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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Kibner posted:

Colston rules and I wish him the best.

*nod*

He was the #1 for a division rival when my franchise was winning a lot of football. I respect the hell him, but I super loving hated that dude; he ALWAYS figured out hot to get open for a clutch play. It never failed.

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Feb 23, 2016

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2yfEiKlzb4

#pray4edp

Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 23:22 on Feb 23, 2016

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
After seeing the replay and it not being midnight, I think Burfict is right, he pulled up and got screw along with all of Cincinnati. Those refs were crooked as can be. They just wanted known sexual deviant Peyton Manning to win the "Big Game".

Peyton: "Awe shucks I love you Roger."

Edit: I wonder if Butler Hyundai knows they are sponsoring EDP on my computer?

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
drat daniel

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever


EatDatPussy445 posted:

taken away in shackles my
nigga

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Elephanthead posted:

After seeing the replay and it not being midnight, I think Burfict is right, he pulled up

I think burfict tried to pull up. I also think he tried about as hard as I did on my non-major college classes. Neatly explains the final score for both too, what an apt metaphor.

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Spoeank posted:

I didn't realize it was behind a paywall for some, I don't know why it isn't for me

Few pages back, but the word filter hitting Tom Brady is cracking me up.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/benvolin/status/702280963389259776

Dan Marino owns and I hope he runs the Dolphins one day

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Ehud posted:

https://twitter.com/benvolin/status/702280963389259776

Dan Marino owns and I hope he runs the Dolphins one day

Marino is once again sick of Elway winning poo poo

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Marino was always better than Elway anyway, no homer

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Parmesan Basil posted:

Marino was always better than Elway anyway, no homer

no

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Wait, seriously?

I remember getting him in fantasy (LOL MODS?!) way back when he was a "te" and he just dominated. Great career for him.

Yep. I have no idea how he never made an appearance, but he definitely deserved to.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

This man, he lives life on the edge.

If you prank his phone after you found his number on twitter... he will post YOUR number on twitter.

CALL THE POLICE, WHAT?!?!

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

Chilichimp posted:

*nod*

He was the #1 for a division rival when my franchise was winning a lot of football. I respect the hell him, but I super loving hated that dude; he ALWAYS figured out hot to get open for a clutch play. It never failed.

What made it even better was that he wasn't overly fast or quick. He just... leveraged his body well and had great hands.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Thank god you said no

Now I know it's true

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Kibner posted:

What made it even better was that he wasn't overly fast or quick. He just... leveraged his body well and had great hands.

He never gave up on plays, either. That mother fucker had route trees after his route trees.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009


please don't troll

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

EDP HAS A WEBSTORE

holy poo poo somebody please buy all of those for me and send it to Brazil tia

Chilichimp posted:

This man, he lives life on the edge.

If you prank his phone after you found his number on twitter... he will post YOUR number on twitter.

CALL THE POLICE, WHAT?!?!

I have good news for you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqf447F8d0g

He evens drop a Jay Elec mention, EDP is my spirit animal

Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Feb 24, 2016

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
I officially want a "WTF is poppin" shirt.

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013
Relevent RE: Marino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48sWaIlBmk4

that bomb he throws off the flea flicker is so sick.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Ehud posted:

Dan Marino owns and I hope he runs the Dolphins one day

Cleveland could potentially get a lot better if they remember the name of JFF's connection.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Thank god you said no

Now I know it's true

I'm biased from watching John Elway skullfuck my team for two decades

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Silly Burrito posted:

Yep. I have no idea how he never made an appearance, but he definitely deserved to.

Certain franchises tend to gobble up the medium tier appointments (Looking at you, KC)

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
http://deadspin.com/dante-fowler-apologizes-for-watching-two-women-brawl-1760864969

Jags D can't even cause controversy right.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Elephanthead posted:

After seeing the replay and it not being midnight, I think Burfict is right, he pulled up and got screw along with all of Cincinnati. Those refs were crooked as can be. They just wanted known sexual deviant Peyton Manning to win the "Big Game".

Peyton: "Awe shucks I love you Roger."

Edit: I wonder if Butler Hyundai knows they are sponsoring EDP on my computer?

Von Miller would've ripped Dalton's head off and poo poo down his throat just like all the other QBs

Parmesan Basil posted:

Marino was always better than Elway anyway, no homer

lol

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
The Jags taught him this behavior by just standing by and watching the Texans and Colts go at it for the division every year.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

In your world is Steve young not as good as Terry Bradshaw or something

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Mystic Stylez posted:

EDP HAS A WEBSTORE

holy poo poo somebody please buy all of those for me and send it to Brazil tia

This t-shirt is pretty baller:

http://edp-apparel.myshopify.com/products/short-sleeve-mens-t-shirt-3

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


AAA DOLFAN posted:

In your world is Steve young not as good as Terry Bradshaw or something

No, I just think it's funny when Parm posts about QBs

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
One of EDP's shirts is a picture of him wearing one of the other shirts for sale. It's like staring into infinity.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I've only seen ten or so full games with Marino and maybe twenty with Elway but it seems pretty crazy to me to say Elway is better. Marino with TD wins 12 Superbowls in his first three seasons.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Mystic Stylez posted:

EDP HAS A WEBSTORE

holy poo poo somebody please buy all of those for me and send it to Brazil tia

Oh. My. God.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

3 DONG HORSE posted:

No, I just think it's funny when Parm posts about QBs

I have watched some games with good ones in my day, believe it or not. Just because the Chiefs haven't had one in my posting career doesn't mean I don't know these things!

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Eifert Posting posted:

I've only seen ten or so full games with Marino and maybe twenty with Elway but it seems pretty crazy to me to say Elway is better. Marino with TD wins 12 Superbowls in his first three seasons.
Maybe if he didn't have to go through Jim Kelly. :c00lbert:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Eifert Posting posted:

I've only seen ten or so full games with Marino and maybe twenty with Elway but it seems pretty crazy to me to say Elway is better. Marino with TD wins 12 Superbowls in his first three seasons.

To be fair early on in his career Elway had less to work with, I can't ever remember any of the names of the Three Amigos. Meanwhile the Marks Brothers were real good.

I mainly made this post because I miss those nicknames, Marino was better.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I've lost less Super Bowls than mARINO

sweet thursday fucked around with this message at 05:59 on Feb 24, 2016

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Grittybeard posted:

I can't ever remember any of the names of the Three Amigos.
Mark Jackson
Vance Johnson
Ricky Nattiel

:smugdog:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I knew that off the top of my head btw

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25492382/poll-tim-tebow-voted-americas-5th-favorite-nfl-qb-tops-russell-wilson

Poll: Tim Tebow voted America's 5th favorite NFL QB, tops Russell Wilson

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Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010


a receiver no longer in his prime? here comes ozzie


also i gotta hold back on buying the edp shirt that's a picture of him wearing a shirt he sells

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