Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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haitfais: Aug 7, 2005; I am offended by your ham, sir.

10 Beers posted:

Well, gosh, I'm sorry there, champ. I was just trying to let people know about it. People cross post in threads all the time.

Copy/pasting the exact same lovely no-effort post to three threads which are all being read by the same people is not crossposting. It's lazy spamming.

e: poo poo, new page. I was not prepared for this responsibilty.

# ? Feb 20, 2016 20:10

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# ? May 9, 2024 08:00

10 Beers: May 21, 2005; Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Chaos Hippy posted:

Copy/pasting the exact same lovely no-effort post to three threads which are all being read by the same people is not crossposting. It's lazy spamming.

e: poo poo, new page. I was not prepared for this responsibilty.

Okay. Fair enough, I suppose.

e: Does anyone have the panels of Taskmaster poo poo talking the daughters of Batroc and Tarantula on a roof? I think it's from Agent X.

10 Beers fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Feb 21, 2016

# ? Feb 21, 2016 00:46

KaosMachina: Oct 9, 2012; There's nothing special about me.

10 Beers posted:

Okay. Fair enough, I suppose.

e: Does anyone have the panels of Taskmaster poo poo talking the daughters of Batroc and Tarantula on a roof? I think it's from Agent X.

As far as I know, this is the only time that Batroc's daughter has ever shown up. Tarantula's too.
I want a story with the father-daughter Batroc pair. That'd be fun.

# ? Feb 21, 2016 21:06

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

KaosMachina posted:

As far as I know, this is the only time that Batroc's daughter has ever shown up. Tarantula's too.

They're dead. He killed them.

# ? Feb 21, 2016 22:03

KaosMachina: Oct 9, 2012; There's nothing special about me.

Discendo Vox posted:

They're dead. He killed them.

This is comics, and we've gone through at least two timeline fuckery events since then, how is that a problem?

# ? Feb 21, 2016 22:04

dordreff: Jul 16, 2013

KaosMachina posted:

This is comics, and we've gone through at least two timeline fuckery events since then, how is that a problem?

No-one cares about characters created for a one-off gay joke, probably.

# ? Feb 21, 2016 22:23

Work Friend Keven: Oct 24, 2015; I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD

They're the stars of my web-friendly millennial bait comic pitch where they're room mates & mercenaries.

# ? Feb 21, 2016 22:39

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

Work Friend Keven posted:

They're the stars of my web-friendly millennial bait comic pitch where they're room mates & mercenaries.

Two Broke Mercs.

# ? Feb 22, 2016 00:19

Teenage Fansub: Jan 28, 2006

Uncanny Inhumans #5

...

# ? Feb 22, 2016 01:14

JediTalentAgent: Jun 5, 2005; Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Gaz-L posted:

Two Broke Mercs.

Would "Two Broke Guerreras" also work?
(I don't know Spanish well enough to tell if I'm getting it right.)

# ? Feb 22, 2016 01:16

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

Work Friend Keven posted:

They're the stars of my web-friendly millennial bait comic pitch where they're room mates & mercenaries.

I'd read it.

# ? Feb 22, 2016 01:30

PicklePants: May 8, 2007; Woo!

Gaz-L posted:

Two Broke Mercs.

It'd be better than Two Mercs, a Deadpool and a Chimichanga Place.

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:25

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

*************
CLUTCH  NIXON
*************

The Hero We Need

I particularly like the crossed-knife-and-fork X-symbol.

(All images from Excalibur v1 #49)

# ? Feb 22, 2016 03:47

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Teenage Fansub posted:

Mad Sphincter

I chortled.

# ? Feb 22, 2016 04:15

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Teenage Fansub posted:

Uncanny Inhumans #5

What's up with captain Post-it-note-face?

# ? Feb 22, 2016 17:01

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

I find this note in Spawn/Batman amusing because:
-People apparently really cared about how Spawn fits into the DC universe.
-They "fix" this by putting him in the DKR universe! I'd say that's even more confusing.
-Now that Angela is part of the Marvel universe, Marvel is part of the DKR universe? And since Marvel and DC have crossed over numerous times, well, the initial note is now false.

The book is made up of approximately 80% capes on every page.

# ? Feb 22, 2016 17:09

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

CzarChasm posted:

What's up with captain Post-it-note-face?

He's an inhuman called Flagman and his power falls in to that "pretty drat useless" category some inhuman/mutant powers tend to do where it looks like a Party City just threw up on his drat face.

# ? Feb 22, 2016 17:12

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

At least he always has a piece of paper if you gotta jot something down.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 10:17

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Truly, an abomination of genetics, worthy only of hate and fear.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 19:42

ecavalli: Nov 18, 2012

Ygolonac posted:

Dozens of Marvel Zombies books, yet we can't get ONE Punisaur mini-series? Our reality is bullshit.

