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I just want to point out that bens hands are on backwards. This is the most notable thing about star citizen
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RabbitWizard posted:o9 With this data, we can automate the Star Citizen thread. First run of the Markov bot: "HATERS GONNA HATE!" STAR CITIZEN will be like Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me genuinely wants this game once every 5 minutes of goatse and it'd have been reading this message You need a picture of a true believer. ps: No, she's neither fluent in French, the interviewer really really hate it to me that dream for more than one occasion? Kung Fury I actually made money on the subject." developed much video games? So was this broken piece-of-poo poo alpha 4 years and $93m. [16:59] WeshaTheLeopard: I did that one unit is one of the most approachable games out there, honest.) look closely at who she was, and now we know you weren't around to the cross of his scalp. LET ME loving FINISH! Oct 26, 2015 Yeah, I guess that's nice. Is it at 6.5%) of what ships can be rendered, and fake names though, I haven't read a comment like this year's the year. The 64 bit would there be controls to disconnect and put them out at once - the memes alone from cadmium poisoning before the day it will make me wonder where the Constellation while we gather data. "Derek Smart's a self-centered man hoping for notoriety whose defamatory eruptions reach burlesque levels." CanardPC I wonder what's the point?
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 22:03 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:probably 10ftc next week, then. Unfortunately, they've already deleted their best fan content: The Sickening and Heartbreaking Truths of the Fourth Stimpire.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 22:03 |
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ZenMaster posted:Serious post: Thanks for this.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 22:04 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Pleasantly terrifying. Thank you. I have little to offer Goondom but my voice.
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grimcreaper posted:I love the library of babel. the concept is incredible to say the least. Whoa that thing breaks so many copyright laws
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 22:06 |
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I didn't realize that Shitizens literally used the phrase "don't understand how development works." I know they paraphrase it all the time, but seeing it literally in print is extra special.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 22:06 |
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Mirificus posted:
things are real bad when this dude is starting to catch on.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 22:06 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:probably 10ftc next week, then. Thank god theres is more open development pabulum coming soon. This thread might stop eating its own for a bit. At this point I think goons get more out of CIGs media output than the cultists do
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 22:06 |
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I made sure to send them some DMCA notices for anything matching Crob's writings o9
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 22:07 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:things are real bad when this dude is starting to catch on. Agreed, he is sycophant numero uno on there so this is pretty funny
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 22:07 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:things are real bad when this dude is starting to catch on. That is the first post i've seen from him that's not whiteknighting cig. He posts in every critical thread too so I've seen a lot
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 22:08 |
Galarox posted:Problem: CIG is not releasing anything parpworthy. I rather wonder & suspect that they have focus groups or whatever (using backer money?) who have told them that SA is dictating the narative, eg: Pgabz takes the piss out of the awful Freelancer cockpit letterbox viewhole thing, and lo and behold, next patch it's slightly larger. Now let's not all get swelled heads, CIG have and are killing through moderator control/bans any kind of discussion of SC shortcomings on the RSI forums. By doing this they are achieveing two things: alienating a small but significant number of backers who have decided to come here because we have free speech & giving an illusion to the outside world that eveything is fine, nothing to see here. SA has effectively taken the interwebs high ground, shooting down at the joke that is SC - there can be few regular RSI forum posters who are not aware of Goons Taking The Piss. CIG solution: diminish news/content release. They have realised (from watching the thread) that if they stay silent that we eat ourselves on slow news days/weeks... months... and end up circlejerking about Bens weight or other irrelevant poo poo. Remember that we are - to borrow a highbrow term - speaking truth to power. None of the regular news outlets are willing to be the first to jump: as has been pointed out ad infinitum on previous pages of the thread the games journalists will not, until it is blindingly obvious, dare to do any kind of hit piece on SC.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 22:10 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:THE COMM-LINK SCHEDULE Look at all that content! So much open development! WHY ARE YOU WORTHLESS FUCKS NOT CONTENT WITH NO LESS THAN FOUR VIDEOS? Sure 2.2 is delayed for internal testing and in spite of promising monthly updates we're still stuck in whatever development hell has prevented us from delivering a single loving thing BUT LOOK MORE FUNNY VIDEOS ABOUT BUGS!
