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Who will win the caucuses?
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
John Kasich
Marco Rubio
Donald Trump
Jeb, somehow
Baby Hitler
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Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

fknlo posted:

I honestly can't remember, but evangelicals are the ones that basically want the end times, correct? So accelerationism based on religious beliefs?

e: not a step answered this above!

Why do you think the Republicans love Israel so much and will overlook an apartheid state to preserve it?

It isn't because they love Jews.

The state of Israel is a sign of the End Times, so they need to keep it around to fulfill some prophecies. I grew up evangelical, and really if you exterminated every last one of them with fire the world would probably be better off. And you wouldn't even have to feel guilty, because they've already condemned anyone not like them to the fires of hell in the afterlife.

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
oh jeb

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Trump lost Iowa on purpose because anyone who wins both Iowa and NH doesn't win the nomination.

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

oystertoadfish posted:


this might be the classic ridiculous turtledove novel - it's about racist south africans traveling back in time to help the south win the civil war with modern technology
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Guns_of_the_South


That one's actually decent compared to the books where the CSA is a cognate for Germany. Just godawful, tedious writing. I remember he actually forgot the name of a minor character and changed it by accident. Alternate history is a pretty dumb genre anyway, but it's even worse when your characters exist basically as an audience to hear the news of the alternate history world. "For Want of a Nail" was kind of interesting in that it just ditched the novel format and was simply written as a straightforward history textbook, complete with fake statistics.

Ok, enough about what we read in high school. When are we going to see some actual results? I may just follow the advice in the thread title.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Jeb Bush
Jeb Bush



aww :3:

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!
Wow that guy on MSNBC droning Donald Trump Donald Trump Donald Trump Donald Trump

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

Pick posted:

oh jeb

lol he's matching cruz vote for vote on msnbc

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
:siren::siren::siren:

Two Jeb Bush votes counted live on MSNBC! JEBMENTUM!

:siren::siren::siren:

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


lol trump is going to get over 50%

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!

Not a Step posted:

Why do you think the Republicans love Israel so much and will overlook an apartheid state to preserve it?

It isn't because they love Jews.

The state of Israel is a sign of the End Times, so they need to keep it around to fulfill some prophecies. I grew up evangelical, and really if you exterminated every last one of them with fire the world would probably be better off. And you wouldn't even have to feel guilty, because they've already condemned anyone not like them to the fires of hell in the afterlife.

That's such a fringe belief I really wish it'd stop being repeated.

edit: It's because Jews will go to heaven when they get to the pearly gates and Jesus says "I'm real, ya'll want in?"

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Guys, I think Trump is going to win this thing

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
Trump takes a two vote lead on decisiondeskhq

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/702355100707135488

Donald Trump
Jan 31, 2016

by exmarx


:smug: But... But... The racism!?!?? :smug:

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

Ok, enough about what we read in high school.

that reminds me although it might have been elementary school but i remember they gave us these fake history books from like 1000 years in the future which were written as you said in fake history book format and told a whole sci-fi universe story that way. i liked that and i wish more poo poo was written like that. maybe someday ill read that for want of a nail fake history textbook you mention

edit: i had suggested this caucus wouldn't register in the narrative of the run-up to super tuesday unless, for one thing, trump got %50+. i think he'll do that now, and i suspect that it will matter. also i forgot how much of a shitshow this would be, even though i was warned, and that could factor in to narrative-factoring-in

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Carson 1
Cruz 7
Rubio 8
Trump 24

on that tally


lol

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
41% of the Hispanic vote, my god it's a Trumping for the ages

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc


:lol:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
i'd pity vote jeb if i were there

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬


:munch:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I certainly would've thought Rubio would take more, but what % of hispanics are voting GOP that is being split up that way?

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

So when do endorsements start flooding to Trump

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Switching over to FOXNEWS for the tears. MSNBC is great and all, but I need to see GOPe meltdowns.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Pick posted:

i'd pity vote jeb if i were there

Two people did!

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

oh you sad gently caress. you helped stir the poo poo mate. and now the chickens are home to roost.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Glenn Beck crying about someone else's hate and rage :allears:

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Turns out Art of the Deal is pretty high up on God's favorite book list too

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

This is what I hoped for. :getin:

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
I legitimately think Jeb and/or Paul will outperform Kasich, who is technically in the race, and possibly also Ben Carson

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

oystertoadfish posted:

that reminds me although it might have been elementary school but i remember they gave us these fake history books from like 1000 years in the future which were written as you said in fake history book format and told a whole sci-fi universe story that way. i liked that and i wish more poo poo was written like that. maybe someday ill read that for want of a nail fake history textbook you mention

edit: i had suggested this caucus wouldn't register in the narrative of the run-up to super tuesday unless, for one thing, trump got %50+. i think he'll do that now, and i suspect that it will matter. also i forgot how much of a shitshow this would be, even though i was warned, and that could factor in to narrative-factoring-in

you mean this? i remember looking through it way back when

Donald Trump
Jan 31, 2016

by exmarx

:qq:

:qq:


:qq:


You are welcome America.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
and people are starting to call it for trump

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/ForecasterEnten/status/702357348682170368

The skeptics have turned.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
TRUMPINATION!

:getin:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc


:toot:

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
FOXNEWS calling it for Trump.

Saying Rubio is second, but Cruz is close second.

Donald Trump
Jan 31, 2016

by exmarx
THANK YOU NEVADA

CALLED AT 12:01

I LOVE YOU ALL

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
msnbc calls for trump

Brian Williams: "this election has stumped the punditry"

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007
Holy poo poo. 0.1% of ballot counted. MSNBC is projecting a Trump win.

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T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
his headquarters at treasure island casino

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