaign has made a big mistake hyping up a second place finish IMO
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:50 |
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i think the big numbers in preliminary exit polls are more likely to be artifacts of low sample size than representative of reality, but it certainly wouldn't be unbelievable if a shitload of muslim-hating evangelicals showed up to the south carolina republican primary
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:52 |
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oystertoadfish posted:i think the big numbers in preliminary exit polls are more likely to be artifacts of low sample size than representative of reality, but it certainly wouldn't be unbelievable if a shitload of muslim-hating evangelicals showed up to the south carolina republican primary you mean "the south carolina primary happened"?
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:54 |
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BanjoFish posted:Obviously this surge in evangelicals can only mean one thing. Friendbentum is the only thing that could make the primary more ridiculous at this point, although I will be happy to be proven wrong.
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:56 |
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To think, Donald 'Two Corinthians' Trump, who is vaguely aware that the Bible is that book those guys like, is winning with conservative Christians.
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:56 |
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Jewel Repetition posted:Rubio's bisexuality is a personal matter and no joke. I disagree, consensual rear end-loving, along with farting, is pretty much the pinnacle of modern humor. T r a v i s posted:Friendbentum is the only thing that could make the primary more ridiculous at this point, although I will be happy to be proven wrong. You're wrong and you know it. In fact at this point I'm going to call Trump turning back into a pumpkin and the primary being completely normal would as the most ridiculous outcome possible.
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 23:58 |
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Jewel Repetition posted:It's great that the GOP nominee will either be retard Rubio or His Most Heinous Trumpness. It's important to keep reminding ourselves just how bad the field is.
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TheTatteredKing posted:It's important to keep reminding ourselves just how bad the field is. Same, but in the context of Jeb! I heard someone talking about Guac bowls while out and about today so I shouted some dumb bullshit about turtles and got some Trump poo poo in response. This election has made memes reality
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