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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Afghan Hipster Crafts Locally-Sourced Artisan Bombs
http://www.duffelblog.com/2016/02/a...Artisan%20Bombs

quote:

KABUL — Young Afghan hipster Hesh Gul is making a name for himself in Kabul with his locally-sourced artisan bombs.
“Those big Pakistani bomb factories use their mass-produced fireworks to try to put the little guys like me out of business,” Gul commented as he rolled out a fresh batch of homemade explosives. “They may have started small like we did here at Improvised Explosive Delights, but they’ve really sold out. Their bombs have no heart.”
The IED facilities are located in a newly-gentrified section of Hesh’s village next to a Hole Foods outside of Kabul.
“I don’t deliver by goat because it’s faster,” Gul said, adjusting his horn-rimmed glasses.“I do it because it’s better.”


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Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

watch the wade boggs episode first

Dennis' Sherlock-Holmesian "...Passenger 44G." speech building along with "In the Hall of the Mountain King" needs to be on youtube. I look for it every time Always Sunny comes up in these threads.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Dennis reminds me way too much of every E3/4 I met who had decided they wanted to be a lifer. They just love borderline rape so much

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Booblord Zagats posted:

Dennis reminds me way too much of every E3/4 I met who had decided they wanted to be a lifer. They just love borderline rape so much

With the gender restrictions lifted you could now apply "the implication" to being on some COP in bumfuck flavoroftheweek-istan. Just can't have rum ham since it's double forbidden in those places.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
I like to imagine Mattis was the only Frank we've had since Korea

Just the thought of him telling some O-6 "You're a follower, so you get dick" fills me with joy

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011


Which color should I get?

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Dingleberry posted:



Which color should I get?

Polished aluminum. gently caress. I gotta start buying more scratch-offs, I need $1200 to throw away.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Dingleberry posted:



Which color should I get?

What am I looking at

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Whip Slagcheek posted:

What am I looking at

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

My first thought was over-the-top weed-remover that somehow has a pilot light in the front and therefore is flame-based, but I haven't ruled out sex-toy yet.

/edit:

It's just a literal flamethrower...legal :stare:

Oh, it's propane-based, not as bad as I thought, I guess

Wait, no, it's pretty bad...and perfectly legal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PKA0TzBapY

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Feb 22, 2016

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Whip Slagcheek posted:

What am I looking at

Flame thrower

http://xm42.com/

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


Tim the Toolman's powered up, overly expensive novelty yard work propane flamethrower.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Who remembers old rear end SA when that 14 year old or w/e made the homemade flamethrower

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Who remembers old rear end SA when that 14 year old or w/e made the homemade flamethrower

Dude, I remember being 12 and making my own out of a Super Soaker 100 and some aluminum foil, gasoline and a parted out BIC lighter

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Booblord Zagats posted:

Dude, I remember being 12 and making my own out of a Super Soaker 100 and some aluminum foil, gasoline and a parted out BIC lighter

I had the same, except it was an off-brand, double-barrel supersoaker and the initial sputter of the nozzles would extinguish my pilot-lighter (lovely little compressed-gas handgrenade-shaped lighter that would play a catchy midi-tune when lit) 2 out of 5 times which ended up setting me on fire often enough for the nozzles to melt shut.

I'm happy that they did before I actually burned to death.

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011
My wife just gave the thumbs up to buy it... I can't tell if she's being serious so I'm gonna pull the trigger I think. I'm gonna have a 1-2 hour cool-off period before I order. Which color???
Also, wondering if a rail-style mounting system would be possible to mount say a pistol on it...

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



You know what would make my flamethrower better? If I mounted a pistol on it

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

Tokyo Sexwhale posted:

You know what would make my flamethrower better? If I mounted a pistol on it

It's a flamethrower; if some attempt isn't made to make it even more over the top ridiculous then I feel something is lacking... Bayonet maybe?

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Dingleberry posted:

It's a flamethrower; if some attempt isn't made to make it even more over the top ridiculous then I feel something is lacking... Bayonet maybe?

Minigun

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Hemp lasso

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
A speaker that belts Trump insults

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Zeris posted:

A speaker that belts Trump insults

That's something I'd want replacing the horn of my ride for prolonged annoyance of the general public, not on an object about to immolate fools.



to be fair, it would own on pretty much anything

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

ACOG 4x scope to get sweet headshot flamethrower kills

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
chainsaw

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
They're probably fake, but do you really care? :nws:

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
Nope.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Fake tits are just proof that God truly forgives

Null Integer
Mar 1, 2006

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
gently caress this school this poo poo sucks i love what they teach and do but gently caress everythiubg about school

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
hey guys

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
hey zyrs

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

hey raptors

Null Integer
Mar 1, 2006

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
hey patricarchy
got any new evil plans?

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

I greet women with my dick

and men with hugs because feelings are confusing.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer


lmbo what loving retard makes this poo poo

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Mike-o posted:



lmbo what loving retard makes this poo poo

A real lame guy.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Null Integer posted:

gently caress this school this poo poo sucks i love what they teach and do but gently caress everythiubg about school

They making you march and stuff too?

Null Integer
Mar 1, 2006

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

Fart Sandwiches posted:

They making you march and stuff too?

yea, but thats w/e it's just a BS test failed, but passed retest. so yay

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Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Dead Reckoning posted:

They're probably fake, but do you really care? :nws:

Somehow I got through 27 years of life without knowing about fat transfer breast augmentation, which is a bit of a premium compared to the more usual bolt-ons but results in some fantastic poo poo and is a lot more difficult to tell from God's original perfect artwork.

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