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Who will win the caucuses?
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
John Kasich
Marco Rubio
Donald Trump
Jeb, somehow
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mightygerm
Jun 29, 2002



Brannock posted:

La Raza, Goldshirts, and now the KKK are showing up trying to intimidate people

Trump shows up personally to stump Glenn Beck live on national news

They're running out of ballots because there's too many people

Fraud with counting ballots

No one is checking IDs and people are voting more than once and it's just chaos

My takeaway is that Iowa goddamn sucks and is boring

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CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
All we need now is Hof and the Bunny Ranch girls attempting to influence voters in line to make this the most Nevada thing of all time

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Maddow is so adorably giddy about the downfall of American democracy :3:

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Brannock posted:

La Raza, Goldshirts, and now the KKK are showing up trying to intimidate people

Trump shows up personally to stump Glenn Beck live on national news

They're running out of ballots because there's too many people

Fraud with counting ballots

No one is checking IDs and people are voting more than once and it's just chaos






My takeaway is that Iowa goddamn sucks and is boring

A Republican wouldn't know a La Raza member if they wore a shirt. Surprised there were no reports of a Black Panther speaking for Ben Carson in the precinct with Trump and Beck.

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

https://twitter.com/RalstonReports/status/702317350561804288

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
And people were wondering why nobody was polling Nevada....

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Youth Decay posted:

Maddow is so adorably giddy about the downfall of American democracy :3:

Why is her neck so long?

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

I think by "La Raza" they meant ordinary Hispanic people.

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

This election is like a 365 day long movie that owns hard.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Gyges posted:

So, Marco Rubio was once a Mormon and now splits his time between the Catholic Church and Baptist Church.

Does Marco Rubio actually believe in anything?

That Barack Obama knows exactly what he's doing.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

I'm expecting NV to be Trump by 40+ or surprise Cruz win. Who loving knows at this point.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

This election is like a 365 day long movie that owns hard.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
I love democracy!

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Youth Decay posted:

I think by "La Raza" they meant ordinary Hispanic people.

Nah, Eddie came back from the dead.



Edit: Although with the lying, cheating, stealing thing you'd think he'd be a Cruz supporter.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

This election is like a 365 day long movie that owns hard.

More like 510 days long

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

XK posted:

I'm expecting NV to be Trump by 40+ or surprise Cruz win. Who loving knows at this point.

I'm expecting Nevada to caucus into the morning as the Trumpolution commences.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

XK posted:

I'm expecting NV to be Trump by 40+ or surprise Cruz win. Who loving knows at this point.

Ben Carson wins because people think they're voting on Carson City.

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Gyges posted:

So, Marco Rubio was once a Mormon and now splits his time between the Catholic Church and Baptist Church.

Does Marco Rubio actually believe in anything?

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
Just got back from voting. Tons of Trump supporters. We're going to make this country great again!

Dahn
Sep 4, 2004

XK posted:

I'm expecting NV to be Trump by 40+ or surprise Cruz win. Who loving knows at this point.

I'm hoping for an ironic Jeb! victory.

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!
Any reports of cannibalism yet Joe?

thethreeman
May 10, 2008
Fallen Rib

eric posted:

Just got back from voting. Tons of Trump supporters. We're going to make this country great again!

you in clark county?

vrath
Jul 6, 2015

Buy 1 get 1 bottle of Lysol FREE!
reading the pol thread, I am a little afraid for kinsey now. I don't think she knows what she's messing with. Although I chuckled when I she read that donald was a big guy.

e: just control f and type in kinsey, starts getting wierd about number 12 or so http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/65058989

vrath has issued a correction as of 03:48 on Feb 24, 2016

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Day 5 of the NV Caucus: Carson has bet it all on black.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Rubio being surprisingly charismatic on the Fox 10 Phoenix stream.

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

So what happened with Trump crashing Beck? Is there a link to this?

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

I hope Carson hangs around until April.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Sharron Angle is a precinct chair tonight in Reno.

http://www.rgj.com/videos/news/politics/2016/02/23/80829346/

Caucuses own.

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
https://twitter.com/EsotericCD/status/702322701151694849

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

:lol:

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Day 7 of the NV caucus: Ted Cruz reportedly bussing around "Whores4Trump" to precincts with large mormon constituency.

Per @realDonaldTrump, "Thx Ted. Stop here next."

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
Day 8 of the NV caucus: Trump supporters leave in droves to vote in nearby Colorado, aren't aware you need to be a resident to do so since they weren't carded in Nevada.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

lmao

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Here's the video of Trump speaking after Beck, for those who missed it.

https://twitter.com/jacobsoboroff/status/702324051360899076

Spoiler: not very interesting.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
https://twitter.com/elainaplott/status/702323423901458432

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

I wonder if Nevada will go back to a primary after this clusterfuck of a caucus

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
They never pan the cameras :qq:

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube


Nevada: "Eh, gently caress it."

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

i love nevada gop

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
The Nevada GOP is such a glorious clusterfuck

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