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CEO comes into the office doors with a million dollar smile & cigar, and says "This woman here, she is the future. Come into my office, and I'll show you the ropes!'
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pentyne posted:Being paid $12/hr at 40 hours a week is roughly $840 a paycheck after taxes what
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 01:06 |
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i wish that guy was doing my payroll
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 01:07 |
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Minimum wage people don't pay 30% in taxes despite what Fox News loves to claim. I know it's hard to believe but at that income level you only pay about 15% in taxes.
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Wicker Man posted:CEO comes into the office doors with a million dollar smile & cigar, and says "This woman here, she is the future. Come into my office, and I'll show you the ropes!' this, except about all the people in this thread taking the opportunity to post about how much harder they had it
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pentyne posted:Minimum wage people don't pay 30% in taxes despite what Fox News loves to claim. I know it's hard to believe but at that income level you only pay about 15% in taxes. 12 x 40 = 480 you retard
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Wicker Man posted:CEO comes into the office doors with a million dollar smile & cigar, and says "This woman here, she is the future. Come into my office, and I'll show you the ropes!' 3 months later she is spit out of the bottom of the porn industry
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radiatinglines posted:12 x 40 = 480 you retard Does that mean she does pay 30%.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 01:26 |
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How many days are in a work week?
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 01:33 |
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I think this fits with the theme of this thread . You serial harassers should stop questioning victims.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 01:35 |
Why would you write a Pringles backstory? Even the most critical person would not give a gently caress about a poor person having a loving Pringle.
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FishionMailed posted:Oh really that's what people are taking umbrage with? I couldn't tell between the 'waaaaaaaah' and the 'lol entitled millenial bitch' posts from the first few pages. I'll grant you I didn't read the whole thread very discerningly though. You loving idiot. I think a living wage is important and it's despicable that these massive companies stockpile their treasure and don't bother offering reasonable wages when they can build nap rooms instead. I'm not a politician so I'm not going to lay out my platform for your self righteous stupid rear end so I can have permission to make fun of some spoiled idiot getting herself into trouble. Get over yourself.
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Prav posted:i think most of us also couldn't walk to the grocery store without seeing someone more both needing and deserving than your typical internet panhandler Most of aren't Bro Aziz and paying it forward every waking dis-moment of our life and have to really scrape for pants money
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 01:43 |
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Decrepus posted:
Dude, once you pop - you cant stop. Do you hear me? YOU CANT STOP!
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 01:45 |
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still waitin on them feet pics
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 01:49 |
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Nightrain posted:3 months later she is spit out of the bottom of the porn industry But I thought the porn industry spits in your bottom?
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Enderzero posted:But I thought the porn industry spits in your bottom? But I poop from there.
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4outof5 posted:I think this fits with the theme of this thread . Was there a thread for this? Did she have her car threatened to be taken away if she didn't post that good stuff about her dad?
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Professor Shark posted:Did she have her car threatened to be taken away if she didn't post that good stuff about her dad? She made up the whole story and didn't think of the backlash that would cause...
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I said come in! posted:What benefit is there for a start up company to operate in San Francisco anyways? Why not somewhere in the midwest or like Arizona, Utah, and Nevada where it's really cheap to live and operate a business? You could literally hire actors to wear the right plaid shirt/tattoo/undercut haircut etc look and write a sales pitch that proposes some tech sounding concept and get handed millions of dollars by investors. Being in the Bay Aryuh©™® is part of that act If you can produce an APP©©™® and or website of any sort at all, and then put on a good show with your actor "employees" looking techy enough, you can milk that for a couple years and then just fold, paying yourself x% off the top And then do it all again citing experience
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naem posted:You could literally hire actors to wear the right plaid shirt/tattoo/undercut haircut etc look and write a sales pitch that proposes some tech sounding concept and get handed millions of dollars by investors. Let's do it.
