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Damn Dirty Ape: Jan 23, 2015; I love you Dr. Zaius

Dowlphin posted:

My dedication belongs to those who aren't willingly building hell on earth, and every day I have to work hard at not feeling dead because of that onslaught.

This seems like a pretty reasonable response to 5 downvotes.

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Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

My name is Dowlphin, brony of bronies;
Look on my works, ye mighty, and downvote!

# ? Feb 23, 2016 19:35

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

drat Dirty Ape posted:

This seems like a pretty reasonable response to 5 downvotes.

Agreed. He seems like a reasonable fellow that is deeply rooted in reality.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 19:35

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Feb 23, 2016 19:39

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Why do these people subject themselves to the internet :confused:

# ? Feb 23, 2016 19:39

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

Either a troll or a crackpot

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/319507/to-chris-roberts-cgi-and-all-the-devs

# ? Feb 23, 2016 19:40

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

MeLKoR posted:

Nice work - prime example of 4th Citizen type of my inventory

Please don't out yourself in the thread though

# ? Feb 23, 2016 19:41

pepito sanchez: Apr 3, 2004; I'm not mexican

have there been any recent posts by that sad seal man? or are they all just too depressing to read?

# ? Feb 23, 2016 19:43

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

pepito sanchez posted:

have there been any recent posts by that sad seal man? or are they all just too depressing to read?

Humility was last active on November, 2015. I hope that means that they found the support they needed :unsmith:

# ? Feb 23, 2016 19:49

Xaerael: Aug 25, 2010; Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

So, stage 4 when through without a hitch unlike stage 3. We can go through with stage 5 now if people are eager? You need a platinum upgrade to see this text has the You need a platinum upgrade to see this text ready, and I'm pretty sure they're all compatible with the new update. We *should* be able to get the You need a platinum upgrade to see this text software up and running on the new version ASAP, as our guys have already worked out the exploit to avoid the new "law enforcement" measures.

As always, it's all available on the FTP, just don't ram the bandwidth too much in one go as poor You need a platinum upgrade to see this text's net will grind to a halt, haha.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 19:49

no_recall: Aug 17, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

PTU 2.2 - How can people be still excited for this pile of poo poo?

# ? Feb 23, 2016 19:51

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; posting is magic

Mirificus posted:

Humility was last active on November, 2015. I hope that means that they found the support they needed

He's the only SC backer i feel sorry for.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 19:51

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

MeLKoR posted:

Modding tools will require private servers.

But private servers will be literally the last thing CIG even thinks about before release.

So when will they do modding tools?

# ? Feb 23, 2016 19:54

no_recall: Aug 17, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Modding tools will require private servers.

But private servers will be literally the last thing CIG even thinks about before release.

So when will they do modding tools?

IIRC, they can't do Private Servers due to server requirements etc etc, the plan was to have BF3/BF4 kinda of rent-a-server from CIG (which I can totally see happening).

Could be wrong though, but that's what I remember.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 19:58

G0RF: Mar 19, 2015; Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

Off the current topic, but for those of you trying to lose weight, a helpful video.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 19:59

Beexoffel: Oct 4, 2015; Herald of the Stimpire

Galarox posted:

The writing's on the wall...

It is beautiful and prompted me to read up on the painting and the event on Wikipedia.
I find it interesting that in the original painting, Belshazzar looks surprised. But that in this version, Chris looks as if something he intended, is announced.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 20:01

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Xaerael posted:

So, stage 4 when through without a hitch unlike stage 3. We can go through with stage 5 now if people are eager? You need a platinum upgrade to see this text has the You need a platinum upgrade to see this text ready, and I'm pretty sure they're all compatible with the new update. We *should* be able to get the You need a platinum upgrade to see this text software up and running on the new version ASAP, as our guys have already worked out the exploit to avoid the new "law enforcement" measures.

As always, it's all available on the FTP, just don't ram the bandwidth too much in one go as poor You need a platinum upgrade to see this text's net will grind to a halt, haha.

Can confirm EightAce is in. He'll upload a few treats for you, possibly tonight or tomorrow :getin:

Don't post any of it here ofc

# ? Feb 23, 2016 20:01

G0RF: Mar 19, 2015; Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

Colostomy Bag posted:

Either a troll or a crackpot

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/319507/to-chris-roberts-cgi-and-all-the-devs

This guy is one credit check away from a personal phone call from Sandi Gardiner.

"VIP mark on line-one. Commence Operation: Deep Fleece"

# ? Feb 23, 2016 20:01

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; posting is magic

no_recall posted:

that's what I remember.

lol

# ? Feb 23, 2016 20:01

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Modding tools will require private servers.

But private servers will be literally the last thing CIG even thinks about before release.

So when will they do modding tools?

It's safe to build hype for things that will never happen

# ? Feb 23, 2016 20:02

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

I think we should call the edited classical paintings PAAART

# ? Feb 23, 2016 20:03

Berious: Nov 13, 2005

TTerrible posted:

Well, it turns out we were wrong. CIG proved us completely wrong.

The inevitable consequence of piracy isn't rape. It's being sent TO YOUR ROOM, DON'T SLAM THAT DOOR EITHER

Luckily your room has plenty of wank mags so you still get to drop a load

# ? Feb 23, 2016 20:03

Tippis: Mar 21, 2008; It's yet another day in the wasteland.

no_recall posted:

IIRC, they can't do Private Servers due to server requirements etc etc, the plan was to have BF3/BF4 kinda of rent-a-server from CIG (which I can totally see happening).

Could be wrong though, but that's what I remember.

