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9hotonic posted:Millions of newbies are living in absolute poverty. Regions like GBS and FYAD are filled with poor helpless new members. Will you adopt one today?
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 14:19 |
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9hotonic posted:Millions of newbies are living in absolute poverty. Regions like GBS and FYAD are filled with poor helpless new members. Will you adopt one today? lol |
# ? Feb 23, 2016 14:38 |
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 16:03 |
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can someone take me in and teach me how to be funny please? I've already got chilling down, I think, so I am not a newbie in that regard.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 19:38 |
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just a quick word to the newbies. if you aren't adopted don't get your feelings hurt. we have a very low adoption rate here. i think it's because yobbers are afraid of commitment. and work. they're afraid of work i used to pick up all the unwanted newbies in these threads so they didn't feel rejected but frankly i can't fit any more in my house.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 19:42 |
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i found the desiccated corpse of a newbie behind my couch when i was cleaning up so I'm clearly not fit to adopt another
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 20:43 |
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Luvcow posted:i found the desiccated corpse of a newbie behind my couch when i was cleaning up so I'm clearly not fit to adopt another Warning to all newbies: your mentor may leave you to die, it's cruel but it happens. |
# ? Feb 23, 2016 20:45 |
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Matoi Ryuko posted:Warning to all newbies: your mentor may leave you to die, it's cruel but it happens. newbies : if this happens to you simply become a bone bud and turn the tables on that crusty mentor!
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 20:51 |
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:newbies : if this happens to you simply become a bone bud and turn the tables on that crusty mentor! The newbie uprising has already begun!! |
# ? Feb 23, 2016 20:54 |
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Matoi Ryuko posted:The newbie uprising has already begun!! hello fellow lurkers. I'm with the revolution. |
# ? Feb 23, 2016 20:57 |
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I'm going to be a free agent |
# ? Feb 23, 2016 21:22 |
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Am I The Only Fucker Getting Adopted Or What |
# ? Feb 23, 2016 21:23 |
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b h m posted:Am I The Only Fucker Getting Adopted Or What You're like the first round draft pick! |
# ? Feb 23, 2016 21:25 |
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The rear end band will now play you their song of farts |
# ? Feb 23, 2016 21:26 |
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I'm a terrible adoptive mother, I'm sorry newbies |
# ? Feb 23, 2016 21:31 |
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City of Glompton posted:I'm a terrible adoptive mother, I'm sorry newbies You make an egg-scellent mentor!!!! Be-leaf in yourself!!! |
# ? Feb 23, 2016 21:34 |
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b h m posted:You make an egg-scellent mentor!!!! Be-leaf in yourself!!! i feel that that first part of that pun makes a lot of sense but the second bit doesn't quite hit home maybe i'm just missing something
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 22:01 |
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i didnt know whether i should approach a newbie or let the newbies approach me |
# ? Feb 24, 2016 00:11 |
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i flunked out posted:i didnt know whether i should approach a newbie or let the newbies approach me We could assign you a newbie if you'd prefer! |
# ? Feb 24, 2016 00:12 |
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i flunked out posted:i didnt know whether i should approach a newbie or let the newbies approach me crouch down to their level and hold a treat out in your open hand. Don't make eye contact right away you don't want to spook them
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 00:29 |
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Matoi Ryuko posted:We could assign you a newbie if you'd prefer! I wouldn't mind that FluffieDuckie posted:crouch down to their level and hold a treat out in your open hand. Don't make eye contact right away you don't want to spook them ive been rubbing my fingers together and making kissy noises, but so far nothings happened |
# ? Feb 24, 2016 00:33 |
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I like posting in the grey forums too, but there's something special about the yob, ya know? |
# ? Feb 24, 2016 01:36 |
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PinkoBastard posted:I like posting in the grey forums too, but there's something special about the yob, ya know? yobetcha
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 02:00 |
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MrWillsauce posted:yobetcha I'm adopting this guy too!! |
# ? Feb 24, 2016 02:13 |
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you are welcome to smoke a dewbie with this newbie
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 02:36 |
MrWillsauce posted:you are welcome to smoke a dewbie with this newbie Your password to the BYOB deepweb drug emporium is on its way. ---------------- |
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 03:11 |
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i would request adoption but i fear you would just eat me
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 10:05 |
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Breakfast Dorito posted:i would request adoption but i fear you would just eat me I'll adopt this one based solely on having a great usernsme. how are you today, friend? |
# ? Feb 24, 2016 13:40 |
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can i actually get adopted i'm lonely :c |
# ? Feb 24, 2016 14:25 |
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9hotonic posted:can i actually get adopted i'm lonely :c okay, I'll adopt you both. 9hotonoc, I would,like to introduce you to your posting brother/sister Breakfast Dorito. You two will be great friends, and I'm already proud. |
# ? Feb 24, 2016 14:37 |
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Piso Mojado posted:I'll adopt this one based solely on having a great usernsme. how are you today, friend? i am good! one day I hope to be a Doritos™ 3D™ Piso Mojado posted:okay, I'll adopt you both. 9hotonoc, I would,like to introduce you to your posting brother/sister Breakfast Dorito. You two will be great friends, and I'm already proud. i have always wanted a sister 9hotonic posted:can i actually get adopted i'm lonely :c I relate to your title text. Please don't eat me
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 14:44 |
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Piso Mojado posted:okay, I'll adopt you both. 9hotonoc, I would,like to introduce you to your posting brother/sister Breakfast Dorito. You two will be great friends, and I'm already proud. Breakfast Dorito posted:i am good! one day I hope to be a Doritos™ 3D™ i won't eat you as long as you don't eat me! thank you momma/dadda/nongenderspecificparent piso |
# ? Feb 24, 2016 17:45 |
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i will adopt a n00b |
# ? Feb 24, 2016 19:04 |
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Can I adopt myself? I think I really 'get' my posting style and would be an excellent mentor.
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 19:42 |
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I will be some lucky poster's deadbeat dad. |
# ? Feb 25, 2016 15:54 |
GoodbyeTurtles posted:I will be some lucky poster's deadbeat dad. will you step out to check a subreddit and then never come home? |
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# ? Feb 25, 2016 16:28 |
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tip for the newbies: BYOB stands for Bring Your Own BYOB
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# ? Feb 25, 2016 16:53 |
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Vynar posted:tip for the newbies: You were my newbie once, now your older, wiser, stronger, more agile ,much more compact, muscular |
# ? Feb 25, 2016 17:26 |
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GoodbyeTurtles posted:You were my newbie once, now your older, wiser, stronger, more agile ,much more compact, muscular smarter, better at chess, faster, can leap higher, |
# ? Feb 25, 2016 18:51 |
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i was adopted in some other thread but I can't remember the circumstances
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# ? Feb 25, 2016 19:09 |