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Close up the thread! We found the most pathetic post on the internet!
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Feb 20, 2016 18:40
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RFC2324 posted:I was raised to put both the seat and lid down when I am done. I've never had a problem with this, its a hygiene issue. This one woman I lived with complained about pissing all over herself when I put the lid down because it was apparently too much to be able to tell that it was a solid surface under her rear end, not the one with the hole in it. I've heard similar comments just enough to know this wasn't an isolated case, tho its not common. Unfortunately it's a reflex. The shock of cold porcelain directly to their urinary meatus makes some women pee involuntarily. Same with cold air, some women can get themselves to pee when they don't have to (like a doctor's office) by blowing at or fanning themselves.
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Feb 20, 2016 18:55
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Alaois posted:everyone should have a superior Nipponese squatting toilet to eliminate all of these problems You also get some pretty nice rear end and legs from squatting so much! Win win!
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Feb 20, 2016 19:02
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Slime posted:What am I gonna do on a smart phone in the time it takes to piss? By the time I've loaded a webpage or started up an app I'm already loving done pissing. What's your hurry? Take a load off. Relax and see if anything's happening on facebook or something. No need to rush back to your desk.
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Feb 20, 2016 19:06
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Dr_Amazing posted:What's your hurry? Take a load off. Relax and see if anything's happening on facebook or something. No need to rush back to your desk. That's what taking a dump is for, silly. I'll take all the time in the world for that, but spending forever taking a piss just feels dumb.
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Feb 20, 2016 19:07
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KingJackalope posted:Unfortunately it's a reflex. The shock of cold porcelain directly to their urinary meatus makes some women pee involuntarily. Same with cold air, some women can get themselves to pee when they don't have to (like a doctor's office) by blowing at or fanning themselves. How the gently caress did THAT manage to evolve?!? Its the opposite for guys. Cold air hits my junk and my poo poo goes into lockdown.
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Feb 20, 2016 19:16
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RFC2324 posted:How the gently caress did THAT manage to evolve?!? I think it's because generally the only time air is hitting it is when your labia spreads, as it would when you squat to pee.
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Feb 20, 2016 19:23
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Oh my loving god this is the least interesting derail of all time, shut the gently caress up about pissing
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Feb 20, 2016 19:26
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KingJackalope posted:urinary meatus Gonna need a name change.
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Feb 20, 2016 19:29
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In other news, stupid, unobservant people exist in male, female and even dog form. http://imgur.com/gallery/LiQEqne I WONDER WHAT OTHER DEMONSTRATIONS THIS POST IS REFERENCING.
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Feb 20, 2016 19:51
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RFC2324 posted:How the gently caress did THAT manage to evolve?!? As the keeper of a baby boy, I can tell you the opposite is true. My daughter pissed exactly one time while I was doing her nappy. My son broke that record within a week of being born.
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Feb 20, 2016 20:00
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EvilGenius posted:As the keeper of a baby boy, I can tell you the opposite is true. That's just because boys know how to be funny.
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Feb 20, 2016 20:03
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KingJackalope posted:Unfortunately it's a reflex. The shock of cold porcelain directly to their urinary meatus makes some women pee involuntarily. Same with cold air, some women can get themselves to pee when they don't have to (like a doctor's office) by blowing at or fanning themselves. If your urinary meatus is coming in contact with anything when you're urinating, I'm sorry to have to tell you that you are urinating incorrectly. The part that comes into contact with anything when you sit down to pee is, medically speaking, your butt. Edit: Now THAT would be a weird vulva. Dogfish has a new favorite as of 20:32 on Feb 20, 2016 |
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Feb 20, 2016 20:30
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http://imgur.com/gallery/zw9kNRv Here's a fresh batch of some really racist comments. Or you dumb fucks could continue talking about peeing.
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Feb 20, 2016 20:31
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kazil posted:http://imgur.com/gallery/zw9kNRv No kink shaming.
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Feb 20, 2016 20:36
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kazil posted:http://imgur.com/gallery/zw9kNRv Hahaha, that poor kid. http://imgur.com/gallery/TCS9W Yeah, comments are the dregs.
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Feb 20, 2016 21:07
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cash crab posted:Hahaha, that poor kid.  The first terrible comment is that one at the end there. That's pretty good for Imgur.
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Feb 20, 2016 21:10
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Haymaker_Betty posted:In other news, stupid, unobservant people exist in male, female and even dog form. quote:Rengii 22 points : 2 hours ago reply poo poo, he's got a good point.
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Feb 20, 2016 21:51
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KingJackalope posted:Unfortunately it's a reflex. The shock of cold porcelain directly to their urinary meatus makes some women pee involuntarily. Same with cold air, some women can get themselves to pee when they don't have to (like a doctor's office) by blowing at or fanning themselves. Women are f'ed up
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Feb 21, 2016 17:04
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Feb 21, 2016 17:36
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cash crab posted:This will haunt me forever. Is Wine Mom married to Weed Dad? He reads Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance and she reads the Alchemist? That whole list reads like summery of pre 90s stand up comedian jokes, but told in a mean way rather than a funny (but still sexist) way.
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Feb 22, 2016 05:58
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I too told dead baby jokes when I was 15.