�Wrong� as far as SC goes is always relative to whatever point in time you want to remember.
The KS pitch listed �Mod-able multiplayer (hosted by YOU)� as one of its core features � as in, not even a stretch goal.

CIG @�Kickstarter posted:

� Allowing user generated content is a key design goal
Our modding tools will allow players to design new ships for both submission to the persistent RSI ship dealer network or to build custom ships and items for the self-hosted multiplayer mode.

Of course, anyone who understands game development will know that your core features are the ones you should least expect to come true.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 20:04

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

no_recall posted:

IIRC, they can't do Private Servers due to server requirements etc etc, the plan was to have BF3/BF4 kinda of rent-a-server from CIG (which I can totally see happening).

Could be wrong though, but that's what I remember.

No they were private, personal mini-servers where backers could load their own mods and do whatever the gently caress they wanted and everyone got a pony and whatever other bullshit it takes to make you buy more starships!

G0RF posted:

Off the current topic, but for those of you trying to lose weight, a helpful video.

Step 1: No Beer

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU.

(Awesome video).

# ? Feb 23, 2016 20:06

Dusty Lens: Jul 1, 2015; All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

I've yet to see a game that has accessible modding tools that allow any real meaningful change that wasn't largely, if not entirely, built with those tools in the first place. I could be oblivious to a library of examples to the contrary but I imagine that even those were put together by dedicated teams working to break the game and reverse engineer it at great effort and with a great deal of experience.

How anyone could look at the fresh new hell that is SC's development woes and the insane difficulty they're having at ironing out even the most foundation elements of play and that'll transform into an ease of use modding suite by the year's end is pretty loving delusional.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 20:11

The Kins: Oct 2, 2004

G0RF posted:

See, now if that $100 million went towards a sequel to Elastomania, nobody would be complaining.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 20:11

Ash1138: Sep 29, 2001; Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

aleksendr posted:

Apparently "physicalised EVA" (AKA floor humping ragdolls) is back in. Does that count ?

They cant really make good or important progress since the German enginners are probably focused on Crobizzle directorial Magnus Opus, so they fiddle with what they can in the meantime.

floor humping ragdolls is my new band name

# ? Feb 23, 2016 20:13

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

The important Issues section of the patch notes is always my fave

quote:

Important Issues:

There are red-gold lights surrounding the major space stations on Crusader, which is distorting visuals in the areas.

Ship engines can sometimes become stuck at 10 m/s even when in SCM mode.

The Klaus & Werner ATT4 energy rifle is not currently being awarded to players that kill a Level 5 Criminal.

Using the Holotable in the Revel & York hangar will cause the game client to become unresponsive.

EVA�ing back into a ship with interior physics is having issues such as permanent ragdoll and death.

We highly recommend using a ship with a cockpit if you have one available, or using the test Sabre.

you already have fps. you already have boarding.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 20:15

aleksendr: May 14, 2014

G0RF posted:

Off the current topic, but for those of you trying to lose weight, a helpful video.

While most of it is reasonable comedy advice, the "You are a piece of poo poo" part is completely optional.

Some people get motivated by self depreciation but not everyone. Always remember than by doing exercise your doing some good to yourself, even if its just a little bit.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 20:17

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

A Neurotic Jew posted:

The important Issues section of the patch notes is always my fave

you already have fps. you already have boarding.

Games > Star Citizen: Permanent ragdoll and death.

"There are red-gold lights surrounding the major space stations on Crusader, which is distorting visuals in the areas."
How does one end up with extra lights they can't remove?

# ? Feb 23, 2016 20:18

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

SelenicMartian posted:

Games > Star Citizen: Permanent ragdoll and death.

Someone else nag FAU this time

# ? Feb 23, 2016 20:20

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Hope for Karl yet

# ? Feb 23, 2016 20:26

xanif: Nov 3, 2010; Beer: Who was your first kill, not counting old men?
Eonwe: One of the outlaws in the Brotherhood.
Seraph84: I was there that day. You were only a squire, sixteen years old.
Eonwe: You killed Friendly Tumour with a counter-post. Best move I ever saw.; Oven Wrangler

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Step 1: No Beer

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU.

(Awesome video).

Just drink some low calorie beer. Try this

# ? Feb 23, 2016 20:26

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

xanif posted:

Just drink some low calorie beer. Try this

Some really bad advice itt

# ? Feb 23, 2016 20:28

Berious: Nov 13, 2005

Dusty Lens posted:

Hello friends

We have added

A new feature

When you click a button

A light will turn on

It is a yellow light

It makes the room brighter

By activating the button again

The light will turn off

You will no longer see the light

The room will be made darker

Hitting the button again

Will reactivate the light

Causing the room to illuminate

Once again

The light will remain yellow

The button can be identified

As a button on the wall

It is square

With a blue circle in the middle

Activate it by using the use function

Activating it will turn on, or off, the light

# ? Feb 23, 2016 20:28

sanctimoniousqfd: Dec 16, 2015

xanif posted:

Just drink some low calorie beer. Try this

No good can come of this.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 20:29

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

Mirificus posted:

Humility was last active on November, 2015. I hope that means that they found the support they needed

I choose to believe this. The other possibility doesn't bear thinking about.

Oh, you feel bad? Well, the obvious thing is to buy more jpgs and RP a lot on the internet.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 20:33

xanif: Nov 3, 2010; Beer: Who was your first kill, not counting old men?
Eonwe: One of the outlaws in the Brotherhood.
Seraph84: I was there that day. You were only a squire, sixteen years old.
Eonwe: You killed Friendly Tumour with a counter-post. Best move I ever saw.; Oven Wrangler