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CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Elephanthead posted:

Those refs were crooked as can be. They just wanted known sexual deviant Peyton Manning to win the "Big Game".



By giving other sexual deviant Big Ben a chance to go on and win it :psyberger:

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WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

sweet thursday posted:

I've lost less Super Bowls than mARINO



Is this that "dabbing" thing I've heard so much about?

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

WHOOPS posted:

Is this that "dabbing" thing I've heard so much about?

Depends, how is your daughter doing? Is she confused on how to act right now?

If so, you've been a victim of dabbing. There's a support group in Seattle.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Were you even born when they were in their primes?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

WHOOPS posted:

Is this that "dabbing" thing I've heard so much about?

No, that's what happens when a 12th Fan has been dabbed.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

sweet thursday posted:

I've lost less Super Bowls than mARINO



You know who lost more Super Bowls than Dan Marino?

That's right, Tom Brady

nevermind that he won four

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Mystic Stylez posted:

You know who lost more Super Bowls than Dan Marino?

That's right, Tom Brady

nevermind that he won four

Also John Elway and Peyton manning.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Sour Diesel posted:

a receiver no longer in his prime? here comes ozzie

Only if he still has some gas in the tank. Otherwise he'll go to the Patriots to play 5 snaps and die.

See also: Chad Ochocinco, Joey Galloway, Alge Crumpler, Austin Collie's CTE-riddled corpse (!!!), etc.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Trent Baalke said Kaepernick has a ticket aboard the Wild Ride in 2016 & isn't getting cut.

Well okay.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Spoeank posted:

Trent Baalke said Kaepernick has a ticket aboard the Wild Ride in 2016 & isn't getting cut.

Well okay.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/702527341176692736




kaep and chip

awwwwwwwyeeeeeeeeah

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Bring on the Wild Ride California Adventure.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Spoeank posted:

Trent Baalke said Kaepernick has a ticket aboard the Wild Ride in 2016 & isn't getting cut.

Well okay.

One hundred and twenty-six million dollar contract

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Paying 12 million for what Kaep does lol holy poo poo.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Kaep gonna turn it all around

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
What level of government could I be elected to if I spent 1 hundred and 20 six million $s on my campaign? Is that enough for senator? How about governor of a semi-important state, like Nevada? Could I buy North Dakota and split it into one non-contiguous state and one state shaped like a boner? How many murders could I commit and get away with?

I bet I could defecate on Gwyneth Paltrow's chest for what the Niners are paying the Jeb Bush of quarterbacking.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

Intruder posted:

Kaep gonna turn it all around

Same: RG3

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster

Chichevache posted:

I bet I could defecate on Gwyneth Paltrow's chest for what the Niners are paying the Jeb Bush of quarterbacking.

this costs less than you'd imagine

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007



get both on the same team and run the A2

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Chichevache posted:

I bet I could defecate on Gwyneth Paltrow's chest for what the Niners are paying the Jeb Bush of quarterbacking.

this is oddly specific

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
The Jeb Bush of quarterbacking is Tim Hasselbeck come on now

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

quote:

The 28-year-old received 10 percent of the vote in the "least favorite quarterback" category. Only Brady, who's apparently disliked by 29 percent of America, had a higher total than Tebow.


lol

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Ehud posted:

this is oddly specific

We all have dreams

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

sean10mm posted:

Only if he still has some gas in the tank. Otherwise he'll go to the Patriots to play 5 snaps and die.

See also: Chad Ochocinco, Joey Galloway, Alge Crumpler, Austin Collie's CTE-riddled corpse (!!!), etc.

Oh man I forgot about about Agle Crumpler being on the Patriots.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Brady is the Trump of football, everyone has a strong opinion on him.

quote:

Our look at the most and least popular Quarterbacks in the NFL finds that....they're the same person. 23% say Tom Brady is their favorite QB to 16% for Peyton Manning, 13% for Aaron Rodgers, and 11% for Cam Newton. Brady has even more support when it comes to who people's least favorite QB is, with 29% to 10% for Tim Tebow with no one else in double digits.

Also, lol:

quote:

And we put the great question of our times to the test and found that only 21% of NFL fans think Joe Flacco is a elite Quarterback- 35% think he is not and 44% have no opinion on the matter one way or another.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




Oh, the polling for that is cool. Brady is the most liked and the most disliked

Brady - 23%
Peyton - 16%
Rodgers - 13%
Cam - 11%
Tebow - 7%
Eli/Ben/Wilson - 6%

Brady - 29%
Tebow - 10%
Cam/Ben - 9%
Peyton - 8%
Wilson - 6%
Eli - 4%
Brees - 3%
Rodgers - 2%

Brady:
Favorable: 46%
Unfavorable: 39%

Goodell
Favorable: 19%
Unfavorable: 40%

Is Flacco elite:
Yes: 21%
No: 35%

Will Manziel ever do anything?
Yes: 16%
No: 45%

Touchdown dances good?
Yes: 57%
No: 27%

Redskins should change their name:
Yes: 25%
No: 64%

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Who the gently caress is favorable towards Goodell?

Kill maim purge.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Kalli posted:

Is Flacco elite:
Yes: 21%
No: 35%

Redskins should change their name:
Yes: 25%
No: 64%

I rest my case :colbert:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Team




QB - Look at those left/right splits for Peyton's likability.


FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Eifert Posting posted:

Who the gently caress is favorable towards Goodell?
Old-rear end honkies

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Eifert Posting posted:

Who the gently caress is favorable towards Goodell?


Probably anyone that has to go up against him in court.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

NC-17 posted:

Brady is the Trump of football, everyone has a strong opinion on him.


Also, lol:

Makes sense. Brady cheated at Indy and Trump cheated in Nevada!

Blarfk
Dec 26, 2003

Is the fact that the two favorite teams of strong liberals are the Steelers and Packers just statistical noise because of the large fanbase for each, or is there something else going on there?

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

Kalli posted:

Team




QB - Look at those left/right splits for Peyton's likability.




What I'm seeing here is a Trump/Brady 2016 ticket.

e: or even a TB20XX campaign in the future.

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Kalli posted:

Goodell
Favorable: 19%

Touchdown dances good?
No: 27%

Surprised that these numbers aren't identical.

Also, it's surprising that Cam isn't more disliked, although he did still tie with a literal rapist in that category. Wonder what that number would have been in the two weeks leading up to the Super Bowl when it was all but assumed that he'd walk away with a ring (assuming these polls were done since the Super Bowl took place).

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Blarfk posted:

Is the fact that the two favorite teams of strong liberals are the Steelers and Packers just statistical noise because of the large fanbase for each, or is there something else going on there?

The Packers' cross tabs for favorite team is really funny.

I guess not so much because everyone but moderates like them but the extreme liberal and conservatives both like them pretty highly.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
You've got your casual Wisconsin racism plus a collectively owned team, what's their not to like?

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

https://twitter.com/DuncanIdunno/status/688493510232641536

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster

Just 2 future presidents

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Trump is tall. I didn't realize this.

I need to reevaluate a few things.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Kalli posted:

Team




QB - Look at those left/right splits for Peyton's likability.




Surprised Rodgers gets so much conservative support given his lifestyle

lol conservatives can't get over Russ's blackness and get behind him even though he fits their very bland mold of one of the good ones

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