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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Revenant Threshold posted:

Nitpicking, but I never got how that was meant to work. Twin Magic is dumb but the ref is unaware, so at least it works. Brie pulling out tissue stuffed in her top is admitting they cheated.

She did it because she got pinned and lost the match for Nikki.

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Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008
I get that. But she wasn't supposed to be in the match, no? "Yeah, I got pinned, but I was just pretending to be my sister in this ruse to make sure a fresh wrestler was in the ring" is still cheating, even if she hosed up.

\/ Oh, that's true. Duh.

Revenant Threshold fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Feb 19, 2016

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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But Nikki would remain champ on a dq

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Also, I think she snuck in and got rolled up immediately. Wrestling logic has always held that attempted interference thwarted by a babyface attack is not a DQ.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

I wish that a referee would just go "well, sucks for you" when they pull a swap and it bites them in the rear end.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Testekill posted:

I wish that a referee would just go "well, sucks for you" when they pull a swap and it bites them in the rear end.

The ref did, Stephanie overturned it.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Because of the integrity of the diva's division

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

I don't see how that's a stupid opinion.

Unless of course the idea is that Dean will be performing autofellatio and roll to the back sucking his own dick.

Dean will suck Roman's dick. And then Dean will bite down, finally turning heel.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Gonzo McFee posted:

Dean will suck Roman's dick. And then Dean will bite down, finally turning heel.

I caught that episode of Oz when I was like 12 and it traumatized the poo poo out of me

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Gonzo McFee posted:

Unless of course the idea is that Dean will be performing autofellatio and roll to the back sucking his own dick.

Legit want to see this, if only for the rolling part.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

sticklefifer posted:

Legit want to see this, if only for the rolling part.

Imagine Sonic's spindash but more greasy.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I was picturing Samus's morphball but with up and down hydraulic action.

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Revenant Threshold posted:

Nitpicking, but I never got how that was meant to work. Twin Magic is dumb but the ref is unaware, so at least it works. Brie pulling out tissue stuffed in her top is admitting they cheated.

Yeah, but nobody cared because Nikki did the greatest spot in the history of our sport and mockingly dried the salty tears of her defeated opponent with her sister boob ruse tissues.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Sanguinia posted:

sister boob ruse tissues

mods

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
It's always fun to see phrases pop up that have probably never been used before in human history

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


I think we're putting Reddit's pet insiders' opinions here, right? Falconarrow, who quit r/squaredcircle in a huff after reddit was lovely to him (perish the thought) and who has been a relatively decent source for inside information in the past, posted this:

quote:

Regardless of whatever trash last night was, watch Raw from beginning to end tonight.
You just might get an early christmas present.

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails

Teddybear posted:

I think we're putting Reddit's pet insiders' opinions here, right? Falconarrow, who quit r/squaredcircle in a huff after reddit was lovely to him (perish the thought) and who has been a relatively decent source for inside information in the past, posted this:

They're giving the Vincent J. McMahon award to CM Punk. Mark it down

Electric Lady
Mar 21, 2010

To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things
The Vincent J. McMahon award is going to Norman Smiley; rovert worked his recent probie so he could have the time to go down and give the introductory speech for him.

GreatestLurker
Sep 12, 2011
Speaking of the award.

quote:

Given that this is the WWE...my bet is that this trophy will go to either VINCE, HHH, or Stephanie...God forbid they give it to the ONE MAN that MADE WWE what it is today...HULK HOGAN! No, that would be to easy, and make to much sense. Just sayin...look for "The Authority" to use this as a way to give them even more prestige and "power" over everyone else! BTW....GO ROMAN GO!!!!!

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
Looks like reddit's got a new self-proclaimed insider: https://www.reddit.com/user/MisterKnowItAll1

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

who is hulk hogan?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Ostentatious posted:

who is hulk hogan?

a miserable pile of lies.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Kane was a redditor all along!

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Ostentatious posted:

who is hulk hogan?

Not Mr. America, brother.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

RZApublican posted:

Not Mr. America, brother.

:wink:

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

please stop posting obvious trolls from the anonymous confession tumblr

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


or posts from officialalexrileyrageragerage's account

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Alaois posted:

please stop posting obvious trolls from the anonymous confession tumblr

They've been obvious trolls from the beginning, like Alex rileys twitter account

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:


Alex Riley sent that in.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
I read that as "Alex Shelley" for a moment and was really confused by the accompanying picture.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Good news TNA fans!

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Yeah, maybe next year they'll get that Superbowl ad!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

MassRafTer posted:

Good news TNA fans!



Impact being bankrolled by Moonvest hell yeah.



Fingernails on a pole match.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I can probably just close the thread now.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

all the little kanenites meccanites in the house

Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008
I am a moron who doesn't know anything about ratings, but wouldn't keeping your TV on have exactly zero effect unless you're a monitored household?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Revenant Threshold posted:

I am a moron who doesn't know anything about ratings, but wouldn't keeping your TV on have exactly zero effect unless you're a monitored household?

Exactly zero effect, yes. Nielsen ratings are prehistoric in their collection methods, but they're the only game in town, and if you're not a Nielsen household you don't mean poo poo.

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LanceBurrito
Jan 6, 2013

Joey McChrist posted:

all the little kanenites meccanites in the house

20,000 screaming Meccanites will make up half the viewers in June at this rate.

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