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CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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LORD OF BUTT posted:

:agreed:


:stonk: I'm legitimately impressed that you even gave thought to how to get the best eatin' out of a facehugger instead of immediately screaming in horror at the very idea, and I'm loving Cajun.



Get up in them guts.


This technically counts as anti food porn because I think most of that is like, clams and pig parts. Mmmmm.

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Samizdata
May 14, 2007

AlbieQuirky posted:

Hey, importing nutria to Louisiana may have been a dumb idea, but at least they didn't go through with the importing hippopotamus plan!

Have eaten nutria, would again. No, I am NOT a Cajun swamp monster.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

CelticPredator posted:



Get up in them guts.


This technically counts as anti food porn because I think most of that is like, clams and pig parts. Mmmmm.

And if you like feeling the burn from hot stuff... There you are!

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

EorayMel posted:

stretched lemons

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

same

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

CelticPredator posted:



Get up in them guts.


This technically counts as anti food porn because I think most of that is like, clams and pig parts. Mmmmm.

Also anti-food porn cause all the Xenomorphs in Alien where a twisted sexual reference.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


LORD OF BUTT posted:

Cajuns eat literal, honest to God giant rats. Behold, smothered nutria:
Does that refer to how it's cooked or how it's killed?

chitoryu12 posted:

We've got an instructor at work who's 82 or 83 and has one of those. His "thumb" is noticeably very short and wide, almost conical.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clubbed_thumb

There's a Japanese celebrity, a permanent fixture on the panel of a show I watch, who has this on at least one of her thumbs. I was fascinated and repelled the first time I saw it--she'd painted her nails really fancy and this ugly runt really stood out. It's called "viper finger" in Japanese. :eng101:

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Hirayuki posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clubbed_thumb

There's a Japanese celebrity, a permanent fixture on the panel of a show I watch, who has this on at least one of her thumbs. I was fascinated and repelled the first time I saw it--she'd painted her nails really fancy and this ugly runt really stood out. It's called "viper finger" in Japanese. :eng101:

Oh no, the instructor really does have a toe thumb. He told us.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
NSFW

:shrug:

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
that sausage looks undercooked

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


You're going to tell me you've never had a traditional English breakfast before?

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

NotAnArtist posted:

You're going to tell me you've never had a traditional English breakfast before?

So that's what the Brits means by "banger"

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

So that's what the Brits means by "banger"

Banger? I hardly even know'er!

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

Pham Nuwen posted:

Garbage plates absolutely own and this looks like a good one. Maybe from Henrietta Hots? Gotta hit it with mustard and ketchup before you eat it with the bread that's presumably just out of frame

I present, the Kapsalon ("hairdressers' salon" in dutch), these days a staple in almost any kebab place in the Netherlands/Belgium




quote:

Kapsalon is a Dutch food item consisting of fries, topped with döner or shawarma meat, grilled with a layer of Gouda cheese until melted and then subsequently covered with a layer of dressed salad greens. The dish is often served with garlic sauce and sambal, a hot sauce from the former colony of Indonesia. Kapsalon is high in calories, with each serving containing approximately 1800 kcal.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Fishstick posted:

I present, the Kapsalon ("hairdressers' salon" in dutch), these days a staple in almost any kebab place in the Netherlands/Belgium



That's just a Pittsburgh Steak Salad

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

ugh, last time I ever have breakfast with the Bobbits.

VendaGoat posted:

That's just a Pittsburgh Steak Salad



Would so hard I need to change my pants

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Solice Kirsk posted:

Would they consider making one in the shape of a moose or other ungulate?

clarification edit:
I would like to hold the antlers and pour gravy out of it's rear end onto Thanksgiving foods.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

VendaGoat posted:

That's just a Pittsburgh Steak Salad



it's in a different order and has garlic sauce:

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

I FUCKING LOVE BUTTS
I'm the kingsize bak

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Edit: wow what about that gross food huh

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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

"Warm & old salad." Yum yum.

