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Ribsauce posted:I might have to e-mail this to all the other campaigns. We gotta get this to come up in the next debate. This stuff is all pretty well-known. Hell, his anti-Bush, anti-Iraq-War stuff is the most appealing thing about him (to me).
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:Seriously, I know poo poo about fashion, yet I feel more qualified than Ralph. I'd really like to see where he gets these outfits for Howard and how much he's robbing the man for. I worked clothing retail. Getting someone's measurements is one of the most basic things floor staff are trained to do. Floor staff will even offer to do it for you if you start trying on the fancy display shirts (you know, the ones where they're folded neatly and pinned to a cardboard rectangle) so you'll stop making a mess. Literally all Ralph has to do to improve Howard's look is measure his neck and shoulders and then buy a shitload of shirts in that size for Howard to try on. Half the reason Howard is hiring Ralph is so he can return whatever he doesn't like anyway. It boggles my mind that Ralph could not even put in that much effort.
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prefect posted:The chin is what I don't get. I swear it gets longer and sticks out in front farther every year. Because he gets his necks pulled in.
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Feb 19, 2016 01:49
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Howard wants to look like this guy:
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cumshitter posted:I worked clothing retail. Getting someone's measurements is one of the most basic things floor staff are trained to do. Floor staff will even offer to do it for you if you start trying on the fancy display shirts (you know, the ones where they're folded neatly and pinned to a cardboard rectangle) so you'll stop making a mess. But Ralph has learned the secret that everyone else knows. Howard will pay you lots of money for menial, half rear end jobs. Just like the guy who got $300 for hooking up a DVD player. I seem to recall that Ralph just goes to some store near Howard's apartment because of how little effort is needed.
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Bonzo posted:But Ralph has learned the secret that everyone else knows. Howard will pay you lots of money for menial, half rear end jobs. Just like the guy who got $300 for hooking up a DVD player. Didnt he pay someone like 9000 to mount a TV for him. Thats crazy.
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Feb 19, 2016 02:58
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I hope Ralph writes a tell all. I really doubt he will unless he's really hard up for money and maybe Stamos dies.
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That kind of wealth and the drive to fit in with Hamptons-type people and he buys off the rack poo poo that doesn't fit. I don't mean the kind of doesn't fit you get from off the rack clothing where it needs some light tailoring to look nice, I mean that is 100% sized wrong for him.
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"Donald Trump acknowledged Thursday that he "could have" signaled support for invading Iraq during a 2002 interview with Howard Stern. "It was probably the first time I was asked that question," the GOP presidential front-runner told CNN's Anderson Cooper during a South Carolina town hall. "By the time the war started, I was against the war." He also noted he "wasn't a politician" at the time of the interview."
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Shes Not Impressed posted:He also noted he "wasn't a politician" at the time of the interview." Same could be said about any interview he's ever given.  EDIT: Man, it's kind of surreal to hear that clip of Howard talking about visiting Youporn on New Years, and Eric recommends Redtube. I literally work on both sites most days. Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Feb 19, 2016 |
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Feb 20, 2016 00:14
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He's sitting across from a gagged and bound child.
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BobbyK posted:He's sitting across from a gagged and bound child. actually i like to touch
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Feb 20, 2016 00:28
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"You'll be the 81st!"
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Feb 20, 2016 00:32
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BobbyK posted:He's sitting across from a gagged and bound child. 
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Feb 20, 2016 00:38
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What would he even get at KFC? Ill have plain chicken no skin please.
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Feb 20, 2016 01:43
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It's like someone said 'let's put Stephen King and Urkel's DNA together, and toss in a little bit of Minnesota for flavor.' And then just added a shitload of rapist.
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Feb 20, 2016 03:01
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Hey look, its the last thing Jonbenet Ramsey saw
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Feb 20, 2016 08:30
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I bet he's getting his 81st blow job under the table
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Feb 20, 2016 08:40
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Yeah, Jon Hein. He's the nerd who wrote Jump The Shark.
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Feb 20, 2016 15:15
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He's got "gently caress you" money.
