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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Pork Pie Hat posted:



I like the little Cornwall in the last frame.

Well, the comic's not wrong.

Oh you ninja edited, haha yeah Cornwall was a cute touch.

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Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Pork Pie Hat posted:



I like the little Cornwall in the last frame.

I love polandballs. Maybe Corbyn should be campaigning with memes.

KOGAHAZAN!!
Apr 29, 2013

a miserable failure as a person

an incredible success as a magical murder spider


Not sure it was a good idea to dignify that with a response, to be honest. It's a bit playground.

Pork Pie Hat posted:

I like the little Cornwall in the last frame.

Cornwall but no Norn Iron. A shameful polandball.

(All polandballs are shameful)

Pork Pie Hat
Apr 27, 2011

Autonomous Monster posted:

Cornwall but no Norn Iron. A shameful polandball.

I mean it's can open, worms everywhere enough as it is without opening an even bigger can.

Somehow this is my first exposure to polandballs.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Autonomous Monster posted:

Cornwall but no Norn Iron. A shameful polandball.

(All polandballs are shameful)
No England either. That'd be like having all the little EU balls and no Germany.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Pork Pie Hat posted:

I mean it's can open, worms everywhere enough as it is without opening an even bigger can.

Somehow this is my first exposure to polandballs.

You are in for a treat. They range from awful to genius.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

nopantsjack posted:

you can shut up too, corbyn. how about let us be more ashamed of the 1.3 9/11s worth of mental health patients who are dying every year?

I must be missing something. This seems like a complete non sequitor

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

nopantsjack posted:

Ugh gently caress off, Guardian you shitrag. "Cameron comes up with some complete bullshit out of nowhere! Even I didn't know that was true, what a statesman!"

Are you implying that the Chewbacca defence isn't a skilful and time-honoured rhetorical maneuver?

Rustybear
Nov 16, 2006
what the thunder said

Pork Pie Hat posted:

I mean it's can open, worms everywhere enough as it is without opening an even bigger can.

Somehow this is my first exposure to polandballs.

Where's the can of worms?

For your average brexiteer the statement in the top panel is false and the statement in the bottom panel is true. If the situations were identical then the comparison would carry some weight but they aren't so it doesn't.

A small minority would argue both are false anyway.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

nopantsjack posted:

you can shut up too, corbyn. how about let us be more ashamed of the 1.3 9/11s worth of mental health patients who are dying every year?

Wouldn't failings on mental health provisions come under "shabby ideas and shabby philosophies"? I'm not really sure what your issue is here

Regarde Aduck posted:

Jeremy loves anime. His favourite is Escaflowne and says Vash the stampede gave him the inspiration to keep going in politics.

Rurouni Corbyn, known in north america as Socialist X

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Guavanaut posted:

No England either. That'd be like having all the little EU balls and no Germany.

I think England is implied to be part of/the entirety of the big UK ball. Unless you think English separatism is a thing that is likely to happen. (Amusing though the idea of the United Celtic Kingdom of Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland is)

Pantsuit
Oct 28, 2013

Guavanaut posted:

In Which Everyone is a Terrorist - Part VI



Where's 'brown skin'?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Pantsuit posted:

Where's 'brown skin'?

Last entry, third column. They just don't have the gumption to be white, dontcherknow.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Guavanaut posted:

In Which Everyone is a Terrorist - Part VI


Where's this from?

Nice to see all teenagers are probably terrorists, though.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

feedmegin posted:

I think England is implied to be part of/the entirety of the big UK ball.
That just buys into the whole "England, Britain, and the UK are all the same thing" thing though, which many foreigners seem to unquestioningly believe.

Pantsuit posted:

Where's 'brown skin'?
You can't state that outright. Besides, it's obviously not talking about Islamic terrorism because they put tattoos on there. :notracist:

e:

XMNN posted:

Where's this from?

Nice to see all teenagers are probably terrorists, though.
It's from a PREVENT thing sent out to schools. Here's an earlier version with similar stuff.

Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 14:44 on Feb 24, 2016

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
Apparently Cameron invoked Bevan at PMQs: "If Nye Bevan was here today he'd want a seven-day NHS because he wanted an NHS that served the country.”

What times we live in.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Miftan posted:

I love polandballs. Maybe Corbyn should be campaigning with memes.

Some of them are funny but then it gets a bit racist because it's reddit and I never know if its ironic racism (bad) or unironic racism (really bad).

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

It's Reddit, so in their libertarian spirit the truth is somewhere in the middle.

Specifically it's racism until it's too racist then they'll say it's ironic. A joke, like on Top Park, South Gear, you know.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
"I can't be racist, because I insult everyone equally." *doesn't know the first thing about racism*

Guavanaut posted:

That just buys into the whole "England, Britain, and the UK are all the same thing" thing though, which many foreigners seem to unquestioningly believe.

You say that like many English don't also unquestioningly believe it.

Renaissance Robot fucked around with this message at 14:53 on Feb 24, 2016

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

The English think of the rest of the UK as their loving peons. We'd rather you change your name to North England, West England and Guinness England and stop trying to pretend you're not Are Property.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

nopantsjack posted:

Tories don't use the NHS how are they supposed to know?

Also on Cameron totes owning corbyn for dressing poorly while not killing patients:


Ugh gently caress off, Guardian you shitrag. "Cameron comes up with some complete bullshit out of nowhere! Even I didn't know that was true, what a statesman!"

Ad hominem attacks are terrible and no way to conduct yourself in a debate unless you're a conservative PM and then you're masterful at defusing Corbyn's questions.