At least they're honest.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
"Sloggy and sloppy fries"

I don't think that's an ad



e: by Dutch food standards this actually look above average.

We are talking about a country where people put food in tiny prison cells until someone eventually pays bail to release it from its misery

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Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

I had a croquette from one of those once. I don't remember what it tasted like

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

"Sloggy and sloppy fries"

I don't think that's an ad



e: by Dutch food standards this actually look above average.

We are talking about a country where people put food in tiny prison cells until someone eventually pays bail to release it from its misery


Hey automats are pretty nice. Super vending machine diners.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

GoutPatrol posted:

Hey automats are pretty nice. Super vending machine diners.

I bet you also long for the day sexbots become a reality

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


SpaceGoatFarts posted:

I bet you also long for the day sexbots become a reality

We've already got those. Welcome to the future.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

I bet you also long for the day sexbots become a reality

...sounds great

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off
I'm still working my way through like mid-2015 in this thread, but all I'm getting from it is that I'd probably fit right in in New Zealand :shrug:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

I bet you also long for the day sexbots become a reality

Who isn't?

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Cumslut1895 posted:

I've got a kingsized dick (literally [I've never been intimate with a woman because my dick is far too big { I was exposed to chemicals as a child}])

what chemicals would these be, I need to know for science

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Sakurazuka posted:

I had a croquette from one of those once. I don't remember what it tasted like

I had a croquette from BAMN!! It was an attempt at reviving the automat in New York City that only lasted a few years.



I remember the food being pretty average for the East Village, which is probably why it closed. Turns out a novelty restaurant can't rely on just the novelty of serving if the food isn't awesome.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
I would eat a third of that hairdresser fries salad and be so happy, but seeing the huge vat of it just seems nauseating. It's not like you could reheat the leftovers, either.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

AlbieQuirky posted:

I would eat a third of that hairdresser fries salad and be so happy, but seeing the huge vat of it just seems nauseating. It's not like you could reheat the leftovers, either.

The re-heated leftovers would be even better for this thread, though.

Lonely Virgil
Oct 9, 2012



Bacon and Ramen-Wrapped Hot Dog

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I'm the artistically rendered bloody sperm cell.

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

Picnic Princess posted:

I'm the artistically rendered bloody sperm cell.

Semisponge posted:

I'm the kingsize bak

Can someone explain this joke? I don't internet.

efc:

A wrap stuffed with unseasoned seaweed and raw carrot, with a sugary raspberry sauce.














No pizza reheating rules?

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Seems appropriate that it's served in a dog's food dish.

OK, toast the bread and break the nuts up into small bits and I'd give it a go.

An egg inside... something? Wrapped in bacon?

Does this have random coloured shapes Photoshopped onto it?

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Tiggum posted:

An egg inside... something? Wrapped in bacon?

An egg inside two halves of an avocado wrapped in bacon

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Tiggum posted:

An egg inside... something? Wrapped in bacon?

Does this have random coloured shapes Photoshopped onto it?

It looks like someone's fever-dream take on a scotch egg, and while it looks awful I'd eat the hell out of it

Tiggum posted:

Does this have random coloured shapes Photoshopped onto it?

-loose corn
-flower petals
-???

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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




PubicMice posted:

Can someone explain this joke? I don't internet.

I asked that exact same question in another thread.

RareAcumen posted:

When did 'I'm the X' become a running thing?

Example:



Code Jockey posted:

I'm the solitary shrimp that escaped the aspic

I'm also the plastic aquarium plants used to decorate said aspic

Bhodi posted:

That's just yospos bleeding out onto the grey forums a little.

trapped mouse posted:

In GBS people would post articles or photos about weird poo poo, and one of the posts on the first page would usually be "I'm the guy in the OP." Eventually it started happening in every thread, and it got annoying, so the mods banned the phrase, but it stayed alive in places like FYAD, YOSPOS and PHIZ. Eventually it got more involved, with people posting poo poo like "I'm the broken sword hilt in the background" or "I'm the vague atmosphere of contempt" and it got kind of funny again.

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