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 22:12 |
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Berious posted:Thank god theres is more open development pabulum coming soon. This thread might stop eating its own for a bit. At this point I think goons get more out of CIGs media output than the cultists do
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 22:13 |
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Star Citizen: The very idea makes me laugh loudly
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 22:14 |
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BMan posted:[16:59] WeshaTheLeopard: gently caress me, i didn't notice that, that shouldn't be in there. Well, as soon as a way is found to even handle that data i will generate a new file.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 22:15 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:things are real bad when this dude is starting to catch on. Yeah, I probably should have added something about why it was notable. I loved seeing those lessons not learned from the Wing Commander movie about scope being brought up and not being instantly dismissed.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 22:17 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Look at all that content! So much open development! WHY ARE YOU WORTHLESS FUCKS NOT CONTENT WITH NO LESS THAN FOUR VIDEOS? Sure 2.2 is delayed for internal testing and in spite of promising monthly updates we're still stuck in whatever development hell has prevented us from delivering a single loving thing BUT LOOK MORE FUNNY VIDEOS ABOUT BUGS! I'm content waiting a while for 2.2 because of all the awesome new gameplay content it's sure to contain
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 22:19 |
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imperialparadox posted:
Cba to find the post but mods over there locked a thread for not understanding game development. That was literally a reason for the lock. Think it was the big star marine shitstorm thread
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 22:19 |
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I agree as well. And I do agree about not getting swollen heads, but as a guy who sees funny stuff being made and makes poo poo as well, I notice it. On a personal note I see one of my vids get hits then a subscriber joins from Cryengine (or an affiliate, not sure) or similar and lo and behold CIG come up with a sort of, kind of response, and well, there is a pattern to it. I may notice this because I am making daft vids, or it may be coincidence, I am not sure and don't really care either way as long as fun is had. I've really noticed though their kind of, sort of shots back at people like us what with the sudden 'Versebusters' bullshit and 'Which Glitch' - it feels like they are toothlessly trying to hit back, now the thing that makes this funny to me is that like a couple of hundred people 'get it' and the other thousands are just thinking 'wtf is this poo poo why are they laughing at the glitches?' It's really badly aimed and loving hilarious to me but I do believe it's a thing that is happening for sure.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 22:19 |
peter gabriel posted:I agree as well. no you honestly have influenced star citizen development from your silly vids, and thats hilarious
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 22:20 |
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Berious posted:Cba to find the post but mods over there locked a thread for not understanding game development. That was literally a reason for the lock. Think it was the big star marine shitstorm thread Mirificus posted:Speaking of not knowing how game development works:
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 22:22 |
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peter gabriel posted:I agree as well. It's a weird feeling when you realize a hundred million dollar company can be actively swayed by some random stranger on the Internet.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 22:24 |
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Eonwe posted:no you honestly have influenced star citizen development from your silly vids, and thats hilarious Whether it's true or not it doesn't matter, what does matter is they changed the size of the windows after that vid (I am 100% sure that was a coincidence) and that allowed me to tell the whales to stfu and that CIG agree with me and not them - fact
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 22:25 |
CIG i have some good ideas for your game, honest
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 22:26 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:It's a weird feeling when you realize a hundred million dollar company can be actively swayed by some random stranger on the Internet. It helps that they are irredeemable idiots
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 22:27 |
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peter gabriel posted:It helps that they are irredeemable idiots Only the ones in charge.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 22:27 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Only the ones in charge. Yeah, true, I have never knocked any of the artists or behind the scenes guys, I don't know enough about them for one and I do think they are just trying their best.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 22:28 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:This happens every year. CIG goes all out with content (and hilarity) during the November/December timeframe, and then magically when the new year happens there is nothing to talk about for months. When that happens the thread inevitably descends into badposting and talking about stupid poo poo... like how lovely the thread is. All I'll say is I'm not advocating for giving a gently caress what those addicts think. That's not it. I agree with the larger point though. Thank you for the well thought out and reasoned response.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 22:29 |
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Eonwe posted:I post about the thread being bad because it is, and thats basically what I've always done Gorf and AP have made many good posts with good points and I treasure their contributions. Beer4TheBeerGod posted:It's a weird feeling when you realize a hundred million dollar company can be actively swayed by some random stranger on the Internet. Some subreddit is ripping itself to shreds because of shitposting on another forum and a story they remember reading about someones mining ship being blown up 6 years ago by people who don't give a poo poo about SC. Makes you think.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 22:30 |
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peter gabriel posted:Whether it's true or not it doesn't matter, what does matter is they changed the size of the windows after that vid (I am 100% sure that was a coincidence) and that allowed me to tell the whales to stfu and that CIG agree with me and not them - fact Another eg of goons dictating the narative is the instabans on anything related to (a) Stimpire and (b) Commando edited to add and (c) parp Galarox fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Feb 22, 2016 |
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spacetoaster posted:Oh you must be fat. Like John Candy ate Chris Farley levels my man. Family car is a U Haul. Its a healthy lifestyle I lead.
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peter gabriel posted:Whether it's true or not it doesn't matter, what does matter is they changed the size of the windows after that vid (I am 100% sure that was a coincidence) and that allowed me to tell the whales to stfu and that CIG agree with me and not them - fact In a sense you've sort of become a Star Citizen dev, which by CIG law gives us the right to say people who don't like your videos don't understand game development
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 22:33 |
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Tippis posted:gently caress. No Elite pro (i'm barely a month in) but i'm getting good results with this : Cobra III, half free internals in armor boosters and the other half shield and shield cell banks. 2 fixed medium multicannons and beam laser for the 2 small hardpoints. Go with D or C fittings except for shields and the power distributors that can be B. Your not going to solo Condas and Pythons for fun but you can still shoot mans for cheap. Most A grade Internals are not worth it unless your alredy swimming in money. For the Cobra III a 4B shield will give you 116 MJ of protection for 500k cr, 4A shields give you 124 MJ for 1,6M cr. That extra half second of shield for 1,1M wont save you if your already in the deep end. One of the popular PVP meta seem to be space submarine warfare. Run silent and sneak up close, bust shields with beams and then double torpedo in the rear end. Unprepared or badly fitted ships goes *pop* in a single pass.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 22:34 |
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I know I've increased my trolling, flailing you might say, in the face of Star Citizen's undeniable delivery and success
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 22:34 |
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Solomonic posted:In a sense you've sort of become a Star Citizen dev, which by CIG law gives us the right to say people who don't like your videos don't understand game development Holy poo poo you are right. Just don't blame me for Star Marine
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Thanks for this. Sure.
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lol they think we care about dereks game derek is likely plugging his game to the SC crowd because they are the dumbest people alive at the moment
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