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Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

CEO comes into the office doors with a million dollar smile & cigar, and says "This woman here, she is the future. Come into my office, and I'll show you the ropes!'

# ? Feb 23, 2016 01:03

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hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

pentyne posted:

Being paid $12/hr at 40 hours a week is roughly $840 a paycheck after taxes

what

# ? Feb 23, 2016 01:06

Prav: Oct 29, 2011

radiatinglines posted:

what

i wish that guy was doing my payroll

# ? Feb 23, 2016 01:07

pentyne: Nov 7, 2012

radiatinglines posted:

what

Minimum wage people don't pay 30% in taxes despite what Fox News loves to claim. I know it's hard to believe but at that income level you only pay about 15% in taxes.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 01:10

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

Wicker Man posted:

CEO comes into the office doors with a million dollar smile & cigar, and says "This woman here, she is the future. Come into my office, and I'll show you the ropes!'

this, except about all the people in this thread taking the opportunity to post about how much harder they had it

# ? Feb 23, 2016 01:11

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

pentyne posted:

Minimum wage people don't pay 30% in taxes despite what Fox News loves to claim. I know it's hard to believe but at that income level you only pay about 15% in taxes.

12 x 40 = 480 you retard

# ? Feb 23, 2016 01:12

Nightrain: Dec 17, 2004; I may be new to SA, but I've been playing guitar in the desert and on top of pianos for years

Wicker Man posted:

CEO comes into the office doors with a million dollar smile & cigar, and says "This woman here, she is the future. Come into my office, and I'll show you the ropes!'

3 months later she is spit out of the bottom of the porn industry

# ? Feb 23, 2016 01:13

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

radiatinglines posted:

12 x 40 = 480 you retard

Does that mean she does pay 30%.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 01:26

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

How many days are in a work week? :confused:

# ? Feb 23, 2016 01:33

4outof5: Nov 10, 2003; Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

I think this fits with the theme of this thread .

You serial harassers should stop questioning victims.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 01:35

Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

Why would you write a Pringles backstory? Even the most critical person would not give a gently caress about a poor person having a loving Pringle.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 01:40

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

FishionMailed posted:

Oh really that's what people are taking umbrage with? I couldn't tell between the 'waaaaaaaah' and the 'lol entitled millenial bitch' posts from the first few pages. I'll grant you I didn't read the whole thread very discerningly though.

the difference is I thought about it and reached that conclusion after conversing with you fellow goons, the dude that posted "waaaaaaaaah, I'm a 25 year old English major and I moved to San Francisco because I thought it was maaagiiiicalllll" within minutes of the thread being made seemed fairly on the millenial hate train to me.

You loving idiot. I think a living wage is important and it's despicable that these massive companies stockpile their treasure and don't bother offering reasonable wages when they can build nap rooms instead. I'm not a politician so I'm not going to lay out my platform for your self righteous stupid rear end so I can have permission to make fun of some spoiled idiot getting herself into trouble. Get over yourself.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 01:40

Fiend: Dec 2, 2001

Prav posted:

i think most of us also couldn't walk to the grocery store without seeing someone more both needing and deserving than your typical internet panhandler

Most of aren't Bro Aziz and paying it forward every waking dis-moment of our life and have to really scrape for pants money

# ? Feb 23, 2016 01:43

reallivedinosaur: Jun 13, 2012; Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Decrepus posted:

Why would you write a Pringles backstory? Even the most critical person would not give a gently caress about a poor person having a loving Pringle.

Dude, once you pop - you cant stop.

Do you hear me?

YOU CANT STOP!

# ? Feb 23, 2016 01:45

amusinginquiry: Nov 8, 2009; College Slice

still waitin on them feet pics

# ? Feb 23, 2016 01:49

Enderzero: Jun 19, 2001; The snowflake button makes it
cold cold cold
Set temperature makes it
hold hold hold

Nightrain posted:

3 months later she is spit out of the bottom of the porn industry

But I thought the porn industry spits in your bottom?

# ? Feb 23, 2016 01:50

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Enderzero posted:

But I thought the porn industry spits in your bottom?

But I poop from there.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 02:00

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

4outof5 posted:

I think this fits with the theme of this thread .

You serial harassers should stop questioning victims.

