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TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
He's literally standing in an offside position the entire time. How can the linesman possibly get that wrong

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Good goal that.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
If real play like this in April they are going to get crushed.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Malaga is fun to watch and Navas is pretty good.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
Remember when they tried too ditch Navas before they forgot to submit paperwork in time? They don't deserve the guy.

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)
Malaga deserved three points there.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
RM are nine (9) points behind Barca.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Suqit posted:

Malaga deserved three points there.

Agreed.

And Real are ten points behind since any tie breaker is currently going to Barça. (I doubt they will give up four goals at home to this team)

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

The squad is so imbalanced lol

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Hegay posted:

The squad is so imbalanced lol

Don't worry, Flo is going to spend €120m on Pogba this summer.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

El Hefe posted:

Don't worry, Flo is going to spend €120m on Pogba this summer.

El Hefe my friend, I think Florentino Perez might be.. bad???

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Florentino Perez managing to be worse than the director circus that has been going on at Barca is incredible.

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011

El Hefe posted:

RM are nine (9) points behind Barca.

Are they doing worse than under Benitez?

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

tekz posted:

Are they doing worse than under Benitez?

Nah, Barca is just doing way better. Zidane has 2 draws and 4 wins not including the Champions League match and Madrid has scored 24 goals during his time as manager (7 games). (Rafas last 7 games had 2 losses and 1 draw)

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
So tldr, they are doing one point better. Impressive.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
RM's problems are easily identifiable, one is called Florentino Perez and the other Lionel Messi.

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe
With a couple more stupid penalties Ronaldo might at least win his ego trophy.

Ape Gone Insane
Dec 10, 2010

tekz posted:

Are they doing worse than under Benitez?

8 first games under Zidane: 6 Wins, 2 Draws, Goal Difference: +20.
8 first games under Benítez: 6 Wins, 2 Draws, Goal Difference: +19.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
Looks like Neville is not a foreign myth after all.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Villarreal v Atletico Madrid is on lads

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

El Hefe posted:

Villarreal v Atletico Madrid is on lads
:effort:

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
it ended 0-0 so great result for the Barca boys

+8 on Atletico and +9 on RM and they face each other next weekend so hoping for another draw there

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Hegay posted:

The squad is so imbalanced lol

I said this when Rafa was managing and you said it wasn't, that you were doing badly because of Rafa.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Real don't have a style. That's the big problem. Barca have triangles, AM have discipline. Real have a collection of good players but no cohesion.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Ewar Woowar posted:

I said this when Rafa was managing and you said it wasn't, that you were doing badly because of Rafa.

Everyone hates Rafa except for Liverpool fans. He's a fat fraud playing boring football. Zidane is a hot cool guy

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
You know who's a good manager and someone who everyone likes? Carlo Ancelotti.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

El Hefe posted:

You know who's a good manager and someone who everyone likes? Carlo Ancelotti.

Agreed.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Hegay posted:

Everyone hates Rafa except for Liverpool fans. He's a fat fraud playing boring football. Zidane is a hot cool guy

I'd imagine Valencia quite like Rafa.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Ewar Woowar posted:

I'd imagine Valencia quite like Rafa.

Their fan block put up some stuff in reverence when he played Valencia I think, so most certainly.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
attn: hegav

https://twitter.com/marca/status/702287893449089029

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Attacking midfielder definitely seems like the area that Real need to spend a fortune strengthening.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012


Lol, while Pogba is amazing and I wouldn't mind it that much if Madrid paid like €50m for him and strengthened some other areas but he's gonna cost like €100m+ and mean that Isco or Modric leaves, which is insanely gay.

Madrid needs a Busquet to help the defence but unfortunately I can't really think of players in the same mould as Busquets

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Zidane can have Pogba when he goes home to Juve after he's whistled out of the Bernabeu in a few months for not winning anything.

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Hegay posted:

Lol, while Pogba is amazing and I wouldn't mind it that much if Madrid paid like €50m for him and strengthened some other areas but he's gonna cost like €100m+ and mean that Isco or Modric leaves, which is insanely gay.

Madrid needs a Busquet to help the defence but unfortunately I can't really think of players in the same mould as Busquets

Xabi...

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Suqit posted:

Xabi...

Pep took Thiago from us but taking Xabi from RM really hurt them, a lot.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Madrid's unwavering confidence in the perennial world FIFA XI defender Sergio Ramos is the gift that keeps on giving.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Suqit posted:

Xabi...

True but he's 34. I think Thiago or Lahm might be the closest to Busquets?

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Hegay posted:

True but he's 34. I think Thiago or Lahm might be the closest to Busquets?

Howson

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Hegay posted:

True but he's 34. I think Thiago or Lahm might be the closest to Busquets?


Why did Real get rid of Xabi anyway? He was one of your best players and it's not like you got much money for him

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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Atletico's defense is pretty good but their attack is terrible, thankfully RM are poo poo too but I can't see them getting a result in the Bernabeu this Saturday if RM has Benzema back.

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