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Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

PureRok posted:

No. Spider-Man Sucks.

Fixed your punctuation.

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Spider-man is supposed to be in Avengers 3 and 4 and is rumored for Captain America Civil War.

Sony Pictures poo poo the bed on 3 Spider-man movies in a row, so Sony Pictures is licensing Marvel Comics' Spider-man back to Marvel Studios while still maintaining executive rights property management ownership.


TL;DR mega-millionaire lawyers are putting Spider-man in movies with Iron Man.

Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time

Irradiation posted:

Fixed your punctuation so that your statement makes no sense.

Fix't

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

TL;DR mega-millionaire lawyers are putting Spider-man in movies with Iron Man.

The real superheroes we deserve

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Judge Schnoopy posted:

The real superheroes we deserve

Mega-millionaire lawyers are also why Fantastic Four (1994), Fantastic Four (2005), and Fantastic Four (2015) all exist.

Shoveling turds pays $8.50/hour on a ranch, but $7,500/hour in Hollywood.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Mega-millionaire lawyers are also why Fantastic Four (1994), Fantastic Four (2005), and Fantastic Four (2015) all exist.

Shoveling turds pays $8.50/hour on a ranch, but $7,500/hour in Hollywood.

You saying you wouldn't shovel a heaping pile of poo poo for 7,500/hour?

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

VendaGoat posted:

You saying you wouldn't shovel a heaping pile of poo poo for 7,500/hour?

I would live in a heaping pile of poo poo for 7,500/hour.
Oh, there it is, there's my price apparently.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Rysithusiku posted:

I would live in a heaping pile of poo poo for 7,500/hour.
Oh, there it is, there's my price apparently.

15.6 million per year, pre taxes. Yah I think that's A LOT of people's price.

Cthulhuite
Mar 22, 2007

Shwmae!
I'll do it for 10 million. Undercut the competition.

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

Cthulhuite posted:

I'll do it for 10 million. Undercut the competition.

9

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
$750.00 an hour, w/401k. Offer lasts 30 minutes.

Edit: flexible hours. I want to be able to shovel at night during the summer.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



I'm flexible on pay as long as A) I get options on dental and B) I can shovel poo poo from home if I need to. Family, you know? Sometimes you gotta take over from mom and give her a day off.

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
8 million + health insurance. Have shovel, will travel.

Idiootti
Apr 11, 2012
I'll eat poo poo from 9 to 5 for less than that.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
Are we talking human poo poo here or what?

Stelio Kontos
Feb 12, 2014
PYF Macros & Memes IV: Are we talking human poo poo here or what?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

SpacePig posted:

Are we talking human poo poo here or what?

This is an important consideration. Human poo poo as opposed to cow or horse is gonna cost you a lot more.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Hogge Wild posted:

stop using tinypic you retard

I'll totes do what you ask because you're neato

What should I use instead? I keep going over my monthly limit over at geocities so I can't host there ok

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

blarzgh posted:

$750.00 an hour, w/401k. Offer lasts 30 minutes.

Edit: flexible hours. I want to be able to shovel at night during the summer.

Oh, we used to dream about a 401k when I shoveled poo poo. Our only retirement option was to become the shovel when we turned 75, if we lived that long.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Trabant posted:

Oh, we used to dream about a 401k when I shoveled poo poo. Our only retirement option was to become the shovel when we turned 75, if we lived that long.

Luxury.

I used to get up two hours before I went to bed and have to pick up the turds myself for 26 hours a day because shovels were too expensive after having to feed my 18 baby brothers and 9 sisters after my boss literally killed me every morning. And I couldn't use my hands because I sold them for rent money on the dirty poo poo covered shoe we lived in.

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Spectral Debt
Jan 23, 2004
9999 sucka
someone mad about memes

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theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

PureRok posted:

I just want Spider-Man...
J. Jonah Jameson parachute account CONFIRMED

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




SpacePig posted:

Are we talking human poo poo here or what?

The main form of poo poo that still needs large scale shoveling by hand: Shitbergs.

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

Please have your weapons prepared at the terminal.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

What if someone got paid to draw this? What if someone didn't get paid to draw this?

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

:vince:

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

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Sep 7, 2014

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

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ThaGhettoJew
Jul 4, 2003

The world is a ghetto

Reminder:

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Feb 17, 2011



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Oct 30, 2009

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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007


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Feb 12, 2014

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ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

It's a schooner.

ThaGhettoJew
Jul 4, 2003

The world is a ghetto

oldpainless posted:

Ha! Yes, another good post from my good friend ThaGhettoJew

Our close friendship will sustain us through these troubled times.

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Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe

No ring

CainsDescendant
Dec 6, 2007

Human nature





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ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

this is much better than it has any right to be

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