Was there a thread for this? Did she have her car threatened to be taken away if she didn't post that good stuff about her dad?

# ? Feb 23, 2016 02:08

Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

Professor Shark posted:

Did she have her car threatened to be taken away if she didn't post that good stuff about her dad?

She made up the whole story and didn't think of the backlash that would cause...

# ? Feb 23, 2016 02:21

naem: May 29, 2011

I said come in! posted:

What benefit is there for a start up company to operate in San Francisco anyways? Why not somewhere in the midwest or like Arizona, Utah, and Nevada where it's really cheap to live and operate a business?

You could literally hire actors to wear the right plaid shirt/tattoo/undercut haircut etc look and write a sales pitch that proposes some tech sounding concept and get handed millions of dollars by investors.

Being in the Bay Aryuh�� is part of that act

If you can produce an APP�� and or website of any sort at all, and then put on a good show with your actor "employees" looking techy enough, you can milk that for a couple years and then just fold, paying yourself x% off the top

And then do it all again citing experience

# ? Feb 23, 2016 02:26

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

naem posted:

You could literally hire actors to wear the right plaid shirt/tattoo/undercut haircut etc look and write a sales pitch that proposes some tech sounding concept and get handed millions of dollars by investors.

Being in the Bay Aryuh©™® is part of that act

If you can produce an APP©©™® and or website of any sort at all, and then put on a good show with your actor "employees" looking techy enough, you can milk that for a couple years and then just fold, paying yourself x% off the top

And then do it all again citing experience

Let's do it.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 02:32

skeevy achievements: Feb 25, 2008; by merry exmarx

naem posted:

You could literally hire actors to wear the right plaid shirt/tattoo/undercut haircut etc look and write a sales pitch that proposes some tech sounding concept and get handed millions of dollars by investors.

Being in the Bay Aryuh�� is part of that act

If you can produce an APP�� and or website of any sort at all, and then put on a good show with your actor "employees" looking techy enough, you can milk that for a couple years and then just fold, paying yourself x% off the top

And then do it all again citing experience

this is basically what Enron did and their investors were a hell of a lot smarter than your typical bay area jackpot winners

# ? Feb 23, 2016 02:33

Novo: May 13, 2003; ^{Stercorem pro cerebro habes}; Soiled Meat

Internaut! posted:

this is basically what Enron did and their investors were a hell of a lot smarter than your typical bay area jackpot winners

except evidently not because, end result

# ? Feb 23, 2016 02:38

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

King of Bees posted:

Let's do it.

I've got a background in finance, am covered in tats, and rocked a Mohawk until 2013. I can bring a sort of hard edged realism to this endeavor.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 02:38

naem: May 29, 2011

King of Bees posted:

Let's do it.

I am living in a really awful studio apt and I think I might be able to fit a bunk bed into the one closet, for which I will charge two of you $2000 dollars each, however you will not have access to the kitchen/bathroom half of the room (there is a Starbucks bathroom across the street) and will have to enter/exit using the fire escape via a plywood tunnel (that you will construct at your own expense), also I get a non-negotiable 10% of both stock and 10% of cash in case of a billion dollar miracle buyout

# ? Feb 23, 2016 02:46

The Duchess Smackarse: May 8, 2012; by Lowtax

radiatinglines posted:

12 x 40 = 480 you retard

Now multiply that by 2 and subtract taxes, and you get what they make in a paycheck (paychecks are bi-weekly, you mega retard)

# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:14

Fiend: Dec 2, 2001

gannyGrabber posted:

Now multiply that by 2 and subtract taxes, and you get what they make in a paycheck (paychecks are bi-weekly, you mega retard)

What if they're 1099 workers?

What if I get tax breaks from the Federal Government?

What if I do not recognize the legitimacy of the government?

# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:18

The Duchess Smackarse: May 8, 2012; by Lowtax

Fiend posted:

What if they're 1099 workers?

What if I get tax breaks from the Federal Government?

What if I do not recognize the legitimacy of the government?

I don't know what those are

You'll prolly get a return in and around April, or whenever

I hear there are a few open spots with those wacky Bundy lads

# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:21

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Fiend posted:

What if they're 1099 workers?

What if I get tax breaks from the Federal Government?