The Guardian is garbage and endorsed loving Yvette Cooper for Labour leader so their opinion is worth a disappointing wank.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Renaissance Robot posted:

You say that like many English don't also unquestioningly believe it.
I thought it was going the opposite way now with all the "I'm not british, I'm ENGLISH" and flying the St. George and all the other stuff that seemed to happen around the same time that you could be a Black British or British Muslim person.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Gonzo McFee posted:

The Guardian is garbage and endorsed loving Yvette Cooper for Labour leader so their opinion is worth a disappointing wank.

I don't want to blame Kath Viner for this but it really does seem to have gone to shite since she took the helm. I wonder if it's deliberate or if her stuff are undermining her.

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you

Gonzo McFee posted:

Ad hominem attacks are terrible and no way to conduct yourself in a debate unless you're a conservative PM and then you're masterful at defusing Corbyn's questions.

The Guardian is garbage and endorsed loving Yvette Cooper for Labour leader so their opinion is worth a disappointing wank.

Ahem, I think you'll find that "Sometimes ad hominem attacks are necessary in politics", according to Jason Cowley at the New Statesman (which also supported Cooper or Burnham at a push) :smug: . Incidentally, the chair of the BMA council has said that Corbyn was right and Cameron was talking poo poo, but who cares what he thinks. Probably wasn't even wearing a tie at the time.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Sorry I forgot my tie, I was doing some surgery on the way here and accidentally sewed it into my patient's skin. I'll try and keep a spare for next time.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

The joke is that it's Wednesday which is the day you're actually more likely to die, and I hosed up!! Heehee

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you

Tesseraction posted:

Sorry I forgot my tie, I was doing some surgery on the way here and accidentally sewed it into my patient's skin. I'll try and keep a spare for next time.

Surgery. Pfft, real strivers would heal themselves.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

"Physician, heal thyself!"

*gurgles blood and dies*

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you

Tesseraction posted:

"Physician, heal thyself!"

*gurgles blood and dies*

The market decided. You were found wanting.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

Guavanaut posted:

I thought it was going the opposite way now with all the "I'm not british, I'm ENGLISH" and flying the St. George and all the other stuff that seemed to happen around the same time that you could be a Black British or British Muslim person.

No, I mean that Britain and England are synonymous in the sense that England is Britain, while Scotland is British.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

That's what I mean, in England you're considered our property, not a country in your own right.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Pesmerga posted:

Ahem, I think you'll find that "Sometimes ad hominem attacks are necessary in politics", according to Jason Cowley at the New Statesman (which also supported Cooper or Burnham at a push) :smug: . Incidentally, the chair of the BMA council has said that Corbyn was right and Cameron was talking poo poo, but who cares what he thinks. Probably wasn't even wearing a tie at the time.

"Insults are good when the guy I like is doing them and facts are secondary to a good burn. Now excuse me, I have to write an article about me being no platformed by twitter trolls who keep calling me a pigfucker."

The Press, forever.

Pork Pie Hat
Apr 27, 2011

Renaissance Robot posted:

No, I mean that Britain and England are synonymous in the sense that England is Britain, while Scotland is British.

Be fair, Scottish/Welsh/NI sports people are totally British while they're winning, or not playing INGURLUND, or INGURLUND aren't in said sporting event because they're poo poo.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Gonzo McFee posted:

"Insults are good when the guy I like is doing them and facts are secondary to a good burn. Now excuse me, I have to write an article about me being no platformed by twitter trolls who keep calling me a pigfucker."

The Press, forever.

I say we hold a hundred hog protest inside the Grauniad's foyer. People also allowed.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Pork Pie Hat posted:

Be fair, Scottish/Welsh/NI sports people are totally British while they're winning, or not playing INGURLUND, or INGURLUND aren't in said sporting event because they're poo poo.
I suspect a whole lot of this could have been avoided if sports bodies had enforced the sovereign state rule as Spain requested.

Same as how you could end a lot of US neoconfederatism by firing the SEC into the sun.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

LemonDrizzle posted:

Apparently Cameron invoked Bevan at PMQs: "If Nye Bevan was here today he'd want a seven-day NHS because he wanted an NHS that served the country.”

If Nye Bevan was here today he'd be stamping on your waxy half-formed head until you died, you mealy mouthed psychopathic oval office.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



All Corbyn said was 'Bevan would be spinning in his grave' which is the only logical response.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.
Wouldn't a 7 day week allow for a better usage of existing inventory, thereby reducing the cost or increasing the quality of care? Given that we live in a fairly secular world today, one might even argue that the fixed weekend is something that should abolished anyway (while keeping 5/2 word/free days), to allow economies to run more efficiently?

Rustybear
Nov 16, 2006
what the thunder said

GaussianCopula posted:

Wouldn't a 7 day week allow for a better usage of existing inventory, thereby reducing the cost or increasing the quality of care? Given that we live in a fairly secular world today, one might even argue that the fixed weekend is something that should abolished anyway (while keeping 5/2 word/free days), to allow economies to run more efficiently?

The NHS is currently a 24/7 service.

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Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



GaussianCopula posted:

Wouldn't a 7 day week allow for a better usage of existing inventory, thereby reducing the cost or increasing the quality of care? Given that we live in a fairly secular world today, one might even argue that the fixed weekend is something that should abolished anyway (while keeping 5/2 word/free days), to allow economies to run more efficiently?

It is already seven days a week. Also, taking the same pool of resources and making it compulsory isn't going to help efficacy of morale.

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