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Who will win the caucuses?
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
John Kasich
Marco Rubio
Donald Trump
Jeb, somehow
Baby Hitler
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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
From CNN's exclusive interview with Malania Trump: "I will go topless if husband win."

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

:vince:

My Imaginary GF posted:

From CNN's exclusive interview with Malania Trump: "I will go topless if husband win."

I know who I'm voting for next week.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
I can't believe Beck got personally stumped by Trump live on national cable news. This is the greatest campaign cycle ever and we're not even into the madness of the Senate races yet. It's like I'm one bowl into a 30-gallon vat of ice cream.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
https://twitter.com/8NewsNow/status/702316971006644224

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:lol: Jeb is the biggest spender in Nevada, followed by the Rubio! campaign.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
I really need to see Trump and Beck. I hope somebody uploads it to youtube tomorrow.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

i just slashed my arm and wrote "TRUMP" on the ballot box and most of the counting table in blood, there's election law in Nevada backing this up as a valid vote

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Who are the La Raza?

They are a device to frighten white people.

like ACORN.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Caucuses own.

https://twitter.com/awzurcher/status/702317796043071489

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

skaboomizzy posted:

I can't believe Beck got personally stumped by Trump live on national cable news. This is the greatest campaign cycle ever and we're not even into the madness of the Senate races yet. It's like I'm one bowl into a 30-gallon vat of ice cream.

what happened?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc


Someone needs to report this dude to CPS before his daughter is eaten.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Sir Tonk posted:



Someone needs to report this dude to CPS before his daughter is eaten.

as last known photographs go this one will do nicely when the dateline nbc camera does the slow zoom and tilt as the color fades

Dapper Dan
Dec 16, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Joementum posted:

:lol: Jeb is the biggest spender in Nevada, followed by the Rubio! campaign.

gotta spend that guac bowl money somehow

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Jewel Repetition posted:

I really need to see Trump and Beck. I hope somebody uploads it to youtube tomorrow.

There's nothing to see. They were on different sides of a big high school gym. Trump didn't start speaking until after Beck had stopped.

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007


If they can unite behind hating Hillary and enough of the disheartened Millenials don't turn up we're looking at His Imperial Excellency, First of His Name, Donald J. Trump.

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Joementum posted:

:lol: Jeb is the biggest spender in Nevada, followed by the Rubio! campaign.

I enjoyed maddow's use of "from beyond the grave" :spooky:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
lol Glenn Beck is wearing a fedora.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

dimebag dinkman posted:

What is this, the golden age of GBS? Is bigpeeler going to be doing live MSPaint commentary as the results come in?

We worship bigpeeler as a god in this subforum

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Sir Tonk posted:



That local stream is special.

Kinsey livereading tweets and also being queen* of Pol is a recipe for disaster.



*some contest her eligibility because she may have slept with a black guy once

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/TheFriddle/status/702316134008119297

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.
This is the most Nevada caucus of all time.

Kings Of Calabria
Sep 10, 2013

Joementum posted:

http://www.nevadagopcaucus.org/what-are-caucuses-.html

4. What happens at a Republican caucus?

If you will be attending your first caucus and aren’t sure how it works, don’t worry, many of your fellow Republican caucus goers will be attending their first caucus too. Fortunately, Republican caucuses are simple and easy to understand.

Thanks. I get tripped up in minor details where it starts getting into if this then that blah blah percentages blah unpledged, but the core concept is more clear.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

farraday posted:

This is the most Nevada caucus of all time.

https://twitter.com/mrsmaryfisher/status/702318624632012800

Diqnol
May 10, 2010


That is unfuckingbelievable. Have fun, Trump and New England Police (department?) association!

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

CubsWoo posted:

We don't have to wait until November for the race war

https://twitter.com/jimmyalto/status/702310577893314560

Caucus volunteers aren't allowed to wear clothing showing electoral preference?

Hmm. . . nah, I can't remember a hubbub about something like that, definitely not from three days ago. Nope. None at all.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

I can't even tell any more.

This loving election cycle.

You see what you did to America, Obama? Do you see?

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
At this point the greatest thing that could happen is for Cruz to win and every Trump supporter to go to the mat for Trump having the election stolen from him. How could he legitimately lose when he had vote counters wearing his gear? Clearly another Ted Cruz cheap trick.


How can anyone deny caucuses own?

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Trump people hate
Hate like the wind
Trump people vote
Vote like the wind
Even old moldy Priebus
Didn't wanna let em in
But T-t-t-trump people
W-w-w-will win
(Alright!)
You know the Trump ladies
Votin' in their shoes and their coats
Saw one take down a protestor just by bitin' his throat
Alriiiiight

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
https://twitter.com/elainaplott/status/702318642101223424
https://twitter.com/elainaplott/status/702318914764558337

Dahn
Sep 4, 2004

The guy on the left looks a lot like Elvis.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Gyges posted:

How can anyone deny caucuses own?

Some of us yet respect sanity and the art of compromise. Caucuses are a drunken shouting match, with results written on envelopes and then texted to a man who lost his phone this morning.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/awzurcher/status/702319670116745216

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
So, Marco Rubio was once a Mormon and now splits his time between the Catholic Church and Baptist Church.

Does Marco Rubio actually believe in anything?

dimebag dinkman
Feb 20, 2003

Spiros posted:

That is unfuckingbelievable. Have fun, Trump and New England Police (department?) association!

I think it says "benevolent". A union thing? I dunno

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
As was mentioned earlier, the credentials committee is going to have some fun with the Nevada delegation at the RNC.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
La Raza, Goldshirts, and now the KKK are showing up trying to intimidate people

Trump shows up personally to stump Glenn Beck live on national news

They're running out of ballots because there's too many people

Fraud with counting ballots

No one is checking IDs and people are voting more than once and it's just chaos






My takeaway is that Iowa goddamn sucks and is boring

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


i can't believe a state as insane as nevada exists

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Gyges posted:

So, Marco Rubio was once a Mormon and now splits his time between the Catholic Church and Baptist Church.

Does Marco Rubio actually believe in anything?

The First, Second and Third Laws

Dahn
Sep 4, 2004

Gyges posted:

So, Marco Rubio was once a Mormon and now splits his time between the Catholic Church and Baptist Church.

Does Marco Rubio actually believe in anything?

He believes in you. You can be great.

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



:stare:

Holy poo poo, now I see why some people were advocating against democracy. This is beautiful insanity.

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