What if I do not recognize the legitimacy of the government?

If she's ever done her own taxes I would be shocked.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:22

Fiend: Dec 2, 2001

gannyGrabber posted:

I don't know what those are

You'll prolly get a return in and around April, or whenever

I hear there are a few open spots with those wacky Bundy lads

I am not going to question the legitimacy of the Federal Government.

Full disclosure - just realized I could benefit from a future land auction I can easily flip into a feral cow and vulture sanctuary over in Nevada.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:27

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

gannyGrabber posted:

Now multiply that by 2 and subtract taxes, and you get what they make in a paycheck (paychecks are bi-weekly, you mega retard)

I don't know what would be more retarded, the dude thinking that 12hr weekly would be 840 dollars, or the dude thinking that 420 weekly is a living wage

Both display about the level of detachment from reality goons have

# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:35

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

I said come in! posted:

Why don't more tech companies do telecommute work?

Because millenials.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:37

Clochette: Aug 12, 2013

Hang on a second, didn't somebody mention she writes for Cracked?

Because I read this article like a week ago:

7 Things I Learned as an Accomplice to Mass Murder

quote:

We all operate under a general moral code: don't kill, don't steal, don't crash into that car just because they didn't signal before merging, blah blah blah. When someone breaks that code in an exciting way, we flock to our preferred news sources like moths to a flame to learn all the gory details, before some other crime catches our attention.

How often have you found yourself wondering what it's like to be on the other side of a sensational headline? When I was 10 years old, it happened to me. In August 2000, my mother's three best friends were arrested for the murders of five people. She was accused of providing the alibi. Looking back, this is what I learned:

quote:

July 30, 2000: Glenn, Justin, and Dawn abduct elderly Annette and Ivan Stineman and bring them back to the Helzer house. The Stinemans are then drugged and forced to write out checks to Bishop totaling $100,000. My mother's role in all this? She was responsible for the trio's alibi: receipts for us all for dinner and a movie. At first blush, that seems like the most innocuous crime ever committed, but it gets bad in a hurry.

My mother took me out that night and bought three extra adult tickets for a showing of X-Men and three extra adult meals at Denny's -- so far, the only crimes being committed are against good taste. But as my mother and I watched Professor Xavier battle his longtime frenemy, Magneto, Glenn and Justin dragged the elderly couple into the Helzer bathroom. Justin bashed Ivan's head against the tile, and Glenn slit Annette's throat with a hunting knife. While I stuffed my face with meatloaf and mashed potatoes, Glenn, Justin, and Dawn dismembered the elderly couple's bodies and tried feeding them to a pair of dogs Glenn had recently adopted. The animals refused the meal.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 04:47

ProperCauldron: Oct 11, 2004; nah chill

Clochette posted:

Hang on a second, didn't somebody mention she writes for Cracked?

Because I read this article like a week ago:

7 Things I Learned as an Accomplice to Mass Murder

Holy gently caress. How does one get paid writing like that?

How can I get paid? Dayum.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 04:57

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

ProperCoochie posted:

Holy gently caress. How does one get paid writing like that?

How can I get paid? Dayum.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 05:01

Pitdragon: Jan 20, 2004; Just another lurker

ProperCoochie posted:

Holy gently caress. How does one get paid writing like that?

How can I get paid? Dayum.

seems as simple as becoming an accomplice to mass murder

# ? Feb 23, 2016 05:03

Klyith: Aug 3, 2007; GBS Pledge Week

ProperCoochie posted:

Holy gently caress. How does one get paid writing like that?

How can I get paid? Dayum.

for writing like that, you get paid marginally more than you got paid for writing a post on forums.somethingawful.com

# ? Feb 23, 2016 05:10

Clochette: Aug 12, 2013

ProperCoochie posted:

Holy gently caress. How does one get paid writing like that?

How can I get paid? Dayum.

Apparently you first need to spend 4 years in university.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 05:10

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Ha, this chick is a wreck. And I don't think half the stuff she said in the last section ever happened.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 05:13

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Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

Klyith posted:

for writing like that, you get paid marginally more than you got paid for writing a post on forums.somethingawful.com

Negative 9 dollars?

# ? Feb 23, 2016 06:07

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