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Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer

Bombadilillo posted:

http://www.snopes.com/science/bumblebees.asp

Just cause this stupid bit of common 'facebook' knowledge really irks me.

Need that knowledge on a sassy looking minion with jpeg pixelation.

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Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
https://vine.co/v/i5BndiWpQ0D

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

"there are bad memes"

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope
Well, listening

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

I didn't realize the Michelin Man prayed towards Mecca.

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Your Dunkle Sans posted:

I didn't realize the Michelin Man prayed towards Mecca.

This is why I only buy Bridgestone. Don't need my tires going jihad on me when I'm driving to the store for milk or something.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Who the gently caress pays someone for a hand job?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Karma Monkey posted:

Who the gently caress pays someone for a hand job?

Not everyone on the planet has access to your mother.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Jerry Cotton posted:

Not everyone on the planet has access to your mother.

:boom: LOL I walked into that one. But seriously, who pays money for a hand job?

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Jerry Cotton posted:

Not everyone on the planet has access to your mother.

Good thing everyone has access to yours.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Wade Wilson posted:

Good thing everyone has access to yours.

:boom: LOL I walked into that one.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Apparently, you can get into a circlejerk about free hand jobs to get one.

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

Karma Monkey posted:

:boom: LOL I walked into that one. But seriously, who pays money for a hand job?

dont make me write another essay about it but "poor drug abusers" should about sum it up

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Judge Schnoopy posted:

dont make me write another essay about it but "poor drug abusers" should about sum it up

Poor drug abusers don't seem very to pay for a handjob. That's money that could be going to drugs.

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal
guy has drugs, wants hand job. other guy / lady has hands, wants tiny bit of drugs. economy happens.

loving hell

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a handbeezy today

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Who What Now posted:

Poor drug abusers don't seem very to pay for a handjob. That's money that could be going to drugs.

What if their drug is hand beezies?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Judge Schnoopy posted:

guy has drugs, wants hand job. other guy / lady has hands, wants tiny bit of drugs. economy happens.

loving hell

That's not paying money, that's paying drugs.

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy
I thought it was Hambeezy i.e. Hamburger

Trebek
Mar 7, 2002
College Slice

Jmcrofts posted:

I thought it was Hambeezy i.e. Hamburger

Yeah I've always assumed he wanted a hamburger all these years.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Who What Now posted:

That's not paying money, that's paying drugs.

Value is determined by the marketplace.

Vitamin Me
Mar 30, 2007

VendaGoat posted:

Value is determined by the marketplace.

Waiting for the 1000 word essay on capitalism and handjobs

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Oli posted:

Waiting for the 1000 word essay on capitalism and handjobs

The invisible hand beezy of the market.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
'Hands that create jobs' should be a political campaign slogan.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Judge Schnoopy posted:

guy has drugs, wants hand job. other guy / lady has hands, wants tiny bit of drugs. economy happens.

loving hell

I guess... I just figured if you have money and want a sex thing, you'd at least go for a BJ. The only way I could see paying for a handjob is if you have no hands of your own. Same thing with drugs and sex. If you want my drugs, I want at least a BJ. Ugh, why am I even discussing this. I don't have drugs or money. :(

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Karma Monkey posted:

I don't have drugs or money. :(

Really? You want some?

*ziiip*

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Karma Monkey posted:

I guess... I just figured if you have money and want a sex thing, you'd at least go for a BJ. The only way I could see paying for a handjob is if you have no hands of your own. Same thing with drugs and sex. If you want my drugs, I want at least a BJ. Ugh, why am I even discussing this. I don't have drugs or money. :(

Have you seen a meth addict's teeth? Trust me, you do not want that anywhere near your junk.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Who What Now posted:

Have you seen a meth addict's teeth? Trust me, you do not want that anywhere near your junk.

Last time I got a blowjob from a meth addict I did not, in fact, see any teeth :confused:

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Screaming Idiot posted:

Really? You want some?

*ziiip*

Is this one of those deals where I give you an internet handjob and I get paid in bitcoins? No thanks! I'm not falling for that a third time! :colbert:

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

VendaGoat posted:

The invisible hand beezy of the market.

:lol:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



3̷2̵

Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time
:shepface:: Lookin' good, Bill.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Oh boy can't wait to see 31 more of those. What a hilarious joke.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

:lol:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
43/2864...

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Oh boy can't wait to see 31 more of those. What a hilarious joke.

He's counted that image posted by other people before, right?

What happens if someone posted it 32 times? Negative Cosby's?

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I dunno what the hell 3̷2̵ even means. I'm sort of worried that I even copied that poo poo onto my clipboard. Is this some sort of o͔͕̰̭͙̣͛̓͒̓̊ƃ̠͔̬̩͕ͪ̇̑͋ͪ̈́̈ͅl̹̮͕̥̺̿ͦͦͮͩ̆ɐ͎̖̩̩̙̃͌ͣZ͚̬̏̍͊ͣ͛͐ poo poo?

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