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Feb 22, 2016 06:36
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belt posted:I too told dead baby jokes when I was 15. This reminds me a friend of mines brother was back for reading week/Spring break and she was telling me about a kid that is on his floor that basically everything that comes out his mouth is internet related. Everyone hates him according to his brother, but the meme kid has no loving clue why. I can only imagine he's the 19 year old version of that kid with the all trollface outfit. http://imgur.com/gallery/UhHsJMc http://imgur.com/gallery/T4mwci3 Is it me or are these basically the same thing?
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Feb 22, 2016 06:41
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twistedmentat posted:This reminds me a friend of mines brother was back for reading week/Spring break and she was telling me about a kid that is on his floor that basically everything that comes out his mouth is internet related. Everyone hates him according to his brother, but the meme kid has no loving clue why. I can only imagine he's the 19 year old version of that kid with the all trollface outfit. Having proudly not browsed imgur in months, I can only guess that there's some kind of post from a woman (or 100% more likely, a made up story) about inviting a guy over for baked goods as a pretense for a "booty call". Like what imgur considers the female equivalent of Netflix and Chill. Imgurians all jumped at the chance to make the joke that they'd be upset they didn't get to eat. How close am I?
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Feb 22, 2016 07:13
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BJPaskoff posted:Having proudly not browsed imgur in months, I can only guess that there's some kind of post from a woman (or 100% more likely, a made up story) about inviting a guy over for baked goods as a pretense for a "booty call". Like what imgur considers the female equivalent of Netflix and Chill. Imgurians all jumped at the chance to make the joke that they'd be upset they didn't get to eat. This is almost without a doubt the case.
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Feb 22, 2016 07:15
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Hahaha, jesus, some of this stuff isn't just a little inaccurate; it's stuff that you could find out is false by literally just checking wikipedia. Like the fact that "ninja swords" are entirely a fabrication of modern ninja-related fiction. It's like someone is giving their take on various ancient cultures based entirely off of modern fiction based loosely off of them*. While the poster is almost certainly a teenager, I'm pretty certain that I wasn't that flat out stupid as a teenager. Like, there's a difference between doing and saying embarrassing things as a teenager and uncritically assuming that everything you see in fiction related to history is true, which is just a sign of actual stupidity regardless of age. *this is exactly what is happening
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Feb 22, 2016 09:28
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Horrible Smutbeast posted:Why are men so disgusting? Is sitting down to piss or learning to aim properly so you don't get "driblets" everywhere really that emasculating? It's not like you're pissing in front of other people. I've lived with people who honestly pissed on the floor and thought it was perfectly acceptable because "ha ha I'm a dude that's what dudes do!" you know how when you turn a hose off and theres still a bit of water left that leaks out dicks are just short garden hoses you dont hose your toilet floor off though thats just weird
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Feb 22, 2016 11:41
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Not everyone has a hole in their kitchen to stick their dick into and let loose a stream.
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Feb 22, 2016 12:47
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exactly, some men are single.
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Feb 22, 2016 13:19
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Siljmonster posted:Not everyone has a hole in their kitchen to stick their dick into and let loose a stream. FAROOQ posted:exactly, some men are single. This is beautiful.
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Feb 22, 2016 14:40
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Ytlaya posted:Hahaha, jesus, some of this stuff isn't just a little inaccurate; it's stuff that you could find out is false by literally just checking wikipedia. Like the fact that "ninja swords" are entirely a fabrication of modern ninja-related fiction. It's like someone is giving their take on various ancient cultures based entirely off of modern fiction based loosely off of them*. While the poster is almost certainly a teenager, I'm pretty certain that I wasn't that flat out stupid as a teenager. Like, there's a difference between doing and saying embarrassing things as a teenager and uncritically assuming that everything you see in fiction related to history is true, which is just a sign of actual stupidity regardless of age. "The sharpest swords ever been forged, the Katana could slice a man in half"
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Feb 22, 2016 15:25
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WaltherFeng posted:"The sharpest swords ever been forged, the Katana could slice a man in half" But Hattori Hazno was a real person!!! 
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Feb 22, 2016 18:00
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WaltherFeng posted:"The sharpest swords ever been forged, the Katana could slice a man in half" Nothing about folding the metal at all, obviously not real.
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Feb 22, 2016 18:20
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According to my animes, katanas can cut anything apart. They wouldn't lie.
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Feb 22, 2016 18:28
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Horrible Smutbeast posted:Why are men so disgusting? Is sitting down to piss or learning to aim properly so you don't get "driblets" everywhere really that emasculating? It's not like you're pissing in front of other people. I've lived with people who honestly pissed on the floor and thought it was perfectly acceptable because "ha ha I'm a dude that's what dudes do!" I can tell you from experience it ain't only men, especially when it's in public bathrooms. I've heard more women at my job complain about toilets covered in poo poo, clogged with poo poo and tampons, piss/blood on seats and the floor, you name it. Women are just as capable as men of foul, disgusting, cringe-worthy nastiness.
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Feb 22, 2016 20:38
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WaltherFeng posted:"The sharpest swords ever been forged, the Katana could slice a man in half" The Japanese wore loving straw armour. Against Japanese swords. I guess it was because the swords were so god drat good.
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Feb 22, 2016 20:40
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Solice Kirsk posted:This is beautiful. It's the best farooq post I've ever seen for sure
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Feb 22, 2016 20:43
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Jerry Cotton posted:The Japanese wore loving straw armour. Against Japanese swords. I guess it was because the swords were so god drat good. More like their iron was awful and they didn't have much of it.
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