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Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.

El Hefe posted:

USA definitely got the toughest group

We always get tough groups, at least for the few major tournaments we been in.

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hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
Are they going to count points per match won and goals or detained delegates and RICOs ?

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'


Giovanni_Sinclair posted:

We always get tough groups, at least for the few major tournaments we been in.

though Colombian players have either turned to poo poo lately like James, gone to China like Jackson or gotten/stayed injured like Falcao so maybe it won't be that hard for USA.

El Hefe fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Feb 22, 2016

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

El Hefe posted:




though Colombian players have either turned to poo poo lately like James, gone to China like Jackson or gotten/stayed injured like Falcao so maybe it won't be that hard for USA.

All they need is one garbageman to put the ball within a few meters of Bacca, friend.

If Brazil doesn't win every game in that group then lol.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



I like that group A, great challenge.

Ecuador are cool and good and will beat Brazil imo

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
grêmio sucks and is bad and should close its football department and focus on something we have a chance to win i dunno make a csgo team or something

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Colombia is still much better than the US. Our (ew, but true) best chance is in the fact that Costa Rica hasn't beaten the United States in the US since like Y2K or something

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
The president of the Venezuelan football federation came out to say they are completely broke and they have no money to pay the players to get them to come to play with the national team, most of our players in Europe went on strike and the reason is obviously because they are not getting paid and they aren't getting sent a jet to pick them up anymore...

If we go to the Copa America Centenario is because CONMEBOL directly pays the players or our insanely corrupt federation.

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

i don't see jamaica getting a single point. F*ck

Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.
New FIFA president also mean a new round of Mexican Soccer/Football so here is the weekly Liga MX post of the week.

Last week Results

Puebla 3 - 2 Dorados
Pumas 1 - 1 Santos Laguna
América 3 - 3 Cruz Azul
Atlas 1 - 0 Pachuca
Chiapas 1 - 1 Guadalajara
León 5 - 1 Toluca
Monterrey 5 - 1 Veracruz
Querétaro 2 - 2 Tigres UANL
Tijuana 1 - 1 Morelia

Round 7 of the 2016 Clausura (all times CST/-6UTC)

Friday, February 26, 2016

9:30 PM

Veracruz v Pumas

Saturday, February 27, 2016

5:00 PM

Cruz Azul v Monterrey

7:00 PM

Santos Laguna v Puebla

7:00 PM

Tigres UANL v América

8:06 PM

León v Chiapas

8:30 PM

Morelia v Querétaro

9:00 PM

Dorados v Atlas

9:00 PM

Toluca v Pachuca

Sunday, February 28, 2016

5:00 PM

Guadalajara v Tijuana


Current Table

Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.
Sorry for missing the normal friday post but I forgot about it as I was busy doing stuff I think, anyway here's the weekly Liga MX post of the week. Also it the start of the MLS season which we will see which teams will get killed by the Liga MX teams in a year or two times in the CONCACAF Champions League.

Last week Results

Guadalajara 1 - 1 Tijuana
Cruz Azul 4 - 0 Monterrey
Dorados 2 - 1 Atlas
León 1 - 3 Chiapas
Morelia 1 - 1 Querétaro
Santos Laguna 1 - 1 Puebla
Tigres UANL 4 - 1 América
Toluca 0 - 1 Pachuca
Veracruz 0 - 0 Pumas

This week Results

Tijuana 0 - 0 León

Round 8 of the 2016 Clausura (all times CST/-6UTC)

Saturday, March 5, 2016

5:00 PM

América v Morelia

6:30 PM

Querétaro v Guadalajara

7:00 PM

Monterrey v Tigres UANL

8:06 PM

Pachuca v Dorados

8:30 PM

Atlas v Santos Laguna

9:00 PM

Chiapas v Toluca

Sunday, March 6, 2016

12:00 PM

Pumas v Cruz Azul

5:00 PM

Puebla v Veracruz

Current Table

Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.
While there was a El Clasico last weekend it ended up in draw ( I only really caught the last min or two ) but no fear there's another El Clasico this week as Chivas take on Club America this Sunday night which means it's time for the weekly Liga MX post of the week.

Last week Results

Puebla 1 - 1 Veracruz
Pumas 2 - 2 Cruz Azul
América 4 - 1 Morelia
Atlas 1 - 2 Santos Laguna
Chiapas 3 - 2 Toluca
Monterrey 1 - 0 Tigres UANL
Pachuca 2 - 2 Dorados
Querétaro 0 - 2 Guadalajara
Tijuana 0 - 0 León

Round 8 of the 2016 Clausura (all times CST/-6UTC and CDT/-5UTC)

Friday, March 11, 2016

9:30 PM

Santos Laguna v Pachuca

9:30 PM

Veracruz v Atlas

Saturday, March 12, 2016

5:00 PM
Cruz Azul v Puebla

7:00 PM

Tigres UANL v Pumas

8:06 PM

León v Querétaro

8:30 PM

Morelia v Monterrey

9:00 PM
Chiapas v Tijuana

Sunday, March 13, 2016

2:00 PM

Toluca v Dorados

8:30 PM

Guadalajara v América

Current Table

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Rodrigo Mora's goal today in The Strongest v River Plate was amazing.

