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Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

hey, uh, guys? Cena and Rollins tried this exact strategy a little over a year ago, and it ended... not well

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Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

HOLY poo poo

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

so, "Brock, just be yourself."

Once during a meeting at Titan Towers they told Brock to visualize somebody innocently driving down the road past his property.

They had to rebuild Titan Towers.

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Squall posted:

Brock Lesnar's one weakness!

Sable held him up by his dick when she dipped him into the river Styx.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
:gonk:

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?
One table does nothing to Brock. At least put him through the other one too.

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."

Electric Lady posted:

I'm a dumb bitch who doesn't know anything about wrestling, but why the gently caress would a low blow be legal in a triple threat? Are they all NO DQ or something? Is this one NO DQ and I missed it?

Triple threat matches are all no-DQ.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Dean kicks Roman to a loving MASSIVE POP

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...
Roman busting his shoulder on that spear would be hilarious.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

tecnocrat posted:

Sable held him up by his dick when she dipped him into the river Styx.

Ahahaha, niiiice.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Crowd going NUTS for Ambrose. loving LISTEN VINCE :argh:

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Electric Lady posted:

I'm a dumb bitch who doesn't know anything about wrestling, but why the gently caress would a low blow be legal in a triple threat? Are they all NO DQ or something? Is this one NO DQ and I missed it?

for some reason triple threats are no dq. i've never really understood it but it's how it's been forever.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
That powerbomb is so lopsided without Seth :smith:

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Haha that guy in the crowd wearing two unicorn horns like the Ox King

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
Booooooooooooooooo

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

THE PEOPLE WANT AMBROSE DAMMIT

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Manic_Misanthrope posted:

"He punched me in the dick. Why? Why did he punch me in the dick?"

"Why does EVERYONE punch me in the dick?"

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Cardboard Box posted:

for some reason triple threats are no dq. i've never really understood it but it's how it's been forever.

who is declared winner in a DQ

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
super echo

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Wicked clothesline? Have we renamed it again, Cole?

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
I mean for the story to make sense Roman HAS to win right?

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
No you fools Brock's gonna get back up and murder you both

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
Boooooooooooo

Electric Lady
Mar 21, 2010

To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things

Dexo posted:

Yeah Triple Threats unless stated are no DQ

At least I learned something new tonight. Thanks!

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
VROOM!
YEAH!
VROOM!
YEAH!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

WACKY LINE

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Striking Yak posted:

No you fools Brock's gonna get back up and murder you both

They're counting on the Wyatts

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
Roman will never be over

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

Big Queefy posted:

THE PEOPLE WANT AMBROSE DAMMIT

It is because he owns

That Dang Dad
Apr 23, 2003

Well I am
over-fucking-whelmed...
Young Orc

Cardboard Box posted:

for some reason triple threats are no dq. i've never really understood it but it's how it's been forever.

Cuz who would win if a competitor DQed themselves?

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


THE WACKY LINE

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
Hey, AWESOME time for the stream to go to poo poo. Bang on job WWE

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

If Roman gets injured do you think Vince will retire.

Shrimpy
May 18, 2004

Sir, I'm going to need to see your ticket.
I like the storytelling of "Brock's alive? Timeout to go kill him"

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








they can easily have dean win then shove roman back into the main event so he wins anyways

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
Brock is getting sympathy

BROCK LESNAR is getting SYMPATHY

MacDougall
Apr 21, 2008

Definitely Australian
Wackyline!

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Alaois posted:

who is declared winner in a DQ

eliminate the cheater

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Electric Lady posted:

I'm a dumb bitch who doesn't know anything about wrestling, but why the gently caress would a low blow be legal in a triple threat? Are they all NO DQ or something? Is this one NO DQ and I missed it?

DQs make no sense in a triple threat unless it's elimination. If Dean is DQd, who wins? Brock or Roman?

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Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
No tables shall survive this night

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