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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

I have a Jazzmaster so the pickguard literally holds the entire thing together.

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Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


There are a couple ways of picking where you can hit the body, mostly with your fingernails though. It gets scratched up instead of the wood.

Fender style guitars use the pickguard to cover things up because they do top-routs and attach the electronics to the plastic because that way you just do all the electronics assembly (ground wire excepted) on the pickguard then stick it on there. Making things easy to do factory-style was pretty much the Leo Fender Way.

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
i don't like les pauls but if I had to play one it would be with a pickguard (or a Jr.) so that my fingers have a flat surface to reference while picking. I've played Fenders for so long that anything with a carved top feels weird to me

unlawfulsoup
May 12, 2001

Welcome home boys!

kjetting posted:

Do pickguards really have a function anyway? I have guitars both with and without, and the guitars I have with pickguards are built after the strat principle where it's covering the hole where the electronics go. On those guitars it at least has a function as a lid.

I have always been told that it's there to guard the guitar finish from being scratched, but I don't think I ever hit the guitar body once with my pick in all the 20 years I've played. Maybe my technique is wrong?

If you strum sloppily you can scratch your guitar. I rarely hit mine on guitars when I get erratic in my playing. A lot of guitars it is an aesthetic thing.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

kjetting posted:

I don't think I ever hit the guitar body once with my pick in all the 20 years I've played.

Get into it son! May I present my 18 year old Maton:



If it wasn't for the pickguard I'd be heading for Willie Nelson territory.

Krustic
Mar 28, 2010

Everything I say draws controversy. It's kinda like the abortion issue.
http://i.imgur.com/jEinS4e.png

This comment instantly reminded me of this guy.

http://www.somethingawful.com/awfulvision/crowfeather-fat-pedophile/2/

Concatenation
Jul 23, 2005

Your human mentality cries out for vengeance and thrives on the violence you say you can hardly endure.
I did not know until recently that the youtube "shreds" guy StSanders was on Jimmy Kimmel

http://www.kilobitspersecond.com/2008/12/28/stsanders-the-youtube-shreds-guy/

and of course Slash comes in towards the end of his live performance and shreds legit, missing the entire point

Fair Hallion
Jul 25, 2007

:toot: :toot: :toot: :toot:

holy poo poo, that made me laugh. Dude's up there with Romeo Rose for asshattery

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Concatenation posted:

I did not know until recently that the youtube "shreds" guy StSanders was on Jimmy Kimmel

http://www.kilobitspersecond.com/2008/12/28/stsanders-the-youtube-shreds-guy/

and of course Slash comes in towards the end of his live performance and shreds legit, missing the entire point

I think everyone in that building missed the point.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

The Klon Centaur/Bill Finnegan saga is pretty stupid music poo poo:

https://aionelectronics.com/project/refractor-centaur-overdrive/

(link is selling a $10 diy kit and I have nothing to do with it but has the story in the "circuit history" section)

The story has everything: nerds, bluesdads, overdrive pedals made in some guy's apartment going for thousands of dollars, cryptic messages in lieu of control knob labels, purposely epoxying boards to make it harder to reverse engineer them, nerds degooping and reverse engineering said boards, AND MUCH MUCH MORE!

Bill demoing his 3 versions:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcWqMuPSfgs

Dang It Bhabhi! fucked around with this message at 06:57 on Feb 24, 2016

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

fyodor posted:

The Klon Centaur/Bill Finnegan saga is pretty stupid music poo poo:

https://aionelectronics.com/project/refractor-centaur-overdrive/

(link is selling a $10 diy kit and I have nothing to do with it but has the story in the "circuit history" section)

The story has everything: nerds, bluesdads, overdrive pedals made in some guy's apartment going for thousands of dollars, cryptic messages in lieu of control knob labels, purposely epoxying boards to make it harder to reverse engineer them, nerds degooping and reverse engineering said boards, AND MUCH MUCH MORE!