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naem posted:You could literally hire actors to wear the right plaid shirt/tattoo/undercut haircut etc look and write a sales pitch that proposes some tech sounding concept and get handed millions of dollars by investors. this is basically what Enron did and their investors were a hell of a lot smarter than your typical bay area jackpot winners
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Internaut! posted:this is basically what Enron did and their investors were a hell of a lot smarter than your typical bay area jackpot winners except evidently not because, end result
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King of Bees posted:Let's do it. I've got a background in finance, am covered in tats, and rocked a Mohawk until 2013. I can bring a sort of hard edged realism to this endeavor.
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King of Bees posted:Let's do it. I am living in a really awful studio apt and I think I might be able to fit a bunk bed into the one closet, for which I will charge two of you $2000 dollars each, however you will not have access to the kitchen/bathroom half of the room (there is a Starbucks bathroom across the street) and will have to enter/exit using the fire escape via a plywood tunnel (that you will construct at your own expense), also I get a non-negotiable 10% of both stock and 10% of cash in case of a billion dollar miracle buyout
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radiatinglines posted:12 x 40 = 480 you retard Now multiply that by 2 and subtract taxes, and you get what they make in a paycheck (paychecks are bi-weekly, you mega retard)
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gannyGrabber posted:Now multiply that by 2 and subtract taxes, and you get what they make in a paycheck (paychecks are bi-weekly, you mega retard) What if they're 1099 workers? What if I get tax breaks from the Federal Government? What if I do not recognize the legitimacy of the government?
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Fiend posted:What if they're 1099 workers? I don't know what those are You'll prolly get a return in and around April, or whenever I hear there are a few open spots with those wacky Bundy lads
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Fiend posted:What if they're 1099 workers? If she's ever done her own taxes I would be shocked.
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gannyGrabber posted:I don't know what those are I am not going to question the legitimacy of the Federal Government. Full disclosure - just realized I could benefit from a future land auction I can easily flip into a feral cow and vulture sanctuary over in Nevada.
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gannyGrabber posted:Now multiply that by 2 and subtract taxes, and you get what they make in a paycheck (paychecks are bi-weekly, you mega retard) I don't know what would be more retarded, the dude thinking that 12hr weekly would be 840 dollars, or the dude thinking that 420 weekly is a living wage Both display about the level of detachment from reality goons have
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:35 |
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I said come in! posted:Why don't more tech companies do telecommute work? Because millenials.
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Hang on a second, didn't somebody mention she writes for Cracked? Because I read this article like a week ago: 7 Things I Learned as an Accomplice to Mass Murder quote:We all operate under a general moral code: don't kill, don't steal, don't crash into that car just because they didn't signal before merging, blah blah blah. When someone breaks that code in an exciting way, we flock to our preferred news sources like moths to a flame to learn all the gory details, before some other crime catches our attention. quote:July 30, 2000: Glenn, Justin, and Dawn abduct elderly Annette and Ivan Stineman and bring them back to the Helzer house. The Stinemans are then drugged and forced to write out checks to Bishop totaling $100,000. My mother's role in all this? She was responsible for the trio's alibi: receipts for us all for dinner and a movie. At first blush, that seems like the most innocuous crime ever committed, but it gets bad in a hurry.
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Clochette posted:Hang on a second, didn't somebody mention she writes for Cracked? Holy gently caress. How does one get paid writing like that? How can I get paid? Dayum.
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ProperCoochie posted:Holy gently caress. How does one get paid writing like that?
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ProperCoochie posted:Holy gently caress. How does one get paid writing like that? seems as simple as becoming an accomplice to mass murder
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ProperCoochie posted:Holy gently caress. How does one get paid writing like that? for writing like that, you get paid marginally more than you got paid for writing a post on forums.somethingawful.com
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ProperCoochie posted:Holy gently caress. How does one get paid writing like that? Apparently you first need to spend 4 years in university.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 05:10 |
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Ha, this chick is a wreck. And I don't think half the stuff she said in the last section ever happened.
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Klyith posted:for writing like that, you get paid marginally more than you got paid for writing a post on forums.somethingawful.com Negative 9 dollars?
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