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
So Sao Paulo is playing in Venezuela against Trujillanos and before the kick off they played the Argentine anthem. LOL
I'll never understand the need to play national anthem at club games.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

hecko posted:

So Sao Paulo is playing in Venezuela against Trujillanos and before the kick off they played the Argentine anthem. LOL

Lol, but are you watching it delayed or something? The game was at the same time than the River one.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

El Hefe posted:

Rodrigo Mora's goal today in The Strongest v River Plate was amazing.

It was, I could only find it in poo poo quality though so not posting it.

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
Not watching either, just saw it on the news.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

hecko posted:

Not watching either, just saw it on the news.

Maybe it's because now that Dilma is coming down Macri will take over Brazil too.

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?

Polidoro posted:

Maybe it's because now that Dilma is coming down Paul Singer will take over Brazil too.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fagner_(futebolista)

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Fagner, Pato and Elano all come in for a huge party.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

I see your fagner and raise you a marica https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%C3%A9rgio_Silva_de_Souza_J%C3%BAnior

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

well this guy is more well known

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ciprian_Marica

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?

El Hefe posted:

Fagner, Pato and Elano all come in for a huge party.

Imagine watching Elano, Lamela and Kaka playing together. :allears:

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Watch Portland Timbers with Spanish commentators and pray for Lucas Melano to do a clearance, it is magical when you hear a narrator say "revienta Melano" without realizing what he's saying. Or maybe he did realize, not kink shaming.

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012
And how about that Atletico Mineiro, huh? Only Atletico Nacional has been playing better, and even then Atletico Mineiro hasn't had a single match at full strength yes.

Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.
Next week is a World Cup qualifying and unlike the MLS where they will have 3 round 4 matches Liga MX will have the week off other than a make up game between Morelia and Chiapas, anyway time for the weekly Liga MX post of the week.

Last week Results

Guadalajara 1 - 2 América
Toluca 3 - 0 Dorados
Chiapas 1 - 2 Tijuana
Cruz Azul 1 - 1 Puebla
León 2 - 0 Querétaro
Morelia 1 - 3 Monterrey
Tigres UANL 0 - 0 Pumas
Santos Laguna 3 - 2 Pachuca
Veracruz 3 - 2 Atlas


Round 9 ( and a extra makeup game during World Cup qualifying week) of the 2016 Clausura (all times CDT/-5UTC)

Friday, March 18, 2016

8:30 PM

Querétaro v Chiapas

10:30 PM

Tijuana v Toluca

Saturday, March 19, 2016

6:00 PM

América v León

8:00 PM

Monterrey v Guadalajara

9:06 PM

Pachuca v Veracruz

9:30 PM

Atlas v Cruz Azul

10:00 PM

Dorados v Santos Laguna

Sunday, March 20, 2016

1:00 PM

Pumas v Morelia

6:00 PM

Puebla v Tigres UANL

Saturday, March 26, 2016

9:30 PM

Morelia v Chiapas

Current Table

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Fox Sports 2 are now narrating FIFA 16 matches live at least I just noticed this poo poo now.

loving lmao

of course it's done by Mexicans narrators who must want to kill themselves after they're done lol

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

El Hefe posted:

Fox Sports 2 are now narrating FIFA 16 matches live at least I just noticed this poo poo now.

loving lmao

of course it's done by Mexicans narrators who must want to kill themselves after they're done lol

Apparently Alexi Lalas was doing this in English in America. loving lmao

Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.

Gigi Galli posted:

Apparently Alexi Lalas was doing this in English in America. loving lmao

Yep, it was weird watching it on a major sport channel but I guess it better than watch DOTA or Heroes of the Storm bracket announcement on ESPN a few weeks ago.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




is this the place to discuss the WC qualifiers? Colombia-Argentina is...okay, I guess.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
The qualifiers are tomorrow

Bolivia - Colombia
Ecuador - Paraguay
Chile - Argentina

and the big match of the evening and the one we've all been waiting for:

Peru - Venezuela

and then on Friday we have one no one cares about:

Brazil - Uruguay

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
I'm still angry

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
That was fast

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
My stream for this shitshow is terrible but the Arabic Bein commentator yelled out "DRAC-U-LA Suarez!!!" at one point and brought it all home, to me, a person not in Brazil right at the minute.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
This endless Luis on Luiz violence must be stopped.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Suarez is a beast

Redczar
Nov 9, 2011

:eyepop: That Venezuela goal

https://streamable.com/gv7x

Redczar fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Mar 30, 2016

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
That was an ill pass from Suarez

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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Venezuela wouldn't win a game even if they offered $100m to each player per win.

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