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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
To be taken with a lot of salt:

https://twitter.com/HowieCarrShow/status/701185873677840384

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Juan Ellis Bush

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Why is Bernie doing so badly with black people?

He hates them

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


What the gently caress Bernie where is my $27 quote?!

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Why is Bernie doing so badly with black people?

His grandfather owned slaves.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



mannerup posted:

Juan Ellis Bush

Haha

Even R-thread goons didn't think of that one

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Why is Bernie doing so badly with black people?

Black people hate jews

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014



memy posted:

Black people hate jews

Correct

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Why is Bernie doing so badly with black people?

Because Bill Clinton was the first black president

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

memy posted:

Black people hate jews

...Is that true?

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/FoxBusiness/status/701188458325393408

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

STAC Goat posted:

I assumed it's just something you have to pick up on if you ever care about anything happening nationally like politics, sports, live events, or whatever

after putting dozens of seconds of thought into it i agree with this

and if you only care about the time difference once a year you probably just forget, especially if you're probably drunk at the time and/or watching your local coverage

i remember watching univision cover mexican new years at 1 am in my childhood <3 timezones

we should probably all just use one time zone, it wouldnt take that long to figure your local poo poo out and then indiana could stop whining so much

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Young Black people love Bernie. A lot of older folks simply don't get their info from the net like the kids do. And they remember that the 90's were good times.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Bernie keeps asking black people for about three fiddy.

Guy Montag
Jun 24, 2005

The Saurus posted:

...Is that true?

Like all gross generalizations, yes of course it is. As a fan of Trump you should know that.

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand
What was the split in Iowa?

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

The Saurus posted:

...Is that true?

It's happened

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crown_Heights_riot

Subvisual Haze
Nov 22, 2003

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Why is Bernie doing so badly with black people?

They just need someone to explain to them that if they were at all rational they would be supporting Bernie.

AllanGordon
Jan 26, 2010

by Shine

The Saurus posted:

...Is that true?

jews were a major part of the slave trade

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Logikv9 posted:

I can't tell if I like "Rubiomentum" or "Rubementum" versus "Marcomentum" because the latter always looks like "Macromentum" which sounds vaguely scientific.

I'm hoping the robot gets stomped purely because he is still the best chance the Republicans have at the Presidency. Make it harder for him :getin:

The Marcometer is all out of wack again!

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Why is Bernie doing so badly with black people?

When he talks about racism, he always relates it back to economic inequality and has, if not stated, heavily implied that economic equality is the solution to racism. Most black people believe it goes beyond that.

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

Subvisual Haze posted:

They just need someone to explain to them that if they were at all rational they would be supporting Bernie.

they just need to meet him!

Guy Montag
Jun 24, 2005


Maybe my impression of him was wrong but I would've though Carson would pull his support disproportionately from Evangelicals and Rubio would do less well than Trump and Cruz?

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Doctor Candiru posted:

What was the split in Iowa?

34 Cruz, 22 Trump, 21 Rubio, 12 Carson

https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/politics/2016-election/primaries/iowa-entrance-poll/

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Howie Carr is the worst non-child molester to ever work in Boston.

Mr. Boogie
Apr 1, 2013

Is a meat patty something or nothing?
wake me when Jeb wins

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Mr. Boogie posted:

wake me when Jeb wins

RIP

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Howie Carr is the worst non-child molester to ever work in Boston.

he sure is, that fat bastard

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
One year from now, "hey you guys remember campaign Hillary? " :smith:

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

Guy Montag posted:

Maybe my impression of him was wrong but I would've though Carson would pull his support disproportionately from Evangelicals and Rubio would do less well than Trump and Cruz?

i bet even in this dataset carson does pull disproportionately from evangelicals, he probably gets less than 7% of the non-evangelical vote for a total of some single-digit %

it's interesting that trump and cruz are basically identical, probably good for trump since you'd imagine non-evangelicals would support trump at a higher rate

but there should probably be very large error bars on these bar graphs

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

One year from now, "hey you guys remember campaign Hillary? :smith:

hopefully it's president hillary

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

One year from now, "hey you guys remember campaign Hillary? " :smith:

She evolved.

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

Guy Montag posted:

Maybe my impression of him was wrong but I would've though Carson would pull his support disproportionately from Evangelicals and Rubio would do less well than Trump and Cruz?

I think people, even evangelicals, are forgetting Dr. Carson is even a candidate anymore.

He drops out next, then Bush.

Guy Montag
Jun 24, 2005

oystertoadfish posted:

i bet even in this dataset carson does pull disproportionately from evangelicals, he probably gets less than 7% of the non-evangelical vote for a total of some single-digit %

it's interesting that trump and cruz are basically identical, probably good for trump since you'd imagine non-evangelicals would support trump at a higher rate

but there should probably be very large error bars on these bar graphs

Someone in the GOP Primary thread that southern evangelicals tend to be more of the bloodthirsty 'murica types so that would account for Trump doing better with them in SC.

Mystery Goomba
Jun 4, 2011
Do the Republicans have an "official" results page like the Dems did with nvcaucuses.com?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Guy Montag posted:

Maybe my impression of him was wrong but I would've though Carson would pull his support disproportionately from Evangelicals and Rubio would do less well than Trump and Cruz?

Rubio has been saying a bunch of insane and reprehensible poo poo to win them over all throughout his campaign.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

One year from now, "hey you guys remember campaign Hillary? " :smith:

This would be cool because then it means we'd have universal health care and no war in the middle east all those other things she said were impossible.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Pakled posted:

When he talks about racism, he always relates it back to economic inequality and has, if not stated, heavily implied that economic equality is the solution to racism. Most black people believe it goes beyond that.

Interesting, thanks

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Hit me with those sweet, sweet results!

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/ConsultReid/status/701193850874941440

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