# ? Feb 24, 2016 06:55

Teenage Fansub: Jan 28, 2006

Batman flying around punching shadows from the Mobius Chair in today's Justice League #48.

# ? Feb 24, 2016 12:20

Norns: Nov 21, 2011; Senior Shitposting Strategist

Teenage Fansub posted:

Batman flying around punching shadows from the Mobius Chair in today's Justice League #48.

The chair has been great. I couldn't stop laughing at the first issue it was in. Just an issue full of Batman staring at people sitting. I really lost it when he had his giant rear end chair parked in a tiny apartment.

# ? Feb 24, 2016 13:40

usenet celeb 1992: Jun 1, 2000; he thought quoting borges would make him popular

that's one hell of a way to rip on DiDio's "Batman can't sit" rule

# ? Feb 24, 2016 15:25

redbackground: Sep 24, 2007; BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!; Grimey Drawer

minimalist posted:

that's one hell of a way to rip on DiDio's "Batman can't sit" rule

Batman can't sit?! He's gonna sit for an entire goddamn storyline!

(also it wasn't Didio, it was some Bat-editor)

# ? Feb 24, 2016 15:39

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

redbackground posted:

Batman can't sit?! He's gonna sit for an entire goddamn storyline!

(also it wasn't Didio, it was some Bat-editor)

...what about the vehicles? Was the Batmobile banned under that editor?

# ? Feb 24, 2016 18:28

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Gaz-L posted:

...what about the vehicles? Was the Batmobile banned under that editor?

http://youtubedoubler.com/hGxj

# ? Feb 24, 2016 19:17

WickedHate: Aug 1, 2013; by Lowtax

There was a lot of arguing about the page where Superman talks to a night guard and if he was being sincerely nice or just a sarcastic rear end in a top hat. Well, a recent issue of Batman/Superman has given us an inarguable example of the greatest super smugness to ever be published:

# ? Feb 25, 2016 02:51

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Squirrel Girl has fun with a limited range time machine.

Also

# ? Feb 25, 2016 03:31

Captain Bravo: Feb 16, 2011; An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

SynthOrange posted:

God drat I love squirrel girl. :3:

# ? Feb 25, 2016 10:36

Cangelosi: Nov 17, 2004; "It's cute," he said to himself warily, "but it's not normal."

SynthOrange posted:

Also

"STOP! Stop crawling up Doom's miniskirt, vexing squirrels! Bad touch! BAD TOUCH!"

# ? Feb 25, 2016 17:25

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

I didn't notice originally that the pink-dressed SG Doom has thrown off is in the exact same position and pose as the squirrel from the original Ditko panel.

(I got the dialogue callback, though.)

# ? Feb 25, 2016 17:29

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Gaz-L posted:

I didn't notice originally that the pink-dressed SG Doom has thrown off is in the exact same position and pose as the squirrel from the original Ditko panel.

(I got the dialogue callback, though.)

looking, like half the SGs seem to be aping the squirrels in the original panel, position and pose wise, including the two in front of him, both with arched backs looking to the right. This is actually a little bit amazing.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 00:35

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

# ? Feb 26, 2016 08:11

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Choco1980 posted:

looking, like half the SGs seem to be aping the squirrels in the original panel, position and pose wise, including the two in front of him, both with arched backs looking to the right. This is actually a little bit amazing.

I only just noticed the one chewing on his head. :allears:

# ? Feb 26, 2016 08:28

Teenage Fansub: Jan 28, 2006

Detective Comics #339

# ? Feb 26, 2016 10:05

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Quick Robin! I might have just killed a man! Off to get the Bat-Ether and make sure that brain swelling turns out to be fatal!

Teenage Fansub posted:

Batman flying around punching shadows from the Mobius Chair in today's Justice League #48.

Wasn't there a panel later where they are all flying away from some horrible thing and Batman is just holding one dude by hand, like "gently caress you, this is my giant chair, and you assholes aren't touching it, and god help you if you try and sit down on it."

Stupid_Sexy_Flander fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Feb 26, 2016

# ? Feb 26, 2016 13:22

KaosMachina: Oct 9, 2012; There's nothing special about me.

The Darkseid War is an extended battle over who gets the most comfy chair in existence.

# ? Feb 27, 2016 02:24

Teenage Fansub: Jan 28, 2006

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Wasn't there a panel later where they are all flying away from some horrible thing and Batman is just holding one dude by hand, like "gently caress you, this is my giant chair, and you assholes aren't touching it, and god help you if you try and sit down on it."

# ? Feb 27, 2016 02:50

Norns: Nov 21, 2011; Senior Shitposting Strategist

I hope he never leaves the chair. Cracks me up every time.

# ? Feb 27, 2016 02:55

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# ? May 9, 2024 08:00

zoux: Apr 28, 2006; Can't post for 4 hours!

So uh what's going on with the Justice League

# ? Feb 27, 2016 05:47

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