Bill demoing his 3 versions:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcWqMuPSfgs

I can't hear a goddamn bit of difference between buffered or bypass or any of the pedals. Are my ears broken or is it just more of the homeopathic approach to gear?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Allen Wren posted:

I can't hear a goddamn bit of difference between buffered or bypass or any of the pedals. Are my ears broken or is it just more of the homeopathic approach to gear?

most of this stuff isnt noticed unless you are absolutely cranking out volume. regardless 99.999999999 percent of the crowd is not going to tell the difference between them. hell 90 percent of the crowd wont know the difference between OD and dist

a retard
Jan 7, 2013

by Lowtax

Smash it Smash hit posted:

most of this stuff isnt noticed unless you are absolutely cranking out volume. regardless 99.999999999 percent of the crowd is not going to tell the difference between them. hell 90 percent of the crowd wont know the difference between OD and dist

yep, this is why you just gig with a multi effects pedal

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

a retard posted:

yep, this is why you just gig with a multi effects pedal

i dunno about all that tho

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
This poo poo is to electronics engineering what alchemy is to chemistry. It reminds me of the "circuit bending" idiots who break a nintendo and call the static pattern "art".

Even a weekend course in analog signals and circuits could have these dudes actually DESIGNING useful pedals.

You could go into a project saying "ok I want some fuzz, and I want to filter out the high end, have some adjustable slap-back echo and a touch of reverb", and then go and design and build that thing to order, and it might actually be worth something to someone. You might learn how to configure DSPs and then really make some cool homebrew poo poo.

Instead of goobering around with a transistor and asserting brand X capacitor has more "mojo" because tonedeaf retarded bluesdad ears say it does.

Then I guess those peoples whole approach to guitar is to never learn any music theory, it all just happens by magic, and knowledge kills magic!

That's why they only know one chord progression and 3 riffs and are bluesdads to start with.

Anyways take a peep at all the white haired balding heads in the crowd. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1OyF1Gkz-A

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
From a joke article on how to create stoner metal:

http://www.toiletovhell.com/tovh-exclusive-the-producer-series-pt-4-stoner/

quote:

2. Only Hit Dotted Frets



Open, three, five, seven. That’s it. What more do you need? There are 6 strings; using those frets alone that’s 24 notes! If you can’t make a stoner riff with that, give up. Unless you’re going to play solos, there’s no point being all fancy and learning some impossibly technical pentatonic blues scale that you’re going to forget the next day anyway. When you really have to play a lead, you can simply reiterate the riff pattern on a higher string. If you really want to get fancy, you can use frets nine or twelve. But remember, this comes at the risk of confusing your audience.


You can also apply that to how bluesdads make music.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Smash it Smash hit posted:

i dunno about all that tho

good enough for bolt thrower, good enough for you



Spanish Manlove posted:

From a joke article on how to create stoner metal:

http://www.toiletovhell.com/tovh-exclusive-the-producer-series-pt-4-stoner/


You can also apply that to how bluesdads make music.

but you need the 6th fret for optimal satan

Alec Bald Snatch fucked around with this message at 17:03 on Feb 24, 2016

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

comes along bort posted:

good enough for bolt thrower, good enough for you


but you need the 6th fret for optimal satan

multi fx cant do this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tL8t9oDaFw

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

comes along bort posted:

good enough for bolt thrower, good enough for you


but you need the 6th fret for optimal satan

bend the fifth fret up a half step, it's easy as you should be using a 10-46 set in C standard anyway.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Smash it Smash hit posted:

multi fx cant do this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rbB6SDPm_8&t=218s

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
ehhhhhhhhhhhhh nah

a retard
Jan 7, 2013

by Lowtax

you could probably recreate that in an axefx since the effects that aren't outright modeling stompboxes and poo poo have really in depth settings you can dig into

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

a retard posted:

you could probably recreate that in an axefx since the effects that aren't outright modeling stompboxes and poo poo have really in depth settings you can dig into

idk if i ever seen someone make axefx do stuff like this but idk maybe possible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rCW-pEpC6Y

dont get me wrong axefx is dope af

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Smash it Smash hit posted:

idk if i ever seen someone make axefx do stuff like this but idk maybe possible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rCW-pEpC6Y

dont get me wrong axefx is dope af

neat, dissonant space farts.

