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Who will win the caucuses?
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
John Kasich
Marco Rubio
Donald Trump
Jeb, somehow
Baby Hitler
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Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Sir Tonk posted:

How much do I have to pay for a livestream from Reince Priebus' house every night there's voting?

It's a lot like this

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CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
Join us on the Trump Train and you can watch stuff like this collapse with good cheer and fun times instead of that feeling of disappointment when you're on the side getting hosed over

It's also a lot cheaper in the long run

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8


Not if Marco Rubio wins third place first!

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Donald Trump both has political experience and is from outside politics.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Brannock posted:

How is this real?

God loves us and wants us to be happy

(because orange hitler will get trounced in November)

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Not a Step posted:

The Democratic Party must send the most Establishment of establishment candidates against Trump to prevail.

They're way ahead of you.

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Brannock posted:

How is this real?

Just to make it better for you, on Hannity just now in between LIVE CAUCUS SHOTS Geraldo Rivera was pondering that if 150 FBI agents are investigating Hillary's emails then who is looking for the terrorists?

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube


Cruz and Rubio running the same plan, third place out of five is a win. :lol:

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
who can seize the mantle of thirdmentum

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


The problem with coming in second is that Trump then attacks you and he's mean.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

this is a joke

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

The 2016 election will be known as The Quest For Third Place.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

XK posted:

Cruz and Rubio running the same plan, third place out of five is a win. :lol:

That's actually not surprising, both Rubio and Cruz are pretty young and have long careers ahead of them where they might run for higher office again and neither wants to be The Man who Lost to Donald Trump

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
I hope Trump runs again in 2020.

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.


Dr. Carson's big comeback!

Donald Trump
Jan 31, 2016

by exmarx
:smug:

Mystery Goomba
Jun 4, 2011

Sir Tonk posted:

I hope Trump runs again in 2020.

Why wouldn't he seek re-election?

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Holy poo poo Ted Cruz is only one year older than Marco Rubio!?

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Sir Tonk posted:

I hope Trump runs again in 2020.

Sitting presidents usually run for reelection when the constitution allows it

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

Brannock posted:

Holy poo poo Ted Cruz is only one year older than Marco Rubio!?

4 months or so.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

i like the msnbc coverage for the most part but these loving lean forward spots are insufferably smug and i dont even understand why the gently caress they exist or why they have to repeat the same ones over and over

Donald Trump
Jan 31, 2016

by exmarx
Why would I need to be reelected when I am crowned God Emperor Eternal?

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

Brannock posted:

Holy poo poo Ted Cruz is only one year older than Marco Rubio!?

Yes, I've posted that several times in the other thread. It's something that will always get "WTF?" responses.

I give it to you, Brannock. Once every two weeks or so, post "Ted Cruz is one year older than Marco Rubio" and watch the responses. It's a lot of fun.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Brannock posted:

Holy poo poo Ted Cruz is only one year older than Marco Rubio!?

Wet farts live hard and die young.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Brannock posted:

Holy poo poo Ted Cruz is only one year older than Marco Rubio!?

There's some truth to that old canard that people start looking on the outside like they are on the inside.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
I'm telling you, 50%+ Trump.

Ron Paul gets screwed by Romney TWICE in Nevada, then Romney loses the general.

Trump recently said Bush did 9/11 and audit the fed, which are Paul's biggest selling points, because conspiracy.

Trump will win by 20+ points.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
3rd place win means even less now that there are only three real candidates in the race.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Brannock posted:

That's actually not surprising, both Rubio and Cruz are pretty young and have long careers ahead of them where they might run for higher office again and neither wants to be The Man who Lost to Donald Trump

When two of those five are a sleeping man and an unknown also-ran, it's really embarrassing.

Jewel Repetition posted:

3rd place win means even less now that there are only three real candidates in the race.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
Ted Cruz is six months older than Marco Rubio.

Dec. 22, 1970 vs. May 28, 1971

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
RedState has the scoops

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
I guess there's the GOP narrative to discount completely the incoming crushing Trump victory

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

CubsWoo posted:

RedState has the scoops


:sherman:

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
Tonight is the airhorn to the GOPs Jeb!

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
http://www.politico.com/blogs/2016-gop-primary-live-updates-and-results/2016/02/donald-trump-crashes-glen-beck-nevada-caucus-219703?lo=ut_a1

Trump steals Beck's thunder

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Donald Trump posted:

Why would I need to be reelected when I am crowned God Emperor Eternal?

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
If the story tonight is "DONALD TRUMP STOLE NEVADA" from the frothing masses against him I will have a hearty guffaw.

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

XK posted:

Cruz and Rubio running the same plan, third place out of five is a win. :lol:



Sir Tonk posted:



WE ARE THE TWO PERCENT!

Sanders is still in the race

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
Ballots for some, "Deal with it" cat gifs for others

MothraAttack
Apr 28, 2008
No seriously you guys

https://twitter.com/NVGOP/status/702336487317069826?s=17

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Mystery Goomba
Jun 4, 2011

CubsWoo posted:

RedState has the scoops



The party is deciding.

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