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Feb 20, 2016 15:59
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$100 VIP tickets for a 90 minute show of complete has-beens, guaranteed terrible beer and all the lovely food you can eat.  
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Feb 21, 2016 04:58
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bookkc@aol.com? Really?
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YeahTubaMike posted:bookkc@aol.com? Really? NICE! Not really  That reminds me, the funniest thing HPE ever did was impersonate KC when talking to ETM.
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Feb 21, 2016 06:30
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The poster looks like it was created in 1999 which I suppose is appropriate. KC fuckin' Armstrong headlining above Jackie and Bob Levy. Holy mackeral.
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Axe Rodney a ketchen
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Feb 21, 2016 07:27
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You know what I hate?? You know when you wet your bed and the phone rings? I HATE THAT! You know what I hate?? When you're on a plane having sex and the pilot pushes you off his lap so he can land the plane. I HATE THAT!
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Jesus... the absolute pathetic desperation is ooozing from this. It's just a masterpiece... the AOL email address, the washed-up nobodies... Weirdly enough that's a pretty good deal for AYCE food and unlimited beer and a shirt, except that you have to suffer through this abortion of a show to get it. 
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Feb 21, 2016 08:37
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Who is Mike Gillingham?
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Ahahaha I didn't even notice that, that's fantastic. Come watch these Stern show has-beens roast an even bigger nobody!
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KC posed for gay photographs
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This is a joke flier, right? Isn't the entire point of roasts picking on someone everybody knows? So jokes about their character are understood? I would probably actually go to this, what a shitshow. It'd be hilarious.
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Crotch Bat posted:$100 VIP tickets for a 90 minute show of complete has-beens, guaranteed terrible beer and all the lovely food you can eat. Poor, poor Jackie. Why couldn't he have saved more of his money? 
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Grant DaNasty posted:You know what I hate?? You know when you wet your bed and the phone rings? I would absolutely go see KCs You Know What I Hate routine if it was 20 bucks admission and he threw Gorilla and Levy off the bill.
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prefect posted:Poor, poor Jackie. Why couldn't he have saved more of his money? At first, I honestly didn't even realize that was Jackie in his photo. KC has a history with photographs, but come on.
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Feb 21, 2016 14:45
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I assume Grillo will be the one serving drinks because the guy is one of the least funny people on the planet.
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kylej posted:I assume Grillo will be the one serving drinks because the guy is one of the least funny people on the planet. Top. Shelf. LIGGA.
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prefect posted:Poor, poor Jackie. Why couldn't he have saved more of his money? Even the picture of him they choose to use in the flier is depressing. You can see the sadness in his eyes. gently caress Jackie.
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JB50 posted:Didnt he pay someone like 9000 to mount a TV for him.
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Two Kings posted:Top. Shelf. LIGGA. YOU DIDN'T BUY A SINGLE loving ROUND FOR ANYONE. SO SHUT THE gently caress UP. AS SOMEONE WHO WAS A SEVEN YEAR INTERN WHO KNOOOWS THAT THESE GUYS DON'T MAKE ANY MONEY, TO SIT AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEM AND NOT EVEN BUY A SINGLE. loving. BUYBACK. OH! I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF YOU? I'M GONNA BUY YOU A SHOT? WHATEVER THEN YOU SHOULDNT HAVE MADE AN OFFER THAT YOU COULDN'T STAND UP TO. CUZ WE COULD HAVE GONE TO THE PLAY RIGHT DOWN THE STREET AND SPENT A THIRD OF THAT loving MONEY AND HAD TWICE AS MANY DRINKS YOURE FULL OF poo poo, YOU MADE EMPTY PROMISES THAT YOU WERE NOT WILLING TO COME THROUGH ON. YOURE FULL OF poo poo. THATS WHY YOU WERE A SEVEN YEAR INTERN AND THATS WHY ALL YOURE DOING IS TENDING BAR. gently caress YOU. None of us will go back there so you take that credit, you take that loving credit Grillo and you wear it like a badge of honor.
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