I was expecting something like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fEUHwN3d3A

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
This dude rules

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by7nNwQe_Sc&t=66s

Verizian
Dec 18, 2004
The spiky one.
Needs an actual sound demo in glorious 240p with all that youtube quality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuAaTEn8fcw

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Lol I just got done watching that too. And in the related videos was this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ATZFVWUAWM

I'm retarded and want them all.

Pondex
Jul 8, 2014


Yeeeeeeeesssss! Destroy all bluesdadism.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
i want that subdecay starlight so i can play covers of old production company logo beds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg6FE5FWSmY

W424
Oct 21, 2010

I have a Reaktor ensemble that emulates that, it's pretty much unusable. That dude later branched out to eurorack modules that are also extremely expensive and sound like poo poo because guitarists couldn't handle anything more complex than a three knob od pedal, my kinda dude. Rule on, dude.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
The stupidest music poo poo is people buying records in 2016.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



BigBoss posted:

The stupidest music poo poo is people buying CDs in 2016.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

BigBoss posted:

The stupidest music poo poo is people buying music on iTunes in 2026.

there will be audiophiles claiming it is superior

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.

BigBoss posted:

The stupidest music poo poo is people buying records in 2016.

Gotta disagree a tiny bit here.

Buying records isn't so much cool because of the sound quality, because the sound quality is worse. I don't care what idiots scream ANALOG because digital is now both high enough in sampling rate and bit depth that human ears can't tell the difference. I'm sorry but if you think you can, you're wrong. Not to mention that most albums nowadays are recorded digitally so the "analogness" of the record is lost anyway.

If anything, records are neat because of the experience of using them. I know that's some serious cork sniffer poo poo but the ritual of picking out the record, carefully handling it, then kinda having to listen to the whole thing is kinda cool if the album is a good one. It plays a weird kind of Ben Franklin Effect trick on your brain that makes you appreciate the music a little bit more than you would an mp3 you click on and forget about as background noise.

Plus the artwork is huge and cool.

GreatGreen fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Feb 24, 2016

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

GreatGreen posted:

Gotta disagree a tiny bit here.

Buying records isn't so much cool because of the sound quality, because the sound quality is worse. I don't care what idiots scream ANALOG because digital is now both high enough in sampling rate and bit depth that human ears can't tell the difference. I'm sorry but if you think you can, you're wrong. Not to mention that most albums nowadays are recorded digitally so the "analogness" of the record is lost anyway.

If anything, records are neat because of the experience of using them. I know that's some serious cork sniffer poo poo but the ritual of picking out the record, carefully handling it, then kinda having to listen to the whole thing is kinda cool if the album is a good one. It plays a weird kind of Ben Franklin Effect trick on your brain that makes you appreciate the music a little bit more than you would an mp3 you click on and forget about as background noise.

Plus the artwork is huge and cool.

Nickleback avatar

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.
I made fun of a Nickleback fan on these forums. Got the avatar because that's the kind of thing a Nickleback fan would do.

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


GreatGreen posted:

Gotta disagree a tiny bit here.

Buying records isn't so much cool because of the sound quality, because the sound quality is worse. I don't care what idiots scream ANALOG because digital is now both high enough in sampling rate and bit depth that human ears can't tell the difference. I'm sorry but if you think you can, you're wrong. Not to mention that most albums nowadays are recorded digitally so the "analogness" of the record is lost anyway.

If anything, records are neat because of the experience of using them. I know that's some serious cork sniffer poo poo but the ritual of picking out the record, carefully handling it, then kinda having to listen to the whole thing is kinda cool if the album is a good one. It plays a weird kind of Ben Franklin Effect trick on your brain that makes you appreciate the music a little bit more than you would an mp3 you click on and forget about as background noise.

Plus the artwork is huge and cool.

Yeah, I can agree with this. :cheerdoge:

Octatonic
Sep 7, 2010

The real reason to get records is because in twenty years their information will be mostly intact, unlike every other modern storage medium :tinfoil:

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Records are cool because they're big and dumb and silly old fashioned artifacts, and because of the restrictions they impose.

If I put on a record, I'll listen to the entire album all the way through, every time. With digital music, shuffling is just too tempting.

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BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Octatonic posted:

The real reason to get records is because in twenty years their information will be mostly intact, unlike every other modern storage medium :tinfoil:

lol look at this idiot who doesnt